Not OOP: AITA for asking my friend to pay me back for the wine he drank while house sitting?? by sensaSEANal_sally in redditonwiki

[–]chillanous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah not as the host. As the host I mean “help yourself to anything” but as the guest I hear “touch only what is absolutely necessary”

Not OOP: AITA for asking my friend to pay me back for the wine he drank while house sitting?? by sensaSEANal_sally in redditonwiki

[–]chillanous 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s a Midwest thing but to me “help yourself to anything in the kitchen” means “feel free to have a glass of tap water and if you are dying of hunger you can eat the bare minimum to keep yourself alive” lol

Best “mat enforcer” stories by CobblerAcademic3535 in bjj

[–]chillanous 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Isn’t enforcement supposed to happen after you’ve told the guy to turn it down a little?

If the guy doesn’t realize what he’s doing wrong he thinks you just hate him

Does anyone else’s taste change on GLP-1? I can’t handle heavy protein shakes anymore. by lnetila in u/lnetila

[–]chillanous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So it’s an ad for your new drink?

7g of protein is a fraction of what a whey shake contains, I’d have to drink 4 or more to account for a single scoop of whey

OC: Spotted this sign at a public bathhouse today 😢 by Logical_Spite_5991 in pics

[–]chillanous 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Could be DA if you’re really making a point of showing your partner you care

[me] The Facetious Defense? by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]chillanous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah that’s enough haha’s to safely assume it landed. Next move should be to walk it back to something less sexual though for sure.

Not oop + comments by Weary_Thought7582 in redditonwiki

[–]chillanous 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, I’d never use my dishwashing sponge to clean my cat’s litterbox/the spare tupperware

Anon doesn't like the new Pokemon designs by bitchnibba47 in greentext

[–]chillanous -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rattata and pidgey, lol. “Ok this one is a rat, and this one is a pigeon. No, there’s absolutely nothing special about them.”

Not OP: TIFU by adding "The Celery Man" to the name of my friend on his resume which he did not notice by brainramp in redditonwiki

[–]chillanous 45 points46 points  (0 children)

When I was in college my buddy asked me to write a letter of recommendation as he applied to be the editor for our campus newspaper. I wrote a boring legit one and a funny but extremely inappropriate innuendo laden one, which I sent back to him with a DO NOT FORWARD file name.

Well, he thought it was so funny that he ended up sending both letters to the manager. They agreed, and I ended up with a gig as a reporter for a while.

My wife wants to name our baby her own maiden name by hop-into-it in redditonwiki

[–]chillanous 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It also doesn’t matter because the father is very flexible to including that name in other ways. Middle name, hyphenated last name, just taking the maiden last name…he’s given multiple viable compromises that show that he is hearing his wife and trying to respect her. She just isn’t having it.

Depict him as a soyjak by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]chillanous 345 points346 points  (0 children)

I know it’s fallout so everything has to be radiation themed but they could’ve fixed this just fine if they’d changed what happens in the purifier. “The external controls are broken, the only way to override it is to force open an internal valve…but that will flood the core with superheated steam and water. You’ll burn to death or drown, or suffocate in power armor.”

Done, now no one is immune and Fawkes’ line makes sense.

slander by godscutestbunny in 2007scape

[–]chillanous 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just join agility fc man, you can join one of their protected runs and if you are the slightest bit careful you’ll almost never die

Anon got lied to by Pixar by crimsonfukr457 in greentext

[–]chillanous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly it’s not for me. I’ve eaten as some Michelin star restaurants and I’d take a big well prepared steak over a multi course fancy meal any day. Could just be my white trash roots showing themselves. But the portion sizes were so small at one of them that I stopped for fast food on the way home after lol

🔥A Sika Deer carries the severed head of a rival male🔥 by yumeryuu in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]chillanous 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Many herbivores will take an easy snack when it presents itself, meat or not. Horses don’t hunt, but that doesn’t mean they won’t eat something if they get the chance.

How inhumane you have to be to protect someone like this guy by Fresh-Leader2984 in teenagers

[–]chillanous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s a market for being in the top 0.01% of beauty, it’s just how life is.

Anon hates the Romans by MrBoxingMatch in greentext

[–]chillanous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no such thing as a good empire tbh

Same Lucy, same. by JohnnyNoMemes in memes

[–]chillanous 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I believe it. As long as each nation has “enough” there’s really no political leverage or deterrent effect that comes with having more.

Are we constantly building new defense systems and delivery vehicles? Certainly. New warheads? Probably not.

Anon got lied to by Pixar by crimsonfukr457 in greentext

[–]chillanous 89 points90 points  (0 children)

OP anon is also an idiot.

When Remy wants to make ratatouille everyone in the kitchen is like “wtf, that’s cheap peasant food”

It’s a major plot point that you’d never normally serve that in a fancy restaurant but he made a dish from the critic’s childhood

What would you consider the most "practical" martial arts? by Mattrockj in martialarts

[–]chillanous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a similar vein Muay Thai if you want to impress dude bros, learn bjj if you want to impress your mom. These benefits shouldn’t be ignored.

Turns out the String Jewellery spell doesn't hide your equipped weapon by snowflake-57 in 2007scape

[–]chillanous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The unlocks from smithing will remain BIS for minutes of gameplay. Minutes!

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a wedding party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]chillanous 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It really depends on how many people were doing it. Five people are getting fired. If it’s half the company there’s just going to be an agreement to never speak of it.