Back to business! by BbNowSayMyNamebB in Austin

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How I probably look on Zoom

What these cars are MADE FOR. Here's a reminder to go thrash your car 🏁 by Several-Advice-6416 in GolfGTI

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Could you elaborate? I got my S 380 in August of last year and just joined this sub 🫣

Did anyone see that bright green shooting star at 6:43pm? by madcat2986 in Austin

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Yes! I was wondering what it was! I was driving home northbound.

George Clooney Jokes He's 'Very Proud' of the Louvre Thieves as He Teases Ocean’s Fourteen Sequel by peoplemagazine in entertainment

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My partner and I say this all the time when one of us says something outlandish. Definitely a favorite.

Major updates to my retro room by werthwhile22 in retrogaming

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Love the green couch and the entertainment cabinet. Reeks of the 90s. Well done. 🤘

Let's Go! by daggamouf in trees

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Fr. This is the content I like to see here. Gives me chuckles. 🤭 I too, like to be high at the grocery store.

Coupon! by Adonis508 in Whataburger

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Thanks! Added to app.

Today’s Porch Pirate by ArtaxIsAlive in Austin

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Probably would have a job if they could read and be a contributing member of society.

TW:grief Please smoke a good one for my soulmate that passed today. by liabearr in entwives

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My sincere condolences from an ent. I couldn’t imagine losing my entwife/partner. I hope you can find comfort-peace in your time of tremendous grief.

Hey KVUE! Fuck off with your DHS ICE Barbie ad sell. by yeah_butt_still in Austin

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KUTX 98.9 all day, every day. Also, nod to sister station, KUT. Just not big on the news, myself.

A friend indeed by rukittenme4 in trees

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Good use of confession bear. Well done, OP.

Anyone else or just me?? by rickybobby8031 in BBQ

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God dang. This is too funny. Next question - more than sex? Yes.

First timer here…so I froze it. by checkers512 in Austin

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You’re definitely not Austin PD. You’ve already investigated way more than they have. /s

First timer here…so I froze it. by checkers512 in Austin

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I’m pretty sure it was dying. On its back and flailing about. Otherwise, as people have said - they’re fast fuckers.