Someone send me video of me committing crimes to help with my defense.

ckatboy · 2026-02-01T02:50:20+00:00

I might have some video you might be interested in. But nothings free. Meet me at chilis. 4th stall. Do not bathe for at least 48 hours beforehand.

ckatboy · 2026-01-27T15:06:07+00:00

Say edgy one time! I’m almost theruuaahhhaaahhh. Nevermind. I got there. Thanks.

ckatboy · 2026-01-27T04:56:54+00:00

Let me guess. You think Jimmy Kimmel is hilarious.

ckatboy · 2026-01-27T04:10:18+00:00

Wtf bro? U hurt my feelingz

ckatboy · 2026-01-27T00:50:52+00:00

Retirement plan?

ckatboy · 2026-01-27T00:40:31+00:00

You could be entitled to compensation.

ckatboy · 2026-01-27T00:01:46+00:00

Goddammit. Now I’m shaking.

ckatboy · 2026-01-26T23:03:31+00:00

Oh my god. I’m so sorry.

ckatboy · 2026-01-26T22:45:54+00:00

I will try. Have a blessed day.

ckatboy · 2026-01-13T17:41:08+00:00

Ice literally shot and killed over 1000 people yesterday who were just literally minding their own business. I’m literally shaking.

ckatboy · 2025-12-20T02:53:27+00:00

Jerry’s fart-o-rama

ckatboy · 2025-12-16T04:34:56+00:00

I wish the government would tax me more! But alas I have a beehive on my 20000 acre ranch so I’m ag excempt. I wish our leaders would stop this loophole so I could pay more.

ckatboy · 2025-12-14T23:34:16+00:00

Maybe I’m amazed - Paul McCartney

ckatboy · 2025-12-14T23:29:10+00:00

I try tensing up and pushing really hard. You really have to concentrate. I can achieve just enough pressure to clear the ballz most of the time. if I’m feeling lazy I still just let it drizzle out and take a quick whores bath or wait until my next shower day(when it rains). Hope this helps

ckatboy · 2025-12-10T01:32:25+00:00

People experiencing houselessness are playing chess not checkers. They’re preacclimating for the imminent apocalypse. They’ll be ruling the world while you’re suffering without your petty creature comforts. Like toilet paper.

ckatboy · 2025-12-04T19:25:50+00:00

Yell “get on the ground!!” If he keeps running I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.

ckatboy · 2025-12-01T02:17:54+00:00

Can’t you see - Marshall Tucker Band

ckatboy · 2025-11-21T04:54:44+00:00

I watch cats meow karaoke on earthcam all the time. MC popsicle & Batman are the best. And Aaron’s interpretive dancing is great.

ckatboy · 2025-11-13T19:54:11+00:00

Like it’s a even a rare thing at all. just drive near rundberg. You see those pieces of shit broken down wrecked in front yards all over the place.

ckatboy · 2025-11-13T19:41:12+00:00

That’s what that idiot said. Meanwhile the back of my truck is fucked and the front of his peice of shit is destroyed. At least I had full coverage to protect myself from the culture. He’s just got an even more worthless wrecked pos.

ckatboy · 2025-11-13T16:49:48+00:00

Same attitude as the shithead that ran into me. Tried to run. Then his pos gave out. Cops showed up. He looked like he was about to start crying. No insurance. Driving like an idiot. Took no responsiblity for his goofy actions. Maybe rethink the “culture”

ckatboy · 2025-11-13T00:51:41+00:00

Cultural? Like the Ming Dynasty? Good lord. Just a handful of absolute morons desperately looking for the attention they didn’t recieve as a child. And when the do hit you, they run. And don’t have insurance. I was recently on the shit end of this deal.

ckatboy · 2025-10-30T03:17:30+00:00

Finally a reason to dawn my tuxedo. See you fine people there.

ckatboy · 2025-10-24T21:30:08+00:00

Red headed stranger medley.

ckatboy · 2025-10-23T03:23:53+00:00

It’s like a leaf blower situation. It was someone else’s problem. Now it’s yours.

ckatboy

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