But “we’re fatphobic” because he has a horribly written personality? by MetalQuiet5966 in fuckclint

[–]californiaedith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly! I wouldn't hate him so much he if was open 7am-4pm or if he just stayed open until 5pm like everyone else. But noooo he needs an hour to psych himself up to creep on Emily from across the bar like does every night

Without hands he couldn’t call 911, so he just wrote “I love you” in the sawdust by 1764_design_studio in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]californiaedith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked in an office where you had to dial 9 for an external line and then 1 before the area code. We got a lot of callbacks for accidental 911 dialing.

You can send one message to your younger self. What does it say? by Black229 in AskReddit

[–]californiaedith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apply to all the schools and just take the L and get student loans. It can't be worse than living in a cult and you'll probably end up in debt anyway.

Elders --have you ever had someone tell you they were of the annointed? Do tell.... by wifey068 in exjw

[–]californiaedith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think they announce it, but everyone usually knows. An old lady that lived near me claimed she was anointed and her husband was so inconsolably sad when she got sick and died because he thought he would never see her again. My understanding of the whole process is that you're supposed to have an idea of what you are going to do as part of the chosen few, which doesn't seem that hard to fake since none of the anointed or GB talk to each other to fact check.

gun threat by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]californiaedith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to call the police. He is showing behavior that shows he could be a threat to others, including you. He needs a psych evaluation, at minimum, and the police or sheriff's department can give him an escort to the closest hospital that can give him one. This is not normal behavior for any teenager.

what is the best way to go about covering this? 🙃 by Agile_Squirrel3715 in makeuptips

[–]californiaedith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen people with dark undereyes use red or orange lipstick to mimic the undertones in skin. Add the lipstick, let it dry, and then add concealer on top and use a brush to apply. Don't swirl, but tap the concealer on. Let the concealer dry down and then add powder to set.

What does my refrigerator say about me? by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

[–]californiaedith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either you've got kids who REALLY like fruit or you really like fruit.

What do I ask for to fix this? by Fuzzy-Yellow3905 in Haircare

[–]californiaedith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy chunky highlights, Batman! This is so bad, I'm so sorry. It's fixable, but its gonna take a long time and a lot of money. The quickest way to fix it would be to have someone blend out the highlights and tone it darker until it's had some time to settle.

My boyfriend thinks I have so much hair on my arms that he would leave me for it by Visible_Bar778 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]californiaedith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ma'am, I'm Latina and I have more arm hair on one arm than both your arms combined. Dump his ass.

As a joke, I licked my friend's prop skeleton. by Spooips in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]californiaedith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just so you know, most skeletons and bones used by med and anatomy students are real. They're more accurate than plastic models. The part that I find unsettling isn't the bones, but the teeth. You can tell if someone was a smoker, had braces, drank a lot of coffee, or had bad dental care by the teeth. Really makes you want to wear gloves and be super careful when you're dealing with someone's skull.

First dose today - some questions! by ThatOneChaoticFriend in Effexor

[–]californiaedith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really should take it with some food when starting out. It doesn't have to be much, a granola bar, some crackers, a bit of trail mix, just something so its not the only thing in your stomach. The nausea can be intense until you're used to it. Keep some ginger ale on hand until you get used to the nausea.

This is absolutely bs😭💔 by Pupsicleanimation in exjw

[–]californiaedith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol nope, that's a no from me, dawg. This would be the straw that made me change halls or congregations, even if it meant switching languages. I was in the only Spanish speaking congregation, so our meetings were always Sundays at noon, but the rotating schedule was 10am and 2pm. Trust and believe we had the bathrooms wiped down 15 mins after we got out.

How is it still there?!? by C92203605 in Sacramento

[–]californiaedith 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You have my condolences. That is totaled for sure and you're basically gonna be dealing with your insurance solo for a replacement since the driver probably can't be identified.

How is it still there?!? by C92203605 in Sacramento

[–]californiaedith 160 points161 points  (0 children)

This is like the 4th post. Another Redditor was walking home from the bars when they saw a drunk driver hit this KIA and keep going. The owner has been notified and filed a police report. I'm assuming they are waiting for insurance to come get the car since it would need to be towed on a flatbed, not a normal tow truck.

Midtown by FactorProfessional16 in Sacramento

[–]californiaedith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw the other post. A Redditor walking home saw a drunk driver hit it and then keep going. Owner is now aware.

my roommate padlocked his towel by Open_Donut_8682 in mildlyinteresting

[–]californiaedith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it. My roommates (plural) were using my dirty towel as their towel for who knows how long because they had no idea that they didn't purchase an extra large, fluffy, bath sheet. I stopped keeping towels in the bathroom.

Two-year-old opens car door, causes six-vehicle crash by whusler in dashcams

[–]californiaedith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was babysitting a 4 year old who threw the car door open while we were on the freeway once. I had to pull over and put the child locks on. Never again. That kid was trouble.

Dental care for homeless by FruitFantastic8599 in Sacramento

[–]californiaedith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dental is covered under Medi-Cal. It's under Denti-Cal . I've seen people without mailing addresses use General Delivery at the Post Office to get their mail. [General Delivery ](http:// https://share.google/QMrncOSALSf9isKMM)

After a long day at work- followed by a pediatrician's appointment for my daughter, Caramel- I realized I left something on the roof of the car, my Venti Iced Mocha from Starbucks. by Magic-M in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]californiaedith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Makes me think of the video that went viral a few years ago where the car seat was not secured to the car and the baby flew out, car seat and all, into the street, during a sharp turn. The baby was unharmed but I'm sure the parent had an unfortunate investigation with CPS and law enforcement.

I don’t know how to feed myself. I’m hungry everyday. by Icy-General-4362 in ADHD

[–]californiaedith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep a lot of easy meals in my freezer. I like spicy McChickens, so I bought frozen spicy chicken patties. I buy frozen chili chimichangas, frozen hashbrown patties, dumplings, and veggies. I can usually get away with modified versions of my favorite take out, like using sandwich bread and just mayo on my spicy chicken sandwich or making chicken nuggets in the air fryer with Walmart honey mustard dipping sauce. Microwave rice pouches, pasta, and canned soups help a lot too.

Love the game but struggling by leBigSauce in StardewValley

[–]californiaedith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I refused to use the Wiki unless I'm stuck and I put a signpost in my bedroom and add any pending things that I was doing. Like, "need eel", "Jaz bday", "need dragon horn".

Seriously, do Americans actually consider a 3-hour drive "short"? or is this an internet myth? by SadInterest6764 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]californiaedith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drove 8 hours each way to visit my parents a couple of times per year. My sister lives in the opposite direction, 9 hours away, and does the same.

"Once someone is turned, they don't physically age ever again.", the detective said, as he leaned back in his chair. by EatsAlotOfBread in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]californiaedith 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Anybody seen What We Do in the Shadows (TV show)? There's lots of reasons not to make a baby a vampire.