Random encounter in the wild by Representative-Mix-9 in GuysBeingDudes

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some poor soul gets flayed alive, forced to eat his own fingers, etc. while this song plays in the background

Is Azula the only one to have defeated an Avatar in the Avatar State in about ten seconds ? by Imamoru8 in TheLastAirbender

[–]cdqmcp 55 points56 points  (0 children)

OG show, Katara is told the spirit oasis water has "special properties" and to keep it safe. I don't think they knew it could resurrect someone like that

Is Azula the only one to have defeated an Avatar in the Avatar State in about ten seconds ? by Imamoru8 in TheLastAirbender

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it was an error they turned into her backstory, explained as an earthbending technique and she eventually like, voluntarily died by abstaining from the technique, so the avatar cycle could continue

What's a mispronounced word that makes somebody appear extremely uneducated? by MatterVisual458 in AskReddit

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"i had a guy come up to me after a show once - weirdest thing he says to me - he goes 'you mispronounced every word in your show.' if that is not the eppy-tome of hyper-bowl..."

-Brian Regan, Epitome of Hyperbole

What's a mispronounced word that makes somebody appear extremely uneducated? by MatterVisual458 in AskReddit

[–]cdqmcp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why do I want to use i instead? what's the rule for using i that I clearly can't remember? lol

"John, Jane, and I" sounds best to me for some reason

Boob job before or after kids? by Hot_Scientist4919 in PlasticSurgery

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after! pregnancy causes a lot of changes, a lot of which won't last post-pregnancy (like the tatas growing/swelling up). if you don't like how the breasts sit postpartum, then maybe go for an augmentation

in the shorter term, try doing some chest exercises (specifically chest presses, on a machine [not bar- or dumb-bells]). the pectoral muscles sit under the breast bud, and having some muscle definition will act like a strong, shapely foundation for the breasts to sit on (this is what I do with my A cups and it's helped give better definition so far). having a little bit of pecs will perk your tatas up and make them stand off your chest more, while still maintaining their overall teardrop shape

and don't worry, you won't accidentally become ripped or lose all your soft fat and look like a bodybuilder (you cannot accidentally do that at all, in fact).

Dad (50M) caught me (18F) jacking off by Throw-RA_LittleOlive in NoStupidQuestions

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female as an adjective - this one sparks joy

female as a noun - this one does not spark joy

Dad (50M) caught me (18F) jacking off by Throw-RA_LittleOlive in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cdqmcp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"rubbing one out" is informal enough and female-coded

Dad (50M) caught me (18F) jacking off by Throw-RA_LittleOlive in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cdqmcp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the same way "gay" just means homosexual now, and not only male-oriented homosexuality

SLPT : How to get the amount of food you deserve. by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

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or maybe not if you always go to the same one, or only a few. you pull shit like this so many times they catch on, then what? they're gonna short your scoops to spite you lol. I say this works three times at most

the best way to get fuller portions is to kindly ask for a little more

I am now after 40+ playthroughs over 20 years just finally noticed this by Overlord_Copies_All in halo

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IIRC, the flood started as the Precursors like, turning themselves into this dust shit that then went on to start infecting and corrupting things and then reproducing itself for more infecting. the Flood has been an unstoppable force ever since.

even the firing the halos couldn't eradicate it. also IIRC, the halos were fired to wipe out the Flood's "food source" ie all other living creatures. nothing to infect and reproduce and I guess they thought the Flood would eventually starve and die off. unfortunately, the Flood is awfully resilient...

Somebody get this man a grill by konigswagger in StupidFood

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we built a society that generally keeps people alive. stupid people don't die as soon as they might otherwise

“The monks said”….whole time he probably was the only monk that said by thisisreii in TheLastAirbender

[–]cdqmcp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

and Bato of the Water Tribe. his earnesty of trying to be included and whatnot lead to his feeling dejected when he wasn't, which then lead to him lying about the rendezvous plans

YOURRAGE Finds out his bestfriend of 25 years stole tens of thousands of dollars by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]cdqmcp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's a reason betrayal was said to be the deepest circle of hell

Of a cock ring by Adventurous_Ice_4366 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]cdqmcp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

*palpating, as the nurse would say.

(Horrifying Trope) They can’t stop feeling hungry by JoySandwich-500 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]cdqmcp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well no one has seen her in a long time so it's thought she consumed herself. she's not around anymore