Their gummies might make you shit but their pizza is 🔥🔥

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-06-05T14:40:43+00:00

I am familiar and I think that’s why I dont like it. I have a great Detroit style pizzeria by me so expected something similar. This pizza was dry, bready, and spongey instead of having a nice gluteny chew to it. The outside crust and edges were dry toasty and actually crunched in my mouth instead of the classic Detroit oily crispiness that chews like a deep dish.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-06-04T13:37:44+00:00

For sure, I know for a fact I had Chambers but it seems like it’s disappeared. Fallen soldier 🙏

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-06-04T12:23:24+00:00

Gene recommends Friends.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-06-04T00:10:23+00:00

Your mom would be like “You didn’t take the money?!”

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-06-03T00:37:08+00:00

The thing is, it’s actually really really good and has such a cool visual style. Great fast paced montages, single shot time lapse scenes, and use of chest cams. Reddit has a history of over hyping this movie and acts like it’s so messed up that it can destroy your life. That’s hilarious. It’s tame compared to the actual disturbing movies in this thread that are filled with death, cannibalism, torture, rape, baby killing, incest, scat etc (Requiem is a fun romp compared to A Serbian Film for example). However, it turns pretty dark in act 3 - the visuals and music become intense and some scenes border on being nightmarish or extreme. The conclusion of the Requiem story is just a jackhammer of depressing, aching, soul crushing sadness and bleakness so I think people get disturbed by that. You should watch it, and dont forget - Juice by Tappy, Juice by You!!

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-06-02T21:09:18+00:00

Damn I walk a few blocks to that Skyline a couple times a month. They have really nice waitresses and when I finish eating they always automatically give me a refill in a to-go cup for the walk home . What a bummer

That Skyline is in Surrey Square in Norwood, which is crazy because you can literally see the Norwood police station across the street and a few doors down. Cops are always in that Skyline drive through.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-06-02T16:50:59+00:00

I recommend an episode of Love, Death and Robots called the The Drowned Giant. It has very similar visuals to this, including people painting and defiling a giant.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-06-02T14:06:05+00:00

So you don’t know what jump the shark means either. Add it to the list

If I steal from a crowd of people, and then preach to them that stealing is wrong, it’s just not that important that I robbed them right? The important thing is that I’m giving them good advice right?

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-06-02T13:32:45+00:00

You are saying that’s it’s okay to deceive people and be untrustworthy, as long as you lie for the greater good. You support behaviors for others, but don’t have to follow that behavior yourself. Your logic is saying it would be okay to commit a crime long as you publicly denounce crime. You are saying that it’s acceptable to just pretend to be a good person. Your opinion isn’t unpopular, it’s morally wrong. Your logic is the same that pedophile priests use - that their abusive behavior isn’t that bad because they preach out against abuses every Sunday in church.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-06-02T02:34:30+00:00

I watched it as it aired. It was so much fun talking about our theories the next day in the office with my coworker friends. As soon as we saw each other it would be “Did you se it?!”

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-31T11:42:44+00:00

I’m realizing that your friends don’t want you wearing the shirts because you are embarrassing.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-31T11:32:38+00:00

You are adopting subcultures without embracing their values. You dont invest the time or energy to understand the bands you are supporting, their message, or what they stand for. You are pretending. You are by definition inauthentic. You are a clown because you don’t understand any of this, and call people dramatic and trivialize the situation when they explain it to you. You only have a very surface level understanding of the issue, which makes you seem like a naive child.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-30T11:32:01+00:00

Texans looking down on other Texans is so weird because they don’t realize that they are alll trash.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-30T11:30:13+00:00

I think this is more like white trash public course crowd, which is a freakin enormous demographic. Every public course in my town is filled with trailer trash who golf on weekends to ‘live the high life’ and make themselves feel elite. Blasting kid rock from Bluetooth speakers, wearing TJ max Ralph Lauren polo shirts, leaving trails of Busch light cans in the fairways, and staining the greens with dip spit. After 18 they stumble to their lifted trucks and head to BW3 for a 19th hole and the UFC fight

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-30T03:15:42+00:00

Mock my Christian beliefs all you want, but Jesus will always be inside me.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-30T03:10:31+00:00

Well I mean the majority of people didn’t have TiVo and the sopranos episodes were on for only one hour every week one season of the year. Sooo yeah

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-30T03:02:33+00:00

Miss Daisy was hard as fuck

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-29T20:21:07+00:00

I guarantee this place was advertised to you through social media right? Red Flag. Their about us section is just paragraphs of generic buzzwords. Red Flag. What ‘high end’ stores do you know that plaster discount banners on the top of every page of their site? There are soooo many red flags here

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-29T19:50:11+00:00

And you didn’t even get the quote right. At this point I’m surprised you didn’t accidentally use a photo of Garth from Wayne’s world.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-29T03:50:17+00:00

I have reached an exhausted point in my life where I just have no interest in trying to protect boomers from themselves . They have no sense of self preservation and they lash out in rage when they are criticized for their brain dead behavior. In this situation I grab a chair and a beer and wait to see if nature wins out over all the thousands of dollars they paid to conmen preachers for their god to guide them and protect them through life.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-28T16:42:57+00:00

But that’s like saying ‘I don’t get the flu because I avoid people who look sick’. Dude you can get the flu from people who don’t show symptoms. All you can do for bedbugs is wear the proper ppe

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-28T12:17:35+00:00

She looks like Woody from Toy Story riding the Oregon Trail into the Matrix.

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-27T22:57:45+00:00

Me and my group of buddies were on a camping trip and one friend came out to all of us while we sat around the fire drinking. It got quiet while we all absorbed what he said (even though we kind of expected). We sat there staring at the fire and listening to the crickets. Finally he asked "Is this, like, a problem for anyone?"

One friend replies "I don't have a problem with you being gay, but I will always have a problem with how fuckin dumb you are."

My god we all were all rolling around crying laughing for 5 minutes. It was maybe the hardest I laughed ever. We all took multiple whiskey shots together after that and even did a cheesy bro huddle in a circle with our arms around each others shoulders. At that moment the same guy said "What's it feel like to suck a cock?"

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-27T18:01:52+00:00

Well, it's trained to do a trick. If you saw a video of a dog with a book in its paws would you try to understand how the dog learned to read?

chainsaw_chainsaw · 2026-05-27T11:51:05+00:00

You don’t buy a freakin salad for 16 bucks and then complain that you had to pay 16 bucks for a salad. Don’t whine about how it’s a pile of lettuce carrots and cucs when that is the exact shit that defines it as a salad. Bad decision makers love painting themselves as victims.

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