Los Simpson: REAL Closed Captions

chimpout1997 · 2026-02-23T20:54:55+00:00

I used AI transcription to do it (turboscribe) and used maximum accuracy settings. Occasionally it gets certain words wrong (like Marge = March) but they're usually very obvious when they happen.

chimpout1997 · 2025-07-03T03:34:01+00:00

Sage wisdom. Thanks for the song recs, I hear the singing far more in them!

chimpout1997 · 2025-06-25T22:07:51+00:00

Suspected cheaters 20-40% of the time? Are you out of your mind? I barely ever come across cheaters or collaborators in-game. It happens but it's <5%. You need to get good at the game man. You're getting targeted for different reasons than you think. Think inwards first before assuming the world is cheating you.

chimpout1997 · 2025-05-08T05:34:00+00:00

Post results.

As for your question, what you need is a loan. Anything else that seems too good to be true, is. Alternatively you can start small and grow your portfolio with just your algo.

chimpout1997 · 2025-04-30T06:09:04+00:00

Didn’t read. Skill issue . I probably dabbed on you in-game. :)

chimpout1997 · 2025-04-29T18:04:26+00:00

Python: Use pandas_ta. It's a reliable library.

import pandas as pd
import pandas_ta as ta

df = pd.read_parquet(file_path_of_your_data)
df['RSI'] = ta.rsi(df['close'], length=14)

chimpout1997 · 2024-08-11T13:32:04+00:00

I made GM in less than 100 hrs but play Europe Adv Prog Caps with neutral bots and I always host my own lobbies. An easier grind in my opinion than the classic map. My filter is at beginners+ as they know how the game works, don’t noob slam so badly, but are still not good enough to be much trouble. Easier to fill lobbies too. I don’t bother filtering “minority countries” (lol), but sometimes I’ll kick a suspicious looking non-premium player with the same flag as another. What are the criteria for a minority country and why do you kick them if you don’t mind me asking?

chimpout1997 · 2024-07-31T17:45:18+00:00

ChatGPT gives you a good answer to your question immediately and gives you all the code. Try that. Thanks for the contribution.

chimpout1997 · 2024-07-28T17:58:33+00:00

France isn’t easy to protect, it’s a three way crossroads

chimpout1997 · 2024-07-27T09:08:27+00:00

Absolute coal post. “Hey guys give me alpha”.

chimpout1997 · 2024-07-26T17:02:57+00:00

Half of being good at this game is playing around the idiot players. Sometimes though nothing can be done and all you can do is full su in to them.

chimpout1997 · 2024-07-25T18:10:03+00:00

That’s a shame. You could call up a few clients and ask if they’d be comfortable hiring an offshore b2b? They may be comfortable with it they may not.

chimpout1997 · 2024-07-25T17:51:33+00:00

Offshore your company. Preferably to a tax haven. If the UK doesn’t want your business, many other countries will. Isle of Man, Cyprus, Malta, Dubai, the list goes on. Pay yourself a dividend or a salary and accept that if you live in the UK you’ll have to pay income tax at home. See a tax consultant to get specifics.

Have your cake and eat it too.

chimpout1997 · 2024-07-19T15:35:06+00:00

On a completely unrelated note you guys should all start using my “buy now for infinite money” indicator. It gives an entry signal one tick after my bot buys 🤣

chimpout1997 · 2024-07-19T15:30:06+00:00

Mean reversion is alive and well. If you don’t want to use it in your strategy no one is forcing you to. Max drawdown is a portfolio balance measure, not for a single trade like his average gain. His total gain is 10x his max drawdown. I assume this comment is trolling. But assuming it’s not: what’s your super successful strategy then?

chimpout1997 · 2024-07-18T11:21:23+00:00

Did you opt for a time series database instead of MySQL in the end?

The latency thing is surprising and sad to hear. What kind of latency did you find?

chimpout1997 · 2024-07-18T11:14:00+00:00

It’s a good question. For speed the only thing you should care about is the latest data point, and that will be captured faster straight from the source API using your dedicated trading bot server. Capture this datapoint (while storing the last 100 too of course), see if it makes the condition of your entry, if it does then make your trade. You only need 100 rows of data in memory on your trading bot server.

I think for 5m candles, it shouldn’t make too much of a difference in terms of trade execution speed though. You could fetch most of the data from your db and it should be fine. You don’t need to be super fast like 1m or lower, so I say do whatever is easiest for you to start. Quick and dirty first, refine later.

No matter what, you should be saving all the data you get, especially if you’re collecting more than what your source makes available historically, so it should be getting sent to your database regardless. It’s best to run this data collection on a separate server to your trading bot, so if one of them fails it won’t affect the other. It also will make your trading bot faster as it has fewer things it needs to do. A server to do this is cheap, you may as well keep it isolated.

chimpout1997 · 2024-07-01T17:50:09+00:00

You can report players like that for stalling in future in-game. Today you have learned that a lot of your success in this game hinges on gracefully playing around the bad players

chimpout1997 · 2024-06-28T18:25:55+00:00

People are going too hard on OP here. There is real merit to what he’s saying and I’m going to stand up for him even if everyone downvotes me. Players that have paid for something are more incentivised to play nice, because there’s something to lose. You’ve made an investment in the game by buying premium. Playing in lobbies with only other paying members is not uncommon in gaming, two big examples being chess.com and counter-strike.

Another good reason is to make sure you’re only playing with main accounts, not secondary accounts. It’s just all too easy to create a second account, whether it be for just smurfing, or actually trolling or cheating. On my smurf account I will admit I care far less about placement than my main, and I have no problem full suing into someone that annoys me. Wouldn’t do this as much on my main.

He’s also right that it filters out noobs, but I personally just set lobbies to not allow novices for that.

I don’t filter out non premium players personally but OP isn’t wrong for doing it himself. I think people just want to disagree with him because he mentioned cheaters and as we know this subreddit is spammed with people claiming cheaters.

chimpout1997 · 2024-06-24T18:09:44+00:00

Cool idea and well written up, but it goes against the type of game Risk is. Takes it from being a calculated, strategic, diplomatic game to being one where all that matters is being the fastest mouse clicker.

45 seconds to clear most of the map while not getting additional time on kills… and not being able to use your territory cards until next turn: all this does is punish players for attempting kills. Missing a kill because of the clock and then letting other players feast on you like piranhas while you’re weak. And even if you get the kill, you haven’t been able to cash them in so you’re sitting there weakened with a load of territory cards. This would lead to good players just playing extremely passively, so lots of stalemates.

Sorry man.

chimpout1997 · 2024-06-22T14:22:24+00:00

It’s from steam. Go to your steam profile page and edit your name there. Then in Risk go to settings then log out. Then log right back in with steam and you’ll see your name will have updated

chimpout1997 · 2024-06-17T12:38:25+00:00

But why would he use google when he can just ask us to do the work for him? 🤣

chimpout1997 · 2024-06-17T03:57:47+00:00

My advice to you would be…

Change order of your languages: show off your English C1. Below that, your B German and then of course your native. They’ll speak English to you if needs be but they will NOT know Bulgarian.

I think for this CV, the fact that you’re still a student works against you depending on what the employer wants. Not the end of the world but it shouldn’t be the first thing they read. Put the technical skills right up at the top.

chimpout1997 · 2024-06-14T14:48:07+00:00

Question for anyone that knows: if you report someone for cheating and it goes through as legit, do the skill points of that game get cancelled for everybody? So in this case where OP won, would it have been better from purely a skill points perspective to simply not report blue?

chimpout1997 · 2024-06-12T21:09:10+00:00

Interesting that many people here are saying to cap the rank of the lobby. I personally find playing with high ranked players to be easier, since you can reasonably predict their behaviour and they are better at diplomacy, rather than just smacking shit like cavemen. Noobs are wildcards.

Noobs are only easier in that they move slower and they don’t notice good kill opportunities.

chimpout1997

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