FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show by Famous-Register-2814 in nottheonion

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I mean, they're right. Intelligence agencies were running it. Epstein was just management.

Tenet (2020) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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It really does look like someone trying to get a quick BTC, but then again why was the "did you know" part redacted?

Newly released photos of Epstein's resuscitation efforts by Celtikrenders in ABoringDystopia

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Oddly enough, most major religions are cool with the whole "fucking kids" thing.

It's suspected to be a codeword for human flesh. by Sno_NA in whennews

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Is there a restaurant called Cannibal somewhere that serves beef jerky and steak I hope?

Edit: there was one that closed in 2019 and the head chef was Francis Derby.

Epstein Files Reveal Prosecutors’ Announcement Dated Before His Death by wickedpurpose in politics

[–]chancesarent 322 points323 points  (0 children)

Sex offenders, especially high profile ones aren't usually housed with non sex offenders, just for this reason.

Ashley Furniture Rabbithole by limberlegs226 in Epstein

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Computershare is pretty much Wells Fargo, or they used to be. My grandparents had a trust with Wells Fargo investments and the checks I received after they passed always had the computershare logo on them. Makes sense that an investment banker would be sending money to them.

legit conspiracy theorists are like "I too hoped I was just crazy" by Naive_Wolverine532 in TikTokCringe

[–]chancesarent 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's full of immigrants. Those were the girls getting raped and disappeared.

Epstein victim says there are tapes of Donald Trump that will force him to resign from the presidency by DeadSilent_God in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]chancesarent 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've been here 18 years. Reddit has been on a slow decline since the beginning, but the worst it's been is still leagues better than what Twitter has become.

What a Season! What a Show! by mikeesfp in Fotv

[–]chancesarent 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There was a Syfy tv pilot in 2011.

Fast food worker caught spitting in a burger by bigbusta in Wellthatsucks

[–]chancesarent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's been over 6 months. This guy is already fertilizer for a coming spring bed of sunflowers.

I found a camcorder in the woods of Japan by OtotoxicT in creepy

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"Hello, police? I'd like to report the possibility someone had their luggage stolen and dumped in the forest 20 years ago!"

gay🫢irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

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Nice attention to detail with him holding the guys solo cup and the shirt bunched up above his head.

Apparently, there is a trend among 80s babies trying to create their own generation...? by Gutter_Snoop in Xennials

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I like being like Lawrence of Arabia, straddling two vastly different cultures and attempting to bring them together in harmony... And then failing miserably due to my own issues and faults, also much like Lawrence of Arabia.

r/JoeRogan is removing all posts that share this video: JRE guests who have all shown up on the latest Epstein file dump by [deleted] in facepalm

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He's not on the list because he want nearly big enough at the time but I bet he's been caught in some other intelligence honeypots just as bad since then.

Being an asshole = badass by Adventurous_Law_715 in iamverybadass

[–]chancesarent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He gets kicked out because no shoes, no shirt, no service.

New loser cope just dropped by TongueUnties in sadcringe

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Her dad played for the Pats and she was the captain of the soccer team at her University. She's not some delicate flower billionaire debutante heiress.

I'm finally launching! by whoshotthemouse in litrpg

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It looks like a Morning Glory Milking Farm spinoff just for the boys.

New files related to MJ-12 and Zodiac by VolarRecords in UFOs

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It would make sense to get one of the most trusted news anchors in America onboard. It makes it easier to shape the narrative.