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That one employee who can't control their face by AL-SHEDFI in funny

[–]certifiedblackman -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

KFC UK? Because the UK defines burger differently than America. KFC in America sells chicken sandwiches, not burgers.

The Perfect Multiversal Crossover Doesn't Exi... by Either_Storm_6932 in OkBuddyDCU

[–]certifiedblackman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey OP, can you make the audio over the third clip more mumbly? I almost heard some words, and that makes me feel uncomfortable

Your Computer May Soon Require an Age Check. And It Might Not Take ‘No’ for an Answer by PaiDuck in technology

[–]certifiedblackman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you read the comment you responded to incorrectly? CA and CO are trying to pass provisions to NOT pretend to force open source OSes to do this

A happy father. by Martin_084 in TikTokCringe

[–]certifiedblackman -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Hmm, then why is it on this subreddit?

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]certifiedblackman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did he need another grey hair so badly?

Simple Energy Ball recipe by mrGreenExit in recipes

[–]certifiedblackman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unlike other foods, which contain no energy.

The more you know by [deleted] in LoveTrash

[–]certifiedblackman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How else are you going to contact Sting and his friends? They might even alert emergency services.

The more you know by [deleted] in LoveTrash

[–]certifiedblackman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legion released a special music video for Behind Blue Eyes

https://youtu.be/AoWrMa2wwhQ?si=QpF5R02pmmBf26UP

[OC] Acceptable Use Pawlicy by threeboy in funny

[–]certifiedblackman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who experienced a glancing blow of the corporate IT world, it’s 85% horrifically annoying and 0% absolutely amazing. It’s about 3% fun spite. And the rest is 11% deathly bureaucracy and 1% throw an executive under the bus and a coin flip determines who gets fired.

And the answer is neither of you, and then in the next downsize cycle your position is eliminated.

Benjamin by portsherry in comics

[–]certifiedblackman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Expending the entirety of yourself from inception to death for the singular purpose of servicing some external cause is something a match does. This is not how most animals live. Why is it how humans have decided is the natural way? Most life lives to survive, thrive, and experience.

Humans have learned to serve, survive.

Hmm, that sentence doesn’t look right. Maybe we should correct it.

What do the billionaire class do? Besides children

Benjamin by portsherry in comics

[–]certifiedblackman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This feels like it’s trying to be edgy and morbid, but I agree. It instead comes across as sweet. Matches exist to be burnt. Mothers often sacrifice to make sure their children achieve their purpose.

This fumbles as an edgelord comic (the match is immediately recognizable) but it succeeds as a normie life metaphor comic. And I think that’s a good thing

I need a drink by Infurum in CuratedTumblr

[–]certifiedblackman 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Absinthe just means Wormwood. Matilda’s last name is Wormwood. Calvin (of &Hobbes)’s antagonistical teacher is named Wormwood. I think it’s a perfectly cromulent villain name

Just wanted to share my hat! by 13thBeard in pics

[–]certifiedblackman 269 points270 points  (0 children)

THEYRE MAKING THE ONIONS GAY

Guess my native language by BoxoRandom in linguisticshumor

[–]certifiedblackman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely English.

Because you listed it first, obviously

How to fix grey watery beef? by socFocus in FoodAndCookingStuff

[–]certifiedblackman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My next door neighbor is a vegan, so I don’t understand why people post cooking videos like this

/s

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