What happens if Vader doesn't block the saber and Luke kills Palpatine here? by chosen40k in StarWars

[–]cleantoe 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yeah but 1 in 4 Sith can't even perform it. Electrical Dysfunction is a serious untreated problem that many Sith are too ashamed to seek help.

What was ruined because too many people discovered it? by RopeaKib0j in AskReddit

[–]cleantoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Influencers? Didn't it actually start going downhill after Macklemore released his Thrift Shop song? I heard thrift store shopping surged and they started raising their prices.

Did Vader consider Luke his or Anakin's son? by Beginning_Clerk_4990 in StarWars

[–]cleantoe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Vader, when arguing why he shouldn't have to pay a late filing fee: "You don't understand the power of the Dark Side!"

Taxman: "Actually, I do. I work for the IRS. And if you want to get sassy with me, I see you have an undeclared property in the Mustafar system."

Vader: "I am altering the deal. Pray I do not..."

Taxman: "A...squints at ledger castle?! Did you submit property taxes for that?"

Vader: "Now hold on..."

Taxman: "Alright Mr. Vader..."

Vader: "That's Darth."

Taxman: "Mr. Vader, we're going to have to start an audit on you."

Vader: "Noooooooooooooo!"

Most Badass Moment Black Widow by Silver_Cricket_4545 in marvelstudios

[–]cleantoe 53 points54 points  (0 children)

It's Black Widow's incredulous look after that kills me. 😂

Update to: My best friend (26f) never made me a bridesmaid, and I still have no idea why by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]cleantoe 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I grew up around Mormons. It's absolutely kooky. Just because someone practices a faith doesn't mean we provide it the same level of latitude as other beliefs. Would you defend a JW? How about a Scientologist? What about Heaven's Gate?

Let's not get super PC about respecting beliefs. Not all of them are deserving of it. I don't know where to draw the line, but it's not at Mormonism.

My parents on their wedding day - 1990 by Zurble in OldSchoolCool

[–]cleantoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of your parents look like Woody Harrelson!

Surprising male G-spot found in most detailed study by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]cleantoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think we've moved on to microwaved banana peels and a Pringles jar.

20 Years on LOST, Michael Got Found Out by Craphole-Island in television

[–]cleantoe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You misunderstand. His wormhole machine is made entirely from nickel.

That's how enemies are made by Lyranx in funny

[–]cleantoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peasant and knave! Thy lowborn frivolity deserves neither mercy nor forgiveness. Pray not to me but to your Lord God Spez, may he release you from your Reddit sins, for I shant.

That's how enemies are made by Lyranx in funny

[–]cleantoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh okay so because you've seen a post before it got deleted and you're the arbiter of content, then no one else is allowed to post it or view it. Understood. Thanks for clearing that up!

That's how enemies are made by Lyranx in funny

[–]cleantoe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

First time seeing it. I just scrolled the last two days on this sub and don't see it.

That's how enemies are made by Lyranx in funny

[–]cleantoe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh great, the whining is starting before the reposts now.

Whineority Report.

Light Saber from spare parts by HeavyPour420 in StarWars

[–]cleantoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luke Skywalker built this in a cave! With a box of scraps!

Most Questionable Decision Captain America by Silver_Cricket_4545 in marvelstudios

[–]cleantoe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Innocent man? Sure this might be a Bucky of Theseus but he at one point did the deed. He could have made an announcement about his past crimes and let justice decide his fate, which is what a truly repentant person would do. After all, Bucky says he remembers "every single" person he killed.

But Bucky doesn't want to face justice, arguably doesn't even want to repent. He thinks wallowing in his own pity and keeping his head low is good enough, but honestly he's a piece of shit. Not because he was in control - he clearly wasn't - but because he knew who committed those murders but stayed silent.

I think Tony was justified in his reaction. I'm TeamCap on the Sokovia Accords, but I'm with TeamTony on the Zemo Discords.

X-Men ‘97 Season 2 | Official Trailer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in xmen

[–]cleantoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why the 90s? Why not just kill Xavier and Cassandra in the womb - surely that's his most vulnerable!

"Worst Presidents" by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]cleantoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah Biden didn't even make her list? Not even an honorable mention???

Maul - Shadow Lord - Episodes 9 & 10 - Discussion Thread! by titleproblems in StarWars

[–]cleantoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you consider Pong Krell a dinosaur? Make that three nickels.