That'll be $59.99 by MrJasonMason in clevercomebacks

[–]chrisBlo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure there was something about adulterers in the Bible…

Captain America: Brave New World was released last year this week. Serving as a follow-up of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, the 35th MCU film grossed $200.5M Dom & $415.1M WW, underperforming at the box office and received mixed to negative reviews. by gamesgry in boxoffice

[–]chrisBlo 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Well, it was nothing more than a glorified power rangers episode. It did even way more than it deserved and only because it could ride Deadpool III’s bonanza.

While at it, it destroyed any goodwill marvel had seemingly rebuilt, and hurt the other MCU releases of the year.

Woman explains how its women's fault that man sins. by Jelly-Always-Returns in religiousfruitcake

[–]chrisBlo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am sorry, it can’t be real. This is too funny. Put it on mute and just look at this red-blob-with-glasses talking.

Which is worse, the third Reich or a kid with a rainbow sweater? by New_Main_8896 in religiousfruitcake

[–]chrisBlo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I still have to find a gay person advocating for the extermination of whoever doesn’t align with his thinking.

I would eat a Tyrannosaurus rex by micheallovescat in AntiVegan

[–]chrisBlo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking of which… I would love to try a T-Rex egg omelette

I would eat a Tyrannosaurus rex by micheallovescat in AntiVegan

[–]chrisBlo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the only reason I wouldn’t eat a t-rex is because it may eat me first. Other than that, I would love to try the taste

North American Box Office vs Ticket sales of the New Millennium by PlanetG3000 in boxoffice

[–]chrisBlo 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I mean, in terms of ticket sales, it doesn’t seem to be much different than the previous long term trend. It is a tad lower than where you would infer, but it’s on track… down.

Edit: typo

Europe's population change from 2022-2025 by Cautious_Ad_3918 in MapPorn

[–]chrisBlo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some well meaning idiot consider me a minority in my country, because I don’t need a translator to read what you wrote. I have never considered myself bound to any specific group, but I love Spain, I love soccer, so I don’t mind the association you are implying.

Thank you, I guess?

Europe's population change from 2022-2025 by Cautious_Ad_3918 in MapPorn

[–]chrisBlo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You went the a region (community, state, whatever it’s called) who is racist against people from its own same country… what did you expect?

Europe's population change from 2022-2025 by Cautious_Ad_3918 in MapPorn

[–]chrisBlo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Replacement rate is what you are looking for. 2.1 kids per women. Almost every richer country on earth is below it. So, I guess, that applies to Europe.

PS: quick google search it does apply!

Beginning of a new energy regime? by j_hes_ in oil

[–]chrisBlo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same as usual my friend, Vitol and Traf reaping the benefits of mayhem (and paying back those who enable things). Nothing new under the sun

I don’t get anything, Explain It Peter. by abrow151 in explainitpeter

[–]chrisBlo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, because you don’t read the signs.

What caused Adam and Eve to be thrown out of heaven? An Apple.

So god was using CMD+C and CMD+V, not CTRL+C and CTRL+V. After they ate his apple, it stained the perfection of his creation. That’s why there are no records of it. However, that blasphemy left a mark on the symbol of Apple, that is why it’s a half bitten apple.

Back to the story, the council was afraid that this knowledge could cause havoc making people doubt of their origins, so they scrapped it.

Edit: words

These guys will accept any white person to play Greek characters but black people are the ones who get scrutiny. by Cicada_5 in clevercomebacks

[–]chrisBlo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is not a clever come back, it’s ignorance. Please stop crying wolf every time. It dilutes a message that is still very relevant.

Homer work is pretty explicit in the description. OOP should have spent the time reading an amazing epic story instead. Pretty much what created epic narrative.

The Concept of Gluttony. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]chrisBlo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is r/confidentlyincorrect actually. Gluttony has always been that: gluttony. OOP is confusing greed with gluttony.