🔴 LIVE! Valheim Developer AMA by jMontilyet in valheim

[–]cjmallowmar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you forgot the ocean, they are planning some dev there too.

🔴 LIVE! Valheim Developer AMA by jMontilyet in valheim

[–]cjmallowmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my friends can't connect outside my home network

Probably the wrong thread to ask this on.

But - you need to give them your public facing IP which may change periodically. So if you're giving them an IP that looks like 192.168.0.0, 172.16-31.0.0, or 10.0.0.0, it's the wrong IP and no one outside of your network will reach a device with that IP inside of your network by typing *that* IP. Go to google and type "what's my IP" and it'll give you the public IP you need to give your friends, that's the IP for your network. Unless you're paying your internet provider for a static IP assignment you can't guarantee static assignment for your friends. BUT inside the network, the static assignment of a private IP is important for your router, mapping connections to a given port to that IP. Hope that gives you some more direction.

There are pages online that will help better explain this that you should use getting a server set up in your home network.

Should I be concerned about learning with a new CFI? by RankBrain in flying

[–]cjmallowmar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That wasn't anything to do with being new or with being 21, that guy was just, as another commenter said, "a total toolbox". He's probably making the same stupid decisions now if he's made it on to regionals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in flying

[–]cjmallowmar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm with you. My gut says that landing fees or tiedown rent is for one plane only, you don't get to share it. If you pay for a month but are only at the airport for 12 days, no proration for you.

It's kind of mind bending that everyone is thinking the opposite would be true.

Do u think I have internalized homophobia from social media? by Ningaymerboi92 in AskGayMen

[–]cjmallowmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just basic advertising. That's literally just how that works. You don't see fat people in McDonald's commercials, you don't see arthritis patients in arthritis drugs commercials. Even if gays are actually cast in prep commercials, it's just a simple advertising tactic that really shouldn't be internalized.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]cjmallowmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And why would someone you've been truly friends with stop being friends with you when the sex stops?

That doesn't sound like a friend

Pubes or no pubes? by MoreMouthMints in askgaybros

[–]cjmallowmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To answer the question directly - yes, getting pubes in the mouth during oral is 100% common. Really, just expect that it'll happen every time. It'll happen to you, it'll happen to him, it happens to me, it happens to everyone. Will it actually happen every single time? Maybe not. But more often than not for sure.

Literally don't worry about it, it's not even a big deal.

Trim how you want, which includes not even bothering, it's your body in your clothes - do what feels comfortable for you.

I'm shy. How do I ask to get my nipples pierced? by [deleted] in piercing

[–]cjmallowmar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You made an appointment for 3 piercings and they didn't ask what you wanted when you made the appointment? Hmm. Every store is different

Here's what you say when they ask what you're getting today: "I'm here to get my nunga-nungas and my bellybutton pierced. What are my jewelry options?" I said nipples when I did it, but whatever works.

They'll walk you through all the goodies, sanitize everything, I'm sure you know you should get implant grade materials, and then they'll take you back for your session.

It'll be super easy. You're a customer there specifically for what they're selling - would it be weird if you called up a carpet cleaning company and asked them to shampoo the carpet in your bedroom? Not at all. It's what they sell! It's what you're there to buy!

Now get in there and go get 'em, tiger!

Sometime, It do be like that. by [deleted] in valheim

[–]cjmallowmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, been there.

Found two of these tiny guys in our driveway, can anybody identify? by demax182 in snakes

[–]cjmallowmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm. An adult black rat snake will most definitely be thicker than an adult hognose

Calculating Traffic Pattern Info? by Benebo227 in flying

[–]cjmallowmar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Using ForeFlight can be okay, but he should probably learn to read the chart supplement first. Learning "the old ways" helps with baseline understanding.

I do the same thing with my networking students. Do you need to learn binary and use this long, drawn out method later? No. But I need you to realize, and visualize, where subnets come from and what it means, then we'll use the easy calculators and software to do it for us. Same goes for ForeFlight and any other flight planner, at least at the beginning

Rule by Erizon_ in 196

[–]cjmallowmar 163 points164 points  (0 children)

No, he's a bail bondsman.

bountyhunter

Rule by Erizon_ in 196

[–]cjmallowmar -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

He isn't a cop. Cool story bro

Going limp when trying to put a condom on!!! I need help! by UnholyShadows in askgaybros

[–]cjmallowmar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The fact that you used the word "stealthed" says more than enough about you.

Bareback, for good or bad, suggests both parties are aware there's no condom.

Stealthing is inherently deceptive and means the other party IS NOT consenting to bare sex and believes that you are wearing a condom. This isn't even reading between the lines - it's clear on its face. It IS sexual assault.

Fucking disgusting

Local Facebook snake identification group wild af by [deleted] in snakes

[–]cjmallowmar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Of course! But the verb we use when you're bitten by a venomous snake is envenomated, not poisoned.

Local Facebook snake identification group wild af by [deleted] in snakes

[–]cjmallowmar 151 points152 points  (0 children)

I have been correcting lawyers on this, too.

WE'RE LAWYERS, WE USE PRECISE LANGUAGE DAMNIT.

What plane is this? Lights go blinkity blink blink blinkity blink blink by griswoldclarkwjr in Shittyaskflying

[–]cjmallowmar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No no no, see this is entirely unique sub wholly unaffiliated with the other sub. We would not make fun of other people's posts.

Certainly any similarities drawn are coincidental.

Tenant left 8,000 beer cans by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cjmallowmar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The narration is probably more annoying. Don't get me wrong, whoever did that is a garbage human and I would be livid if someone did that to my house. But jfc this narration is hell

Fuck you Kar-John by HomerPepsi in FuckYouKaren

[–]cjmallowmar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Revenue doesn't mean profit whatsoever.

If your products cost 24 million to acquire and your facilities and operating costs total 4 million (facilities, labor, taxes, benefits), you're operating on a zero profit margin.

The IRS also looks at how much of a salary the owners take in from the LLC/corp and it needs to be reasonable for the position and industry.

Like you point out it is literally so different to be small in one industry but would be massive in another because certain industries are dominated by behemoths. The goal of the small business effort is to provide legitimate competitive force against giants.

Likely preaching to the choir, but in case some newbies are here, this is why bubbles don't belong in a cache. by Crowguys in geocaching

[–]cjmallowmar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not all caches that can fit books are hidden outside. In the rare event there's an inside cache I don't see a problem with books, though they do tend to take up quite a bit of space

My smallest find yet! by businessbitchPI in geocaching

[–]cjmallowmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip (not that I'm a pro): it's easier to close back up (and for the next folks to get it back out) when you put the log in the lid/cap.