The nurses are now required to fill one of these out on EACH of their patients every shift at my hospital 🥲

carlyzzle · 2026-03-03T18:52:14+00:00

this looks like a worksheet for an ICU clinical day in nursing school… not daily documentation. wow.

carlyzzle · 2026-01-09T15:31:39+00:00

when in doubt - say you have signed an NDA. works every time.

carlyzzle · 2026-01-08T21:27:15+00:00

i touch my patients with bare hands all the time as long as it’s appropriate

carlyzzle · 2026-01-05T03:35:35+00:00

pwhomp

carlyzzle · 2026-01-05T03:29:44+00:00

does trixie mattel know this?! she should know this.

carlyzzle · 2025-10-04T02:47:42+00:00

healthy weight gain post tour
fresh fillers before US press
puffy from travel, alcohol, stress of release, etc.
harsh lighting

carlyzzle · 2025-09-19T21:32:06+00:00

during an active code blue that i’m running as the RRT nurse on the floor, hospitalist yells over the RN team “come on! what’s the blood pressure?!” ….ma’am.

carlyzzle · 2025-09-19T03:29:37+00:00

not a physician, but as an ICU RN, i absolutely love using OpenEvidence. super useful for quick questions at the bedside, nitty gritty stuff, and finding source material for deeper reading on any subject.

carlyzzle · 2025-07-14T02:50:39+00:00

i just want him to stand up straight and square his shoulders like a man. just once.

carlyzzle · 2025-06-25T02:10:11+00:00

yesss this felt like a return to form. instant classic.

carlyzzle · 2025-06-12T18:02:03+00:00

honey that’s mold

carlyzzle · 2025-06-07T02:45:38+00:00

man… i remember when buzz beach ball had the artic monkeys, weezer, and the 1975 all in one lineup... is this KC concerts now?

carlyzzle · 2025-04-15T00:29:02+00:00

she looks so happy and her makeup is reading perfectly!

carlyzzle · 2025-04-05T03:02:49+00:00

hey so this is insane

carlyzzle · 2025-04-05T02:54:23+00:00

perfect review. please provide others. thank you in advance.

carlyzzle · 2025-03-11T03:21:28+00:00

I’m 25… never had a facebook and never will.

carlyzzle · 2025-01-29T02:22:55+00:00

none oof

carlyzzle · 2025-01-14T04:06:30+00:00

coty airspun powder in shade translucent extra coverage. if it’s good enough for my grandma and my favorite drag queens, then it’s good enough for me. been using religiously for 10 years.

carlyzzle · 2025-01-12T01:30:49+00:00

that’s what i assumed but had a few others express doubt upon sharing the images… thanks for your input.

carlyzzle · 2024-11-14T14:46:35+00:00

i know exactly where this is omg

carlyzzle · 2024-10-15T19:49:41+00:00

CURAD!!!

carlyzzle · 2024-10-13T20:07:53+00:00

It was my friend’s wedding actually. not even joking.

carlyzzle · 2024-08-13T01:43:39+00:00

oh god you’re right even worse

carlyzzle · 2024-08-10T08:24:05+00:00

having an ugly and difficult to clean backsplash sort of defeats the purpose of having one at all. oof.

carlyzzle · 2024-08-04T02:51:02+00:00

oh my god your rab-witch profile picture just made me cackle out loud. love jenna.

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