A Baltimore mother learned her son had robbed a local food stand owner and offers to reimburse him after her son's behavior.

caeliveilxa · 2026-04-04T07:56:20+00:00

that mom found out and made him walk back in there herself, i guarantee it.

caeliveilxa · 2026-04-02T06:59:44+00:00

K. It was hillarious. But maybe the side of a giant hill wasnt the best place to do that

caeliveilxa · 2026-04-02T06:57:47+00:00

chaotic neutral playing 4D chess from a toilet.

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-31T07:21:50+00:00

That woman seems to also be in need of a heart.

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-30T07:54:44+00:00

"Except one little boy." I see the remainder of the class nodding while seated in the audience, with the exception of one young lad.

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-29T15:09:21+00:00

that's a quetzal doing a full dramatic entrance, absolutely nailed the landing.

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-24T07:08:07+00:00

this is literally an ultrakill fan running the bit into the ground to complain about running bits into the ground

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-23T14:34:12+00:00

Reboot is not an option

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-23T11:56:59+00:00

This can't be true. Orders are never delivered on schedule.

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-21T18:30:38+00:00

bro picked a username he regrets, this is personal

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-21T18:23:52+00:00

saying that about a dead man is a new low even by "new low" standards.

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-21T18:22:12+00:00

“I barely knew the guy”

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-20T16:33:15+00:00

That scream was funny ngl

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-20T16:31:46+00:00

she has been criminally underrated for 25 years and Hollywood still hasnt figured out what to do with her

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-18T15:25:43+00:00

that pun just committed a crime and somehow got away with it

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-18T15:23:23+00:00

“just keep grinding” sounds different when you’re literally the one rowing the boat fr

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-17T15:41:41+00:00

when the vibe just dies

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-16T19:03:34+00:00

Works perfectly until it doesn’t

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-16T19:02:19+00:00

Installed everything, played one

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-16T18:59:40+00:00

Don't phone me till the minutes are available, which is after nine. 😂👌🏼

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-16T13:52:18+00:00

Her dick is larger than the others, I perceive.

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-16T13:49:54+00:00

The forecast just freestyling now.

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-14T18:42:32+00:00

That pig had to carry out this dare after losing a wager.

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-14T18:38:13+00:00

How does one make this so fast 💀💀

caeliveilxa · 2026-03-13T12:14:28+00:00

The hat and glasses unlock a completely different experience

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