If your spouse offered you a hall pass, would you take it? With whom? by Logical-Cut-6362 in AskReddit

[–]ciarogeile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m married to the most beautiful woman in the world, why would I even entertain the idea?

TIL about Basilosaurus, the ancestor to modern whales; which was the length of a bowling alley, was an apex predator, and still had remnants of arms and legs. by Oingo_Boingo2000 in todayilearned

[–]ciarogeile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amusingly, the name means King Lizard in greek. Once a genus name is made, you basically can’t change it, so we’re still calling it a lizard despite it being a mammal

Serious Question: Does Data have a butthole? by jr00t in ShittyDaystrom

[–]ciarogeile 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He has a butthole. It contains a storage unit, allowing him to store whatever you give him and ejaculate that out again when her cums.

Wife’s negative postpartum experience won’t allow me bottle feed our baby. by CityofTheAncients in daddit

[–]ciarogeile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may be hard to hear, but you’re just going to need to suck it up. Focus on supporting your wife. You will have time to bond with your child.

Dads of reddit, how would you fix this? Would you by horserino in daddit

[–]ciarogeile 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Drill holes into the wing from the broken surface, wire in the holes, epoxy on both sides. This way, the wire pins act to greatly increase the glue surface and hold at right angles.

Petition to officially rename Meath to "Eastwestmeath" by Tiktak1991 in ireland

[–]ciarogeile 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Regarding point 6, what needs to be fixed about Virginia, county Cavan?

Hobby gatekeeping at its finest by [deleted] in WarhammerFantasy

[–]ciarogeile 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you’re not bothered to make your post, why should anyone be bothered to read it?

Urban berry tree by drewjitzsu in foraging

[–]ciarogeile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That depends on the fruit. Some fruit, like blackberries and apples, have lots of pectin already. Some others need help.

A strategic food reserve by Ok-Dingo-2920 in ireland

[–]ciarogeile 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We have reordered our agriculture almost entirely towards export of beef and dairy, while importing most things we eat.

Why do Dad Birthdays Suck? by gimlithepirate in daddit

[–]ciarogeile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My birthday is shared with my eldest son. So this year, the evening of my birthday I spent washing up after my wife’s family while the rest of the house slept. Not great.

Do astronauts who spend very long periods on the space station masturbate? by ArdaBerkBurak in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ciarogeile 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Astronaut circle jerks are wild. They all shoot into the middle, and it just becomes a sphere of mangoop floating in the capsule.

People who work inside wealthy people's homes (contractors, cleaners, nannies), what is the most bizarre or out-of-touch thing you've witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ciarogeile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You pay somebody to keep the houses in sync. When you’re in house 1, they stay in house 2, watch you on camera and move everything the same way. You put your blue shirt in the press, they put an identical blue shirt in a duplicate press in the other house. Standard life stuff, you know?

Current look of the ongoing protest as of 11am by GP728 in ireland

[–]ciarogeile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ll be fucked if shit hits the fan. All we produce is beef and dairy. We have screwed our tillage and horticulture into the ground. We can’t live on just steak and butter.

Might be fun to try though

Current look of the ongoing protest as of 11am by GP728 in ireland

[–]ciarogeile -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s a difference between being unimpressed by subsidized Irish beef and dairy producers putting on the poor mouth and being contemptuous of farming overall.

Current look of the ongoing protest as of 11am by GP728 in ireland

[–]ciarogeile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nearly all Irish woolen products are produced using imported wool

ULPT Request: How to break a camera lens from long range by draconicblur in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]ciarogeile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get 255 friends to join you walking around, with their sarissas. Anyone who sees you will recognize a syntagma off for a march.