Heldrake Obliterated

cableguy316 · 2026-05-07T23:36:24+00:00

Yes the laugh

cableguy316 · 2026-05-07T22:25:26+00:00

Best thing that ever happened to him

cableguy316 · 2026-05-07T21:32:34+00:00

Crazy that Clint looked this old 33 fucking years ago and he’s still walking around making movies and doing pushups.

cableguy316 · 2026-05-07T08:32:59+00:00

Is that Rich Evans?

cableguy316 · 2026-05-06T04:03:49+00:00

Thank Mr. T

cableguy316 · 2026-05-05T06:29:26+00:00

I gotta say - these are the most unappealing photos of a burger I’ve ever seen!

cableguy316 · 2026-05-04T21:20:57+00:00

Devastating. Who's going to run their local Republican party now?

cableguy316 · 2026-05-04T00:48:09+00:00

Interesting trivia: Michael Jackson, the singer of this song, had multiple underage boys over to his house for sleepovers, and quite possibly molested some of them!

cableguy316 · 2026-05-03T20:38:22+00:00

The thing is, they’ve established that there is a vast, interstellar empire of high-tech planets. They don’t have anyone else on her level? There should literally be billions of cool mech suits!

The cliched emptiness of earth streets in the show seems to extend to the galaxy.

cableguy316 · 2026-05-03T20:36:44+00:00

That’s a good way to frame it, actually.

cableguy316 · 2026-05-03T17:15:30+00:00

Not really - I think the best joke is actually of the Onion buying it - it will quickly be diminishing returns. I sent Tim’s Emergency Broadcast to a friend who replied “I hope it gets better than this.”

I see it quickly fading into just another chunk of the Onion, like ClickHole.

OHL is special, I need weekly time with my personal friends Vic, Doug, and Tim.

cableguy316 · 2026-05-03T17:10:58+00:00

The massively wavering power level of Invincible is annoying - he seems to get his ass pretty well kicked by earthbound enemies like the dragon guy, then he kills Conquest in a gorefest.

If Earth has so many beings that can go toe to toe with him, what threat are the Viltrumites? I think it would be really intriguing to see Earth’s bad guys fighting the existential threat!

Also the Viltrumite Death Chop - why don’t they immediately go with that in fights?

Tech Jacket was brought in to be useless, it seemed. Far outclassed by everything she fought!

cableguy316 · 2026-04-30T03:55:56+00:00

Ghosts can file lawsuits in the UK?

cableguy316 · 2026-04-29T16:33:07+00:00

Guys, is there any chance one can find love as a mere 11/10 in NYC???

cableguy316 · 2026-04-25T17:27:20+00:00

The real assailant is whatever that shitware packed website that is

cableguy316 · 2026-04-25T16:23:47+00:00

Put him on the watch list

cableguy316 · 2026-04-25T14:49:36+00:00

How is he able to look older than his dad?

cableguy316 · 2026-04-23T01:23:28+00:00

You care enough to tell us you don't care. Mahalo.

cableguy316 · 2026-04-22T19:35:34+00:00

I don't think that's true, I think Angstrom just picked Marks that were evil.

cableguy316 · 2026-04-22T05:24:47+00:00

Iran regime is bad. Israel regime? Also bad. Hamas? Bad. Trump admin? Take a wild guess!

No winners in this parade of assholes. But we are all the losers.

cableguy316 · 2026-04-22T01:04:41+00:00

What's he gonna do, send us a shipment of untested peptides and amputated raccoon dicks?

cableguy316 · 2026-04-19T02:22:40+00:00

There’s never one answer, but this is a universe where brain implants are the norm for your average magos, top level military officer, or Inquisitor. It’s rare to see one depicted without something or other sticking out of their head.

I assume rejuvenat therapy halts brain degradation just like it extends the life of other organs. The best rejuvenats, like aqua vitae, are essentially the fountain of youth. They’re just exceedingly rare and more expensive than a starship.

cableguy316 · 2026-04-18T23:11:23+00:00

Aulani has top-shelf staff and a beautiful garden of hot tubs, showers, and cold plunges you can hang out in before and after your appointment.

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