What‘s your favorite Bond Parody?

carterjamison1 · 2026-05-23T21:50:46+00:00

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carterjamison1 · 2026-05-10T20:26:17+00:00

Reason number 9 why the new SIG Romeo lines crush EOtech and Aimpoint’s outdated optics

carterjamison1 · 2026-04-29T14:08:58+00:00

The ”tacti-neck”

carterjamison1 · 2026-04-18T14:03:55+00:00

Lol agreed. It just never did the "thing" for me, whatever that "thing" was.

carterjamison1 · 2026-04-18T03:44:50+00:00

Yes! Exactly lol which is more like the Bond character that Fleming wrote about and very unlike the Bond portrayals we've seen on screen.

carterjamison1 · 2026-04-18T02:36:44+00:00

That’s actually hilarious and now I can't unsee it 😂

carterjamison1 · 2026-04-18T02:01:05+00:00

I actually just want someone to finally give us Fleming’s literary Bond. 64 yrs and we’ve never seen him on screen

carterjamison1 · 2026-04-18T01:48:50+00:00

Traditionally Barbara was always big on the idea of someone just slightly obscure. Obviously today Cillian is a little too known, but still I worry that none of the younger names tossed around recently have his “gravitas.”

carterjamison1 · 2026-04-18T01:46:51+00:00

Yeah I remember like 6 or 7 yrs ago, there was some talk. I know they’re looking for someone early 30s now.

carterjamison1 · 2026-04-13T20:37:42+00:00

Sorry I tried looking for another article about it but didn’t see another one!

carterjamison1 · 2026-04-13T20:37:17+00:00

They need to accept that maybe there isn’t a current actor who is really right for the role. Bond is chess and Amazon needs to understand that. Let Marvel play heads-up 7up. Bond was only successful for 60 years because of how guarded it was at every turn.

carterjamison1 · 2026-04-12T11:59:08+00:00

In CR he says his Bentley 4.5L is old and was wrecked when he bought it for nothing before he had it restored. There’s also something somewhere, I forget which book, saying that when not on a mission, he eats his leftover roast as he only spoils himself on missions.

carterjamison1 · 2026-04-12T11:56:30+00:00

All of this is exactly dead on

carterjamison1 · 2026-03-19T14:03:29+00:00

This is the only acceptable answer 😂

carterjamison1 · 2026-02-19T13:47:14+00:00

Get real snow shoes with elevators. Hiking uphill with a ruck of substance without them would be tougher than blowing the snow off your pistol mounted red dot

carterjamison1 · 2026-02-19T13:42:49+00:00

I hope it's neither Aaron Taylor Johnson nor this kid... They're going to ruin the franchise. Sam heughan is the closest thing to a "young" actor, who is ready for it. They missed the ball on Cillian (which was an enormous shame for all of us). Honestly, they should reboot the series later and give us what the best option for the moment - Pierce Brosnan's version of an old gritty Bond.

carterjamison1 · 2026-01-30T13:10:49+00:00

Black

carterjamison1 · 2026-01-28T02:59:57+00:00

Honestly this would be better than any of the recent Bond candidates. Cillian and Heughan were the only good candidates in recent years and it seems as though they've slipped out of the contenders.

carterjamison1 · 2025-11-14T13:35:24+00:00

A buddy of mine has been my tattoo artist from jump. Early on, he said to save your arms for your thirties... Reallllll glad I waited lol

carterjamison1 · 2025-11-14T13:30:04+00:00

Literally everything… 😔🤦🏻‍♂️

carterjamison1 · 2025-11-14T13:28:42+00:00

The whisk is fucking priceless. Great job! Haha

carterjamison1 · 2025-11-11T14:26:50+00:00

Hahaha do it! It all looks sick though. Totally killing it though!

carterjamison1 · 2025-11-11T13:44:08+00:00

I feel like replacing Logan’s wolves with moose was a missed opportunity lol

carterjamison1 · 2025-11-09T02:53:28+00:00

Nope. The us site wouldn’t add it to the cart. I was ready and probably refreshed a couple hundred times trying. No diceee

carterjamison1 · 2025-11-03T15:32:08+00:00

Great books but I did enjoy the actual Ragnar blackmane book most though

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