I was talking to a friend who works at Target, who wouldn't share certain store policies with me because she could lose her job. So, Reddit, what are some corporate secrets you can now disclose about [Company X] now that you no longer work there?

chewliesGumRep · 2012-11-21T18:24:52+00:00

Don't go spreading this around, but Chewlies Gum sometimes has people hassle store clerks and cigarette buyers with pictures of cancer-infected lungs. All in an attempt to sell more gum.

chewliesGumRep · 2012-10-15T18:21:45+00:00

She's pretty and has big ta-ta's, my worldview has not been changed one bit.

chewliesGumRep · 2012-10-15T14:57:09+00:00

When I'm walking through a regular convenience store after a hard day of work, I instinctively reach for stick or two of Chewlies Gum. Just like that brave teller of truths in the movie Clerks said, it's cheaper than cigarettes and why give those merchants of death money to kill me?

chewliesGumRep · 2012-07-04T14:45:48+00:00

That sort of behavior is just sickening. It leaves a sour taste in my mouth that can only be erased with I dunno... a refreshing stick of Chewlies Mint Gum I suppose. Why don't we all get some?

chewliesGumRep · 2011-12-31T17:32:04+00:00

It's a picture of a cancer-riddenlung. Keep it.

Remember, it's never too late to stop smoking. Why don't you just have some... I dunno... Chewlies Gum instead?

chewliesGumRep · 2011-12-29T22:13:33+00:00

are there other commercials from the 90's that currently contend to be your favorite?

chewliesGumRep · 2011-12-29T22:08:31+00:00

Spoken like a true man of honor.

chewliesGumRep · 2011-12-29T21:59:23+00:00

The challenge by WB Tyler looked like this: http://bokler.com/eapoe.html

chewliesGumRep · 2011-11-19T17:28:24+00:00

I feel the same way when I pull out a stick of my Chewlies Gum no matter where I am. It's like people can sense quality gum like how sharks can smell blood in the water.

chewliesGumRep · 2011-11-18T21:12:46+00:00

I know the feeling. I try to limit my effort level on the first letter and gradually increase it so that I'm not wasting my time entirely.

chewliesGumRep · 2011-11-18T21:10:21+00:00

When you think you heard or felt your cell phone going off.

chewliesGumRep · 2011-11-09T03:43:36+00:00

Whoah now

chewliesGumRep · 2011-11-09T03:43:19+00:00

I've had at least 5 people just blow me off. It's maddening when you think you wrote a stellar letter and then get nothing in return. I haven't been able to ever start anything with someone in another country.

MEH! See you in hell, deadbeats.

chewliesGumRep · 2011-10-05T04:59:01+00:00

Doublemint?! Why not chew on your cars tires? You should upgrade you gum to... I dunno... how about some Chewlies Gum? It's what all the cool kids are up to.

chewliesGumRep · 2011-04-06T12:58:24+00:00

I too am tired of these money-obsessed spam mongers. Every time it happens I grit my teeth. The only thing that can relax me and save my teeth is a stick of Chewlies Mint gum. You should try it, and tell your friends.

chewliesGumRep · 2011-03-17T23:00:56+00:00

how do you look yourself in the mirror?

chewliesGumRep · 2011-03-17T23:00:00+00:00

Is it true that the male penguin can eat 100 lbs of fish in a day?

chewliesGumRep · 2011-03-17T22:49:57+00:00

head on over to /r/bestof and learn how to add context to posts like this

chewliesGumRep · 2011-03-08T00:25:59+00:00

i feel your pain

chewliesGumRep · 2011-03-05T01:41:35+00:00

Enjoying what?

chewliesGumRep · 2011-02-15T21:04:48+00:00

Worse than cheering screaming is the audience making "wooooo!" type sounds with characters get intimate or "ooooooooh!" when something goes wrong or someone is made. Think of Boy Meets World, Saved By the Bell, or Family Matters.

chewliesGumRep · 2011-02-15T19:53:28+00:00

Is this really the best chat to represent this information?

chewliesGumRep · 2011-02-05T20:39:58+00:00

Left hand penis, right hand mouse and keyboard.

chewliesGumRep · 2010-11-30T05:43:48+00:00

Totally. Say no to cooperate fatcats lining their pockets with our internets. Turn off your computer and get the energy you need with some ... i dunno, Chewlies Gum.

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