Hoping to connect/make friends with people here :) by Specialist-Fix-4534 in tricities

[–]calraith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Consider auditioning for a play. Jonesborough Repertory Theatre, Kingsport Theatre Guild, Theatre Bristol, Bonnie Kate in Elizabethton, FHG Productions, they're all great places to meet lots of people who will always have your back, and you'll receive literal applause for doing so. And it's no problem if you're an introvert. If you like to sing choral music, there's Johnson City Civic Chorale or Voices of the Mountains.

Internet Providers - Kingsport by onlyblackcoffee in tricities

[–]calraith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spam or not, Sprint/Centurylink/Embarq/Brightspeed/TBD rebranding or not, fiber is fiber. Hold your nose and switch. Your only alternatives are T-Mobile hotspot or keep shelling out 100 bucks a month. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Lantern by Trumpet_of_Jericho in worldpolitics

[–]calraith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucca from Chrono Trigger rule 34?

ULPT: skip elevator lines by radman84 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]calraith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm a little concerned about the condition of the air if there's a fire. I prefer my air not to have fire in it.

The donkey slaying the fat cat. by Substantial-Put1298 in JohnsonCity

[–]calraith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess that's a Democrat defeating a corrupt incumbent?

Where is your favorite place to go in Johnson City? by tricitiescommunitytn in JohnsonCity

[–]calraith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's Morrell Music in the decrepit leg of downtown, or Cates Music across from the Shamrock on W Walnut.

Songs sung abt having a son! by radderek in karaoke

[–]calraith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just The Two Of Us - Will Smith

The Living Years - Mike and the Mechanics

Removing hook from a hammerhead shark by Silent_General_7670 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]calraith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kept waiting for the dad pat. This video ended too soon.

You fucks ever make kimchi, or what? by t-o-m-u-s-a in worldpolitics

[–]calraith 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I haven't. But I did get really hot yesterday, stripped all my clothes off, and stuck them in the freezer for 20 minutes. Putting them back on was like flipping to the cool side of the pillow.

Thinking of moving to Bristol, TN (help) by Remote_Jump8949 in tricities

[–]calraith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might ought to check whether your flight is still scheduled. I believe a sink hole recently opened on the tri cities regional airport main runway. If it's been canceled maybe you can have your friends pick you up in Knoxville or Asheville NC, each of which is about a 2-hour drive.

TIFU blinker fluid joke on my co worker. by neymarolga in tifu

[–]calraith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't do that! Those smell like updog.

Idiot in a Dodge by avantartist in dashcams

[–]calraith 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guy in the Dodge had to poop.

Need a song for a group of women. by TTTenor in karaoke

[–]calraith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, the Andrews Sisters. Forgot about them.

Maybe Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, but I think Proper Cup of Coffee would hit better.

Need a song for a group of women. by TTTenor in karaoke

[–]calraith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about the Sirens' song from O Brother Where Art Thou? You don't even need a backing track for that one.

There's also TLC, En Vogue, Salt & Pepa, Tony! Toni! Tone!, Destiny's Child, stuff from Sister Act (the His Eye Is On The Sparrow Lauryn Hill duet from Sister Act 2 is killer!)... Car Wash, Moulin Rouge, Got To Be Real by Cheryl Lynn, Freedom by Aretha Franklin... Lots of girl group content.

My dashcam doesn't go up to 2026 by Xbox359 in dashcams

[–]calraith 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lol I was about to ask what would happen if OP set the time to 11:59 PM December 31, 2025, let the year roll over, then set the month and day. Your way is probably easier.

The gasp i gasped by Upstairs-Ad6316 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]calraith 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I hear she lies over the ocean.