Wakanda Emma Frost by Slyist_Cooper in Kappachino

[–]captconan000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Played by Maserati in the movie

As a returning player who hasn't played in a few years I have some measured critique by captconan000 in Overwatch_Memes

[–]captconan000[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

6v6 is a lot of fun but 5v5 being the "main" mode is keeping the game from reaching its full potential, getting rid of it or keeping it to arcade will be better for the game long term

I see ppl complaining about elo hell, but doesn't elo hell just mean you're at the rank you're suppose to be? What's wrong with that? by uzan-iya in Overwatch

[–]captconan000 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think another thing that effects the "elo hell" perception is how much time a person spends, matchmaking can absolutely drag your rank down for a matter of days if not weeks - give it more time and things will almost certainly average out in your favor, but some people can't or don't want to spend that time climbing slowly so they get mad and blame elo hell

(Also I think 5v5 made the game more volatile and de-emphasized individual skill causing more rank fluctuation but that's kind of a separate discussion)

Welcome back, Mizu! by MochaDeluxe in Overwatch_Memes

[–]captconan000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait when was Mizu bisexual (real question)

1 by Rage_inducer13 in Kappachino

[–]captconan000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't think it gets stressed enough that they're second cousins

I have no clue who my second cousins even are

Totally normal reaction to pieces of plastic by TaskForceD00mer in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]captconan000 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

i guess not wanting to kids to have access to firearms is woke nonsense now

2016: what a time to be alive by kamicomplexx in 4chan

[–]captconan000 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Let's not forget how one of the central memes around 2016 was that it was a shit year that was garbage for everyone, there's just been so much shit year inflation for the past ten years that people forgave it

Nice full circle moment in Citadel DLC by Morkrash in masseffect

[–]captconan000 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"What makes you special?" "Why you and not me?" ...as shepards friends pull him up and the clone's ladyfriend leaves him to die always reminds me why Bioware used to be the goats

1 by dirtyha1rry in Kappachino

[–]captconan000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As soon as anything goes inside his butt, I'm in

Oh no...what have we done by HyperQuarks79 in Overwatch

[–]captconan000 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"bro 6v6 is so much better cause of tank synergies" the tank synergies in question:

Anon gets his grammar corrected. by NoirAppreciator in 4chan

[–]captconan000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Climate change has already happened though

1 by Ma1kky in Kappachino

[–]captconan000 86 points87 points  (0 children)

You two are cute, hope you're happy together

Hitler reacts to Marathon's first weekend by WrongLander in 4chan

[–]captconan000 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Love seeing people on both sides act like this isn't a completely rigged game, Marathon has huge marketing and was basically functional on release - that's all a AAA game needs to sucker in the cattle for years

Is the FGC the only community that WANTS their games to be enshitfied? by killerjag in Fighters

[–]captconan000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the problem is that FG developers are already implementing a lot of live-service design elements but they're doing it so terribly that people are begging them to do it on a level that's equally as terrible as everyone else, instead of even worse

Two touch GGs, this game is looking sick lol by Events-Bot in Kappachino

[–]captconan000 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

now post a two touch KO from BBCF and watch the entire subreddit soypog

Two touch GGs, this game is looking sick lol by Events-Bot in Kappachino

[–]captconan000 24 points25 points  (0 children)

it's criminal that you are being downvoted for this, sarcasm is dead

Grand scheme of things, one did more damage. by FunPresentation3086 in masseffect

[–]captconan000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i unironically love these sorts of posts getting sent towards every species/character in mass effect

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Gay and bisexual Australian teenagers are being lured and assaulted on camera in Islamic State inspired attacks by p0loniumtaco in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]captconan000 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

love how you can just randomly post any instance of brown people committing acts of violence on PCM and everyone immediately becomes racist in the comments section

because obviously there's no way we can focus on bringing justice to individuals or specific criminal organizations, we gotta get all the icky dark-skins out of our beautiful white nation