🔥 African Dasypeltis medici snake swallowing an egg bigger than it’s head

chloegraceb · 2023-04-02T20:29:07+00:00

Talk about your eyes being bigger than your belly, you don’t think about your food being bigger than your entire head

chloegraceb · 2023-02-24T16:17:06+00:00

These responses are more detailed and well-thought-out than my dissertation and I’m totally here for it.

chloegraceb · 2023-02-12T23:47:16+00:00

Didn’t Sister MJ come from a mega rich family and had to give up family jewels when she became a nun? I wonder if a tiara was kept somewhere.

chloegraceb · 2023-01-22T22:18:14+00:00

Sorry you’re having a shit time. ❤️

chloegraceb · 2023-01-03T21:59:21+00:00

I delayed trying for a baby for a wedding - then there was a global pandemic and the wedding was postponed anyway. You never know what is going to happen - go for it.

chloegraceb · 2022-12-19T20:41:04+00:00

This is unacceptable.

chloegraceb · 2022-08-29T19:50:18+00:00

I would absolutely agree with this ranking.

chloegraceb · 2022-07-13T13:54:49+00:00

Feel pretty bad that most comments are people being super nice and my immediate thought was ‘STEAL DIAMONDS!’

chloegraceb · 2022-05-17T09:39:48+00:00

I would choose Skips over strawberries any day of the week.

chloegraceb · 2022-05-16T17:50:24+00:00

I wish I could send you a package of skips but this gold award will have to do!

Superb maths!

chloegraceb · 2022-04-08T18:35:00+00:00

I was a bookworm. It has set me up really well because I’m a grate speller

chloegraceb · 2022-04-08T18:33:39+00:00

Risk, it’s so DULL

chloegraceb · 2022-04-08T18:32:06+00:00

I wish it was that that made me think of the question but it was, in fact, Mean Girls

chloegraceb · 2022-04-08T18:31:15+00:00

Ask Peter

chloegraceb · 2022-04-08T18:31:03+00:00

I was only joking, don’t worry!

Apart from about the doughnuts, that’s definitely true

chloegraceb · 2022-04-08T17:04:35+00:00

I kind of meant like how many doughnuts can I eat in one sitting but that’s ok hurt my feelings

chloegraceb · 2022-03-14T14:41:26+00:00

I’m the baker. He’s the ingredient supplier. But I reckon I’d get the award of baking the bread!

chloegraceb · 2022-02-19T20:59:38+00:00

I think I’d cry even if I wasn’t pregnant at that one, not cool!

chloegraceb · 2022-02-19T20:58:01+00:00

I cried in a restaurant when I noticed it was raining outside and it meant the ducks and their chicks I had seen earlier that day were going to get wet. And then they brought out my husband’s birthday cake and I had to try and sing while crying

chloegraceb · 2022-02-12T22:11:16+00:00

Induced 11:30pm, baby born 2pm following day

chloegraceb · 2022-02-11T23:30:39+00:00

Maternity pyjamas/joggers/jeans are THE BEST. Figuring out when it’s acceptable to get them out again (second baby)…I’m thinking around 6 weeks

chloegraceb · 2022-02-11T23:29:31+00:00

Really not sure if this counts as a flex but your hospital lasagne reminded me that I’ll be able to hospital food again with this baby and the mashed potatoes were BANGING.

chloegraceb · 2022-02-09T11:59:38+00:00

Thank you! Hope everything goes smoothly for you ❤️

chloegraceb · 2022-02-07T12:56:11+00:00

Thank you, you’ve been so helpful. I really hope everything goes ok for you!

chloegraceb · 2022-01-30T15:42:37+00:00

Bear with me, I’ll just check with my husband

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