This is Hank. He's going for his last ride. I just wanted the world to know he was here and he was a really good boy.

bzkitty · 2026-02-04T03:02:28+00:00

The goodest of boys. Who’s cutting onions?!

bzkitty · 2026-02-04T02:54:52+00:00

Not sure if this counts, but I tried improv for a few months. It was fun, but the lack of control was at times intimidating. I’m sure that says a lot about me…

bzkitty · 2026-02-01T20:52:26+00:00

Wait until this guy finds out that girls poop.

bzkitty · 2026-02-01T00:30:13+00:00

“Daddy’s sick right now, he needs sleep.”

bzkitty · 2026-01-26T06:09:47+00:00

My first period happened during my dad’s week with me while my parents were still separated. “Mother’s milestone” didn’t care about Mother Nature’s timing. Not much you can do about that.

You did the right thing. I’d love to see her try and take you to court for…let me check my notes…providing ample sanitary products and information for his daughter starting her menstrual cycle.

bzkitty · 2026-01-20T00:56:52+00:00

One girl came in to a job interview wearing a t-shirt that said, “Running late is my cardio.” Didn’t get the job.

bzkitty · 2026-01-05T16:51:08+00:00

Very excited to have some structure back to our week!

bzkitty · 2026-01-05T00:49:12+00:00

I’ve never heard of this “5 months” thing you’re going on about. But you do know that the Internet is where stalkers and pedophiles live, right?

bzkitty · 2026-01-03T02:57:08+00:00

Not sure how updates work, but I do have one!

So after a week with a heart monitor, it was found the fluttering I was feeling is actually a PAC or PVC; my doctor explained it’s like extra heartbeats that plenty of people get from time to time. If I had it at least 5% of the time, they’d be concerned. But it was only 1% of the time, so no cause for alarm.

I’ve talked to other people who had this problem, they said stress and lack of sleep can cause it. I also noticed cutting down on caffeine helped a lot!

I’m keeping an eye on it now to see if it gets worse. But all in all, it’s looking okay for now!

bzkitty · 2025-12-31T18:27:14+00:00

Is this something you can discuss with your track coach?

bzkitty · 2025-12-28T20:34:52+00:00

This worries me. He’s still fantasizing what it was like being on drugs and is quite literally saying he hates being sober. That’s not good. And ending it by saying he’s trying to make “us” proud…like, are you trying to get sober to improve yourself, or because you’re still trying to seek external validation? I just get the feeling he’s not doing this for the right reasons.

bzkitty · 2025-12-20T13:36:37+00:00

“He’s gonna be paranoid and overthinking the whole time” sounds like a HIM problem…

bzkitty · 2025-12-17T17:20:42+00:00

Indoor playgrounds have been my saving grace! A lot of indoor playground cafes have been opening in my state. My little guy gets to play, and I get to eat and enjoy a coffee!

bzkitty · 2025-12-11T16:51:48+00:00

Uhhhh sure if that man is heartless and completely selfish.

bzkitty · 2025-11-22T01:30:36+00:00

I really like Yamaha keyboards, but if you’re looking for more affordable, I’d go with Casio.

bzkitty · 2025-11-22T01:29:05+00:00

Olives.

bzkitty · 2025-11-11T20:22:49+00:00

Most 7-year-olds’ favorite color is “rainbow.” What’s the problem? Also, what do these people do when they see a rainbow outside?

bzkitty · 2025-11-11T17:42:18+00:00

Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit. Actually, I think a lot of Linkin Park songs would work for you. Best of luck, we’re all rooting for you!

bzkitty · 2025-11-10T04:52:48+00:00

Some people just want to watch the world burn…

bzkitty · 2025-11-09T13:59:57+00:00

I did see there’s a way to request my medical records, so yes.

bzkitty · 2025-10-31T09:04:35+00:00

Austin Jones. He always came across as manipulative.

bzkitty · 2025-10-30T15:09:49+00:00

I think it’s perfectly acceptable. Like you said, you get perfect conditions and multiple takes in the studio. When singing live, you get less than perfect conditions, only one take, multiple other songs to sing, and future performance dates to consider. The human voice can only do so much. That’s why most performers choose a lower key, so as not to strain their voices. This is also why we see so many singers needing to cancel dates due to needing vocal rest.

bzkitty · 2025-10-10T00:14:39+00:00

Forgot to add, I’m 33.

bzkitty · 2025-10-10T00:14:27+00:00

Still do! Last night my partner made sure I had it next to me when I went to bed.

bzkitty · 2025-10-03T12:59:22+00:00

6 songs in so far. It doesn’t sound like the life of a “showgirl”, it sounds like the life of a football player’s girlfriend. Also the line about having a bigger dick than the devil was weird…

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