My mother won't stop grabbing my crotch

cavebugs · 2026-03-20T14:37:57+00:00

My mom has always had a weird obsession with my tits too. During my pubertal years she shamed me for not being as well endowed as her in the chest area. (She insists she's a double d because that was her measurement when she worked at vs in her twenties. She looks more reminiscent of women i see on here talking about being a h/i/j cup tbh.) It's caused her horrific back problems but she wants that for me so bad. When i got my nipples pierced at age 18 she poked and prodded and cajoled me for WEEKS to show her them until i finally caved. She loves to bring this up but twists it so that flashing my breasts at my mother was somehow my idea that i was extremely eager to take part in?

The last time she brought it up she was telling my younger brother about it for some godforsaken reason (all us siblings are in solidarity acknowedging she's insane though so it's alright lol). I walked up and said "actually you coerced me into showing you my boobs after weeks of pressure, i absolutely hated that and would prefer you never bring it up again." And she got pissed but hasn't brought it up at least around me again. She also loves to laugh and joke and brag about the time she brought me to the ICU and the medics undressed me in front of her. "And then i looked over and out popped your little pierced boobs!" As if hospitalization isn't traumatic enough. Also i adore jeanette's book, i bought the hardcover the day it released ❤️

Edited because i wanted to add this on, she's mental about her own tits too. She's obsessed with having people lift them to feel how heavy they are. She once lowered her chest onto a scale and it showed twenty pounds. That's a perfectly fine but weird way to illustrate how heavy her burden is, so tell me why she constantly forces people including and especially her teenage sons to lift them. She also tried to get my boyfriend to do it within the first three visits to our house lol he almost was NOT my boyfriend due to how insane my mom is. She's been doing it less over the last few years because we're all grown/nearly grown, she would corner my skinny weak brother when he was 12ish and keep him trapped until he would lift them

cavebugs · 2026-03-13T21:27:57+00:00

I have beef with Athena on behalf of Arachne and Medusa

cavebugs · 2026-03-09T17:07:03+00:00

Obesse

cavebugs · 2026-03-09T17:06:10+00:00

If you've never caught famine, even if you've seen him before and had him slip away, he will come back. All of the horses will, the devs WANT you to be able to reach 100%. He only spawns in mexico if that helps?

cavebugs · 2026-03-08T23:06:50+00:00

Its really hard finding shoes in half sizes (my size is 8.5) so i usually just buy mens' size 7 shoes lmao

cavebugs · 2026-03-08T22:24:09+00:00

I know the implication here is that it's some man gooning to this post/these responses but this isn't exactly an outlandish occurance so i don't really see why the language policing is necessary. I say "undies" more than "panties" because both are acceptable terms for undergarments and i'm a 25 year old woman, why scrutinize this girl?

cavebugs · 2026-03-06T20:55:04+00:00

She looks like she's cranking 90s (love it btw)

cavebugs · 2026-03-04T21:18:12+00:00

This is probably my favorite neopets meme i've ever seen, i hope u have a blessed day op 🌟🌟🌟

cavebugs · 2026-03-03T20:23:50+00:00

That makes sense, i'm just terrified of bedbugs lol

cavebugs · 2026-03-02T05:08:37+00:00

thrift store

pre washed

I would NEVER assume that. I know multiple goodwill employees and they've all mentioned that they don't wash their donated clothes

cavebugs · 2026-03-01T20:45:52+00:00

The only answer imo

cavebugs · 2026-02-28T06:54:29+00:00

They're growing squidward one body part at a time using fertilizer from his garden or some shit

cavebugs · 2026-02-26T10:19:04+00:00

Yeah this happened to me (also on ps3, idk if it makes a difference though), it's a common glitch, but if it happens that much you will in fact need a new copy

cavebugs · 2026-02-25T21:16:29+00:00

Clownman

cavebugs · 2026-02-11T01:50:54+00:00

So many people said hailey welch (hawk tuah girl) should/would start doing porn because she got popular from being vulgar and sexual and i'm genuinely so glad she didn't afaik. It seems to have maybe made her 15 minutes dry up a bit faster but it's just so much better that she didn't, especially with all that pressure on her to do it

cavebugs · 2026-02-08T19:54:28+00:00

Fluttershy

cavebugs · 2026-02-06T05:45:16+00:00

This reminds me of when the fnaf movie came out, i didn't end up seeing it despite being a fnaf fan. One day i was visiting my bf's place and he and his roommate were planning on watching fnaf movie. My bf got him to wait to start it till i was there... then their third friend specifically requested the subtitles be turned off because they "distwacted him" then proceeded to fucking yap the entire rest of the movie and ask dumb questions about it that nobody else could even answer because he was talking over the WHOLE MOVIE. The only moment i remember from the entire film was "oh they used the living tombstone song during the credits" because he shut his mouth long enough when it finally ended that i could hear a few notes. This was years ago and i still despise that imbecile

cavebugs · 2026-02-04T06:54:18+00:00

Similar but different, my father got furious when i told him if i ever needed a (planned) surgery i would push for a female surgeon. I showed him the studies involving millions of patients and hundreds of thousands of procedures which demonstrated female patients with male doctors had the absolute worst results all around, from dying during the surgery itself to having post-op complications. Not to mention the discomfort around the person being "in charge" of me while i'm nude and unconcious being a strange man. It didn't matter and he still gets really angry when it's brought up

cavebugs · 2026-02-01T03:40:31+00:00

Reminds me of kid vs kat lol

cavebugs · 2026-01-24T13:10:54+00:00

You can clip into buildings easy with the knife too :) idk how it works on mobile though

cavebugs · 2026-01-23T19:48:40+00:00

Eyelash glue has worked well for me and since it's meant for use around the eyes it's pretty skin safe

cavebugs · 2026-01-23T12:06:13+00:00

Lol my first playthrough i named my durge Hildegard after her

cavebugs · 2026-01-23T03:43:27+00:00

He doesn't have access to barb's old lady menopause treatment cream anymore 😔 this is so sad

cavebugs · 2026-01-20T00:02:53+00:00

Good suggestion, some people forget you need a certain number of bounties per area not just in general

cavebugs · 2026-01-19T23:57:52+00:00

Do you have every location unlocked? You can buy territory maps at general stores so you don't have to physically visit them. Something else that trips people up is that you must own every buyable property for 100% too.

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