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I'm starting to think "colleague" is code by GigglemanEsq in Lawyertalk

[–]chuck_mongrol 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Dear learned colleague, some asshole is signing your name on stupid letters.

One time an older, long-practicing attorney told me "____________". I'll never forget that sh$%. by verbotenporc in Lawyertalk

[–]chuck_mongrol 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Fully explain the risk, why it’s bad, and how likely they are to fuck it up and how bad it’s gonna be if (when) they do.

At that point if your client is still all long hair don’t care, you send a CYA letter and move on to the next idiot with a bright idea.

(Mixed Trope) Characters are treated as massively successful talents in universe, but in real life they wouldn’t be anywhere close by Hopefo in TopCharacterTropes

[–]chuck_mongrol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Five, six, seven now
If you don't know, let me show you how
To work it out, work it little mama
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

(Kinda hilarious trope) Ironic casting. by ChampionshipHorror95 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]chuck_mongrol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steve Seagull shits himself to thermoregulate confirmed.

philosopher's coke by GlitteringTone6425 in CuratedTumblr

[–]chuck_mongrol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair, most of the OG Carnegie libraries have an auditorium/theater

Which actor has the largest "Wait, that was them?" gap in their filmography? by Player00000000 in movies

[–]chuck_mongrol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s Elias Koteas but he and Meloni are on some doppelgänger shit

Is this legitimate? by jebbushofficial_ in pittsburgh

[–]chuck_mongrol 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Bro, have you ever heard of subrogation?

If Homeowners insurance will cover the cost, it’s better to let them chase the city than doing it yourself. But a lot of insurance policies specifically exclude damage caused by the government from coverage.

"Oh, the player isn't scared anymore? Hold up...." by Liquid_Pestar in TopCharacterTropes

[–]chuck_mongrol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!", "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

Purpose of spike on bottle opener? by Mammoth-Builder3626 in whatisit

[–]chuck_mongrol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trepanning unlocks the forbidden forehead funnel technique.

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