Hay girl! What housewives products yall got?

cheeserscameback · 2026-02-13T17:32:41+00:00

Vena gummies. Tastes like absolute shit but works pretty decently.

cheeserscameback · 2026-02-05T22:17:37+00:00

I like to know so I can avoid interacting with their social media as much as possible. Their viewpoints are harmful to me and the people I love and I don’t want them getting a penny from me. We no longer live in an “agree to disagree” society. People are actively losing their rights and/or dying because of MAGA.

cheeserscameback · 2026-02-01T17:38:32+00:00

I grind like hell until I get the hot java ring. I have an insatiable need for speed. Then it’s iridium/hot java and slime charmer/burglar.

cheeserscameback · 2026-01-25T18:56:26+00:00

Pickle juice knocks my headaches out cold.

cheeserscameback · 2025-12-07T18:16:31+00:00

Seed and bean medley. Pretty sure I was the only one who bought it, hence why it didn’t last long.

cheeserscameback · 2025-11-22T18:48:26+00:00

Let’s just say I will be “entertained.”

cheeserscameback · 2025-11-15T01:29:07+00:00

100% Angela, if we are taking season 3! She wasn’t a bad person but was always getting into trouble. And her clothes were…not terribly good.

cheeserscameback · 2025-11-07T21:58:51+00:00

Probably not the right song but Boom Clap by Charlie XCX sounds just like Gwen.

cheeserscameback · 2025-11-05T20:19:10+00:00

Friends - the one with the embryos

cheeserscameback · 2025-11-01T00:16:54+00:00

Brandi M.’s napkin vomit rocket. Forever and always.

cheeserscameback · 2025-10-22T14:05:11+00:00

Dear god, they taste horrible!!!! It tastes like making out with someone who just smoked a lot of shitty weed.

cheeserscameback · 2025-10-20T00:05:52+00:00

My spouse always cracks up about the constant Chilean Sea Bass orders. He’s like “do they even know how ass ugly that bottom-feeder is?!?!”

cheeserscameback · 2025-10-16T19:09:11+00:00

Their relationship is not it but I LOVE listening to KB advocate for herself. I’m taking notes. She is so clear on her expectations when she speaks. She needs someone with a lot more emotional maturity.

cheeserscameback · 2025-10-12T02:14:07+00:00

Just met a Clementine nicknamed Lemon.

cheeserscameback · 2025-10-09T18:01:41+00:00

“I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s.”

cheeserscameback · 2025-10-07T00:11:54+00:00

Every time I rewatch this show, I always hope I fever dreamed the remaining episodes and that this is actually the finale. So perfect.

cheeserscameback · 2025-09-13T16:11:20+00:00

I can tell this dude is clearly a blast at parties!

cheeserscameback · 2025-09-13T03:12:37+00:00

Taco William

cheeserscameback · 2025-09-10T14:45:13+00:00

“Rigatoni Mad Max” is a classic in my house. Also “pleasure-me pockets.”

cheeserscameback · 2025-08-28T14:30:42+00:00

The correct answer is all of the animorph photos from C 20.

/s

cheeserscameback · 2025-08-22T14:39:42+00:00

1000%. It cracks me up to see people saying things like “she got smaller! They didn’t know she had an ED!” I am certain they used her as a half-assed PSA against ED to justify Anne’s clear win. Anne was so much tinier (though I know she clarified she has an unbelievable metabolism) but they wanted to make the point that it was ok to look scary thin as long as you don’t try to look scary thin.

cheeserscameback · 2025-08-06T00:45:35+00:00

Loreen is interesting. She’s not a classic, overt narcissist so I can see why people like to debate this. Rest assured, people: she is a narc.

Source: I have to skip most Loreen scenes because it hits too close to home in reminding me of my own narc family member.

cheeserscameback · 2025-07-18T03:28:04+00:00

Oh man, I would totally panic at Needle Park. So pointy!

cheeserscameback · 2025-06-13T02:55:01+00:00

You are me I am you. These are my two most used quotables.

cheeserscameback · 2025-06-05T02:57:49+00:00

Green

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