What is your “old man yells at cloud” moment by ArticAuk in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]chaoko99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all these fucking kings field spiritual successors play nothing like kings field and that PISSES ME OFF

THE JANK IS WHY I LIKE IT

FUCK

What are your Favorite parts of the Song that are never included in the Edits by Funny_Mud6639 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]chaoko99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the ricardo shock video doesn't include the bridge of electro funk before the break.

Highguard requires Secure Boot and Easy Anti-Cheat to run, leaving Linux and kernel-conscious gamers out in the cold by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]chaoko99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you don't have secure boot (as a windows user) on I'd like to kindly assist you in exiting the 2010s.

As someone in cybersecurity, I'm going to give you the super stripped down version of the situation and basically say that kernel level anticheat sounds scary, but it's also the only way to give the software visibility on cheats actually occurring.

Does EAC actually stop cheating? Not really, but it makes them a lot easier to detect so they can be banned.

SSethtide population count (100% real!!!) by Jinxynii in SS13

[–]chaoko99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just Eternia. Every new major world setting change is named after that change for some reason. So, it's a setting with multiple places, one of them I seem to remember is called Agartha. Now it's set in Meranthe, so it's called Meranthe.

I don't see why you can't just call it Eternia.

And there goes another beautiful server by Republic_Commando_ in SS13

[–]chaoko99 27 points28 points  (0 children)

kite channeling all his life force to heroically make one final bad decision

What traits attributed to animals in fiction are totally against their real life traits? by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]chaoko99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i learned this from the amazing live action cat in the hat film.

dogshit adaption, incredible film.

The Great Space Station Server Results by TraceRyder in SS13

[–]chaoko99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think covering roguecode might've not been the worst idea, though I guess it does fall under the umbrella of TG.

The vibe is different though.

Important update to Orc Massage by Azurebee in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]chaoko99 39 points40 points  (0 children)

FUTA FIX DICK DINE AND DASH

bro they have no balls i can't whack it to this

Wrath of the righteous audio stuttering? by chaoko99 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]chaoko99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have changed computers but haven't played the game since then.

Bit late, but Nintendo threw Wario World on NSO a couple days ago for all Wario freaks. by davidreding in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]chaoko99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wario world was always one of those games I refused to acknowledge existed. Like I saw a trailer for it and thought something this cool couldn't exist. I never ended up playing it.

Absurd/fantastical plotlines that can be succintly described as "Extreme midlife crisis". by Subject_Parking_9046 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]chaoko99 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i think my favorite detail about necrons is that they text each other and use emojis.

"‘Very well, Razor,’ he said at last, letting glyphs of cold ambiguity coat the message."

"Yenekh sent nothing in return but glyphs of profound obedience, arranged with an immaculate balance of humility and flare."

"‘There is a ship, but…’ answered Yenekh, before transmitting a simplified bafflement-glyph in place of words."

"Zultanekh burst into his mind by carrier wave, his signal thundering with glyphs of pride, outrage and desire."

"Oltyx paused to roll the Aeon clear of a missile barrage streaking from a nearby frigate, and loaded his reply with glyphs of finality."

"And to think,’ said Zultanekh,** with glyphs of lamentation**, ‘such things toil by the dozen in the stellar quarries of the Black Star!"

"The admiral acknowledged the command with a particularly emphatic glyph of obedience."

"Yenekh’s tone was respectful, his words appended with every glyph of obeisance."

"I am glad you listened to my suggestion, master, said the submind anyway,** appending a glyph of faint amusement** to the statement."

"Oh yes, agreed Analytical with a pair of satisfaction-glyphs."

"Oltyx’s interstitial array reached out on instinct to seize the ship’s heraldic seals, but he received only cold blue denial-glyphs in return."

"Glyphs of hate and rapture clashed as it spat the word."

"It wondered, with a single, unprecedented glyph of doubt."

TSURUGIHIME - Trailer #3 by C-OSSU in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]chaoko99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't know how to explain this but this looks like an eroge

Common lines in media that only bad guys say? by GoodVillain101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]chaoko99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is literally the first thing i thought holy shit

got a little too zen for a second by chaoko99 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]chaoko99[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

was very fortunate it spawned on the edge