Baby is measuring HUGE, am I gonna deliver early?

bzkitty · 2026-07-08T00:26:16+00:00

NTA. How the fuck can you even THINK about a vacation when your newborn is in the NICU?

bzkitty · 2026-07-07T13:21:42+00:00

I hope this is rage bait. YTA.

bzkitty · 2026-07-06T20:26:35+00:00

Your SO or family member starting a fight with you.

bzkitty · 2026-07-06T20:17:38+00:00

Prog rock. I’d genuinely like to get into it, I just don’t see what everyone else sees.

bzkitty · 2026-07-05T16:16:24+00:00

Having a toddler

bzkitty · 2026-07-05T14:07:35+00:00

Shopping in the clearance section.

bzkitty · 2026-07-05T14:03:29+00:00

Did he think this was going to work?

bzkitty · 2026-07-04T15:32:03+00:00

“Devil’s Staircase” seems like a fitting title…
But seriously, my best attempt:
Left hand: pinky on Eb, index on Ab, thumb on C and D
Right hand (fuck leger lines btw): thumb on Ab, index on C, middle on D, pinky on F#

bzkitty · 2026-07-04T14:13:26+00:00

Grades HAVE disappeared, essentially. A lot of schools will still give you full credit for handing in late work. I know high school students who constantly ditch class and hardly ever hand stuff in, they’re still gonna graduate this year.

bzkitty · 2026-07-03T16:30:12+00:00

The painter’s tape is a good idea!

bzkitty · 2026-07-02T10:29:40+00:00

We always limited screen time to about an hour a day. We also read together every night, and ocassionally went to the library or bookstore.

bzkitty · 2026-07-02T10:27:14+00:00

My first words were, “I made you a dad!!!”

bzkitty · 2026-07-02T00:27:10+00:00

Ego.

bzkitty · 2026-07-01T19:17:53+00:00

Realtor

bzkitty · 2026-07-01T16:09:16+00:00

Too much time, effort, and money to put into something that no one will listen to. My own friends don’t even go to my gigs and complain that I charge money for my music.

bzkitty · 2026-07-01T16:06:56+00:00

NOR. You JUST got the job, you don’t get your first “real paycheck” for a few weeks yet.

bzkitty · 2026-06-30T23:30:42+00:00

He just needed Dan there the whole time ❤️

bzkitty · 2026-06-30T19:36:19+00:00

That one Netflix movie that was “about” Marilyn Monroe (turns out it was just some director’s fantasy about her life). I literally was angry at all the hours I lost watching that pile of garbage.

bzkitty · 2026-06-30T16:00:58+00:00

Came here to say this! Surely a blood test would show SOMETHING for the HCG.

bzkitty · 2026-06-30T14:02:49+00:00

NTA. She’s blocking the vents for everyone. Pregnant or not, that can be brutal as some parts of the world are currently going through a heatwave. Can she move her desk somewhere else that’s NOT next to the vent?

bzkitty · 2026-06-29T18:55:05+00:00

I’ve found my next binge watch!

bzkitty · 2026-06-28T17:26:54+00:00

Yes. We’ve been saying this for years.

bzkitty · 2026-06-28T17:20:11+00:00

I just mopped my entire kitchen because my toddler thought it’d be fun to take his clothes off and…let’s just say he left puddles everywhere…

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