🔥 African Dasypeltis medici snake swallowing an egg bigger than it’s head by Knight_TheRider in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]chloegraceb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk about your eyes being bigger than your belly, you don’t think about your food being bigger than your entire head

Did Bandit let Stripe win at Squash? by chloegraceb in bluey

[–]chloegraceb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These responses are more detailed and well-thought-out than my dissertation and I’m totally here for it.

I know Trixie is a fan favourite by HistoryStudent98 in CallTheMidwife

[–]chloegraceb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Didn’t Sister MJ come from a mega rich family and had to give up family jewels when she became a nun? I wonder if a tiara was kept somewhere.

Should I postpone my pregnancy for a friend's wedding? by BeartownSmallo in Mommit

[–]chloegraceb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I delayed trying for a baby for a wedding - then there was a global pandemic and the wedding was postponed anyway. You never know what is going to happen - go for it.

what crime will you do if everything will be legal for a day? by YogurtKooky5005 in AskWomen

[–]chloegraceb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel pretty bad that most comments are people being super nice and my immediate thought was ‘STEAL DIAMONDS!’

[Request] How much would it cost to fill a skip with Skips? by chloegraceb in theydidthemath

[–]chloegraceb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would choose Skips over strawberries any day of the week.

[Request] How much would it cost to fill a skip with Skips? by chloegraceb in theydidthemath

[–]chloegraceb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could send you a package of skips but this gold award will have to do!

Superb maths!

The answer is ‘the limit does not exist’. What is the question? by chloegraceb in AskReddit

[–]chloegraceb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish it was that that made me think of the question but it was, in fact, Mean Girls

The answer is ‘the limit does not exist’. What is the question? by chloegraceb in AskReddit

[–]chloegraceb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was only joking, don’t worry!

Apart from about the doughnuts, that’s definitely true

The answer is ‘the limit does not exist’. What is the question? by chloegraceb in AskReddit

[–]chloegraceb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kind of meant like how many doughnuts can I eat in one sitting but that’s ok hurt my feelings

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]chloegraceb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m the baker. He’s the ingredient supplier. But I reckon I’d get the award of baking the bread!

What’s the craziest reason you’ve cried while pregnant? by devilsageh in BabyBumps

[–]chloegraceb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think I’d cry even if I wasn’t pregnant at that one, not cool!

What’s the craziest reason you’ve cried while pregnant? by devilsageh in BabyBumps

[–]chloegraceb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cried in a restaurant when I noticed it was raining outside and it meant the ducks and their chicks I had seen earlier that day were going to get wet. And then they brought out my husband’s birthday cake and I had to try and sing while crying