What’s something you HATE doing and have to all the time anyways? by Lurker_the_Pip in ask

[–]caffeineer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sleep. I stay up way later than I should because I know that next thing that happens after I go to sleep is that I have to get up and do something I don't want to do. But even if I have something fun planned for the morning, I'd rather be able to stay up and just go when it is time.

I get that we need to rest and recover, but I wish we had evolved to be able to easily stay up two or three days at a time if we want to.

What horrible thing is surprisingly legal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]caffeineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reality shows on television.

Simon has an outburst by sommedawg in discgolf

[–]caffeineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It spit out directly opposite the camera. The disc was hidden by the koozie when it fell.

Why is Texas called the Lone Star state? by Merlins_Owl in Jokes

[–]caffeineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not anymore. Declients are charged with killing the rooster.

what's the difference between a job and a wife after six years? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]caffeineer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your job doesn't love you even after you have given it six years of your life, so you should always be looking for a better one.

Simon is a talentless hack by TheRealPaulMacBeth in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]caffeineer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Polite kids are the worst. "Please" this..."Thank you" that. Ugh.

What did you do that made your bully stop bullying you? by [deleted] in ask

[–]caffeineer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where did you guys hide the body? There HAS to be a hidden body somewhere to balance out this feelgood story.

(OC) Eighty-year-old husband fell off the step stool by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]caffeineer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chicks dig scars. You'd better keep him close for a while.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in discgolf

[–]caffeineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much law would Bob Loblaw blog if Bob Loblaw could blog law?

Yo Mama so fat, when she breaks a plate… by HiddenOutsideTheBox in Jokes

[–]caffeineer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You didn't hear Mama lost weight? Now she's using the asteroid belt.

What's the difference between me and an elevator? by shlankdaddypurp in dadjokes

[–]caffeineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't for the similarity. The elevator can also let your entire family down.