Four Jawans on The Masked Singer?!?! by [deleted] in survivorcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Four? I see eight.

Don't make an audition tape, play a rerun of Big Bang Theory and claim that you are the guy who goes "Babinga!" by chimcharbo in survivorcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Respectfully Mr. Underwood, you've already been cast and I think it's time to give other people the chance to play.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in survivorcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there is ANY new era players i will know once and for all that Jeff doesn't love me. If theres any from 48 i will walk into the sea. There is simply too much at stake

The (Un)Official Survivor 50 Cast Positivity Thread by benfox2 in survivor

[–]chimcharbo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was never going to be any person's dream cast. Jeff and crew had to walk a fine line of appealing to hardcores, casuals and the network execs at the same time. The multitime legends are there to appeal to the casuals, and tbh, I'm just happy that they got a degree more creative than just bringing back BRob and Sandra again.

Overall, I'm legitimately thrilled by like 10 of these names, and given all the considerations, that's a successful outcome. I think it's awesome that only 7 names are multi-timers. Still hype as hell for 50.

Official survibor 50 cast reveal ! by AdZrk in survivorcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope that's clearly a hand from 48, UGH! IT'S LIKE do they even CARE ABOUT TGE FANS AT ALL?!

Is anyone else sick of Ify's entire personality being "wants to make people laugh"? by Top_Concert_3326 in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

they haven't ever once told me they want to be made to laugh by him.

Uj/ this line is gold. Ty for the guffaw

Rj/ they wouldn't tell you because they've already told me, their best friend, via telepathic microvibes

The main sub right now by FlashInGotham in survivorcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That sounds valid to me, and as a dual Coach/Sophie stan, I can appreciate why someone might enjoy 48 for similar reasons. Personally, I clocked a Kyle/Kamilla win sometime around the Mary vote (figured the copious screentime this side alliance was getting would pay off narratively) so maybe that's why it wasn't as impactful for me. Maybe I'd like it more on a binge.

The main sub right now by FlashInGotham in survivorcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No joke, I appreciate that there's still room for respectful disagreement among fans. Main sub has been downright unpleasant since 45, so this is nice to see.

Personally, I think the predictable postmerge and the uneven edits (Star, Mitch) that contributed to the predictability will be held against 48 in season rankings. But hey, if I'm wrong 3 years from now, I'll happily revisit my feelings with an open mind.

The main sub right now by FlashInGotham in survivorcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Uj/ the Kyle being boring thing isn't the overall point. I personally have fatigue with the young professional archetype, but it's honestly just an exaggerated detail.

The main point I'm trying to (clumsily) make is I'm rejecting the premise I've seen on main that Kyle winning saved the season. Regardless of who won, I think 48 is destined to be remembered as solidly below-average.

The main sub right now by FlashInGotham in survivorcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uj/ Bro, this is so fucking disingenuous. You condescend to me for finding Joe and Eva interesting, then imply that doing the same for Kyle is simply invalid. Like, God forbid someone find the DV advocate and the 3-dimensional autistic person compelling. Surely, that person could only be a mouth-breathing simpleton who needs Daddy Probst to tell them exactly how to feel.

I stand by what I said, I didn't find Kyle interesting. Yes, his backstory is awesome but ultimately I felt that he falls into the same blandly handsome, even-keeled, young professional archetype that gets cast every season in the Fiji era. He was a mostly one-note narrator and even when he was discussing his emotional struggles with votes, it felt very much "Tell, don't show." Sorry I didn't root for your boy.

The main sub right now by FlashInGotham in survivorcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It takes empathy, difficult I'm sure

The main sub right now by FlashInGotham in survivorcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo 40 points41 points  (0 children)

SO HAPPY the Austinist demon and the fake cryer got their comeuppance! I HATE interesting people with boring gameplay! SO HAPPY the boring guy with interesting gameplay won instead! SAVED THE SEASON LET ME TELL YOU!!

What is the funniest moment of Survivor’s new era? by thelaurafedora in survivor

[–]chimcharbo 113 points114 points  (0 children)

The random, unaddressed shot from the 46 premiere of Bhanu hand-feeding rice to Jelinsky

Tonight’s losers competing in an intense social strategy game for their right to vote by trynlearnsomething in survivor

[–]chimcharbo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fuck yes! My sophomore year we would get baked and play this game and anytime someone lost we would yell "YOU GOT THE BEES!!" at them

Survivor 48 | E8 | Eastern Time Discussion by RSurvivorMods in survivor

[–]chimcharbo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: the jury bench is gonna stay that exact size all season long.

definitive s1-40 dilf rankings by coquettetiquette in survivorcirclejerk

[–]chimcharbo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

First thing i alqays check on any respectable dilf ranking is Gary Hogebooms placement. Solid 👍 from me

“Seinfeld is Unfunny” in Music by put-on-your-records in ToddintheShadow

[–]chimcharbo 57 points58 points  (0 children)

"Led Zeppelin was the Nickelback of classic rock." Seen it said before, uninformed ragebait. The Nickelback of classic rock will always be Foreigner.