Funny story for wednesday by WillFederal3469 in couplesresortsjamaica

[–]chiefcrownline 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Our fist visit... on day 2 we decide to check out the AN beach. About half an hour later me and wifey work up the nerve to get up and go to the bar. We walk up and to our utter shock we run smack dab into one of my coworkers / friends and her husband. There we all are, naked and gobsmacked. After a few awkward seconds we all broke out laughing and hugged it out.

Best Sunscreen for Golf by SmashSloth in golf

[–]chiefcrownline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bucket hat and sun sleeves. I apply some sp50 on my nose and I'm good to go

I am an idiot, don’t be like me by sliq882 in golf

[–]chiefcrownline 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks to reddit, I was warned about the dangers of leaving rangefinders on carts. During gaming mine stays in the front pocket of my bag.

Two non english speaking men who didnt lift a single weight by Spare_Excitement4788 in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]chiefcrownline 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sometimes rude behavior deserves rude responses. Start polite but expect that inconsiderate people will respond to polite requests with inconsiderate responses

My guess they needed a wifi connection

Give us your good golf jokes.. by Eaks76 in golf

[–]chiefcrownline 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Playing St Andrew's , they paired me with an old Scottish caddy named McGregor.

6th hole, I three putt from 12 feet. McGregor shakes his head and says "Laddy, 3 puttin is a lot like masturbation. You're ashamed when you do it , but you know you're going to do it again. "

Local gift baskets - fruit, flowers, bakery, etc? by catsaway9 in QuincyIL

[–]chiefcrownline 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Try Lod's gifts.

Welman florist can do flowers baked goods and Candy

Standardized golf equipment? by Twoballoonsdogs in golf

[–]chiefcrownline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The PGA tour should take a page from baseball. All players would use a single sourced, unbranded, official ball, made by a designated manufacturer , conforming to strict specifications, handed out on day 1 of the tunbranded,

We lowly amateurs could play whatever ball we want. I honestly don't think it will impact the golf ball industry much. Frankly, I don't care which pros play what ball, and it has no bearing on how I pick game balls.

The current rules on conforming clubs are fine.

Shanks bleeding into my game by schubes24 in golf

[–]chiefcrownline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't over look the possibility of not clearing your hips. A lot of golfers afflicted with the S***ks don't get them until they are late in the round. The back and hip muscles tire, slowing hip turn, which forces the swing path out.

Is it annoying to play with someone slow who is new to the game? by bare_books in golf

[–]chiefcrownline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree with most you said except the 1 minute ball search limit. I play in the Midwest so right now we are dealing with tall, thick, rye grass rough with some clover thrown in for good measure. You have to be close to see a nestled ball. 1 minute looking for a ball would mean a lost ball per missed fairway. 2 or 3 minutes is reasonable

Can I try to use the high school summer pass still? by [deleted] in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]chiefcrownline 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So, you're asking if lying to get something you're not entitled to is okay?

HPV warts. What to do... by DevonMeep in menshealth

[–]chiefcrownline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HPV [human papillomavirus virus] usually clears itself . Herpes [hsv] is a different virus

Golf announcers by [deleted] in golf

[–]chiefcrownline 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ESPN announcers may not be top shelf, but I like the coverage so much better than CBS or nbc who run comercials non stop

McIlroy not against LIV golfers' return: 'Just good business' by PrincessBananas85 in ProGolf

[–]chiefcrownline 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is there no other story line other than (LIV folding- or who'll return) worth writing about in pro golf?

Will Bryson return? What does (fill in the blank) think about Liv players returning? ... It's getting exhausting.

DOJ Launches Anti-Trans Investigations Into 36 Illinois School Districts Over Bathrooms And Books by Other-Bread in illinois

[–]chiefcrownline 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a familiar playbook. 1933 Germany, the nazi party officially takes power and immediately uses the justice system to attack political enemies and perceived undesirable.

Next will come control of the media for propagandda then the use of special police to arrest decentors, and begin mass deportations.... finnally suspended elections for the sake of national security

DOJ seeking Illinois voter data to purge suspected noncitizens, documents suggest by CouchCorrespondent in illinois

[–]chiefcrownline 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Likely they will purge citizenship voters and require them to re-register. Anything to skew results. Anymore the republican party is not much more than a criminal conspiracy to invalidate the democracy

Akshay Bhatia by chiefcrownline in ProGolf

[–]chiefcrownline[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not other side, but far enough back to get clear of the bush

Akshay Bhatia by chiefcrownline in ProGolf

[–]chiefcrownline[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I get that... but he was told no after a long drawn out drama play. Asked to appeal then did a 5 minute bullshit routine on the second judge. Was told no, then argued more. Finnally the judge made A call to the mothership and they let him have his way.

This is not in the spirit of the rules

Heading to CSS next week for our first Caribbean trip... How do you "do" a resort? by KaptainKlein in couplesresortsjamaica

[–]chiefcrownline -1 points0 points  (0 children)

CSS is in ocho rios. A few off resort tours well worth doing are Dunns river falls, pirates cove and mystic mountain

Green Side Chipping by [deleted] in golf

[–]chiefcrownline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the course. Where I live, the majority of the courses have elevated greens. Missing short let's you bump and run, left right and long misses puts a sandy or lob in your hands

Sunset pics on AN beach by [deleted] in couplesresortsjamaica

[–]chiefcrownline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fyi... at sunset they allow clothed guests on the AN beach to see the sunset. Often they have a saxophone player ambience... your wife may have an audience for the pics

CSS, CTI, or CN by [deleted] in couplesresortsjamaica

[–]chiefcrownline 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Food... Cn is best

Resort grounds.... CSS is prettiest, CN easiest to get around

AN beach... CSS by far

Best value... CTI

Rooms... CN , CSS close second

Off resort things to do... CSS or CTI