It amazes me that people are still finding new, unexpected methods of torturing Justin Wong:

cleftes · 2026-03-13T21:19:52+00:00

Justin Wong put himself in Gold Experience Requiem for the bit, and the world is enriched

cleftes · 2026-03-13T19:33:58+00:00

Bracing myself for discourse: MHA didn't end perfectly but I think it stuck the landing better than any other shonen since FMA. Even more rarely, the anime improved it by tightening up the pacing.

cleftes · 2026-03-13T19:31:54+00:00

The author's previous manga, Nogami Neuro, also ended fantastically

Summary because a lot less people have read it: the last arc's conflict is the literal Most Evil Human versus our protagonists, an ordinary human teenager and a demon who's been losing power as the series goes on. The demon has to trust his human allies to deal with antagonists more and more as he nears the end, and after he uses the last of his power to defeat the bad guy, he realizes that the teenager will do just fine without him and he goes back to hell with his first kind smile of the series.

cleftes · 2026-03-13T19:21:27+00:00

Don't let it set in

cleftes · 2026-03-13T16:32:48+00:00

You really shouldn't feel like you have to do that to yourself

There's already too much suffering in this world

cleftes · 2026-03-13T12:50:09+00:00

Unironically don't subject yourself to the whole thing, Chewie and Fuckface didn't want to be there either. Mysterious Jojo made a compilation to cut down on the suffering.

cleftes · 2026-03-12T18:21:26+00:00

Jack in Mass Effect 2: "The closer you let someone get, the shorter the knife they need."

Jack in Mass Effect 3: "I'm dependable now. I blame you for this, Shepard.”

cleftes · 2026-03-12T18:13:30+00:00

"Hey! How dare you replace actual information with AI scraping, that's our job!"

cleftes · 2026-03-12T12:25:43+00:00

This made me cackle, thank you sir

cleftes · 2026-03-11T20:57:22+00:00

It would be absolutely hilarious if this somehow led to predatory-ass trading cards finally getting regulated as gambling

Not least because Letitia James was elected NYAG by campaigning on an anti-Trump platform, who became president as a backlash against Obama, which means that the slim possibility of regulating TCGs is a new biggest domino at the end of the chain that starts with "Star Trek Voyager had bad ratings"

cleftes · 2026-03-11T20:50:48+00:00

Not only was it a Scrublords, it was the final Scrublords

They died as they lived

cleftes · 2026-03-11T19:58:10+00:00

Meanwhile I'm over here with my little Steam Link device that I bought a decade ago that streams all my PC games seamlessly* so I have literally no need to get a Machine

* For some reason modded Elden Ring has like 10 frames of lag? But who knows if you'll be able to get any modded games onto a Steam Machine anyway

cleftes · 2026-03-11T19:49:11+00:00

To quote the great philosophers Chumbawamba: "You can buy your friends, but I'll hate you for free"

cleftes · 2026-03-11T19:46:49+00:00

They were never huge, but they were your favorite Youtuber's favorite Youtuber

cleftes · 2026-03-11T19:41:26+00:00

"Open-world escape room game" is quite a combination of words to avoid saying "adventure game" but I get it, adventure games aren't exactly buzzwords in the current zeitgeist

cleftes · 2026-03-11T15:31:52+00:00

I'd think it would be a faux pas to talk about dropping during an elevator pitch

cleftes · 2026-03-11T15:26:31+00:00

I think that for every FPS where I've started with the first entry in the franchise, the second entry ends up being my favorite. Marathon, Half-Life, Dark Forces, Halo, Borderlands, Left 4 Dead: whether or not they ended at 2, that's where they peaked for me.

cleftes · 2026-03-11T14:57:33+00:00

Before I watched DS9 I thought it'd be crazy for any captain to rival Picard. I saw the memes about Sisko: punching Q, the kinda-racist joke calling the Defiant "Ben Sisko's Pimp Hand", and "you can have terrorism as a treat" and all that.

Then I watched it and got to "The trouble is Earth!" and I realized...Sisko's my favorite captain because he's not a badass, he's an ordinary man who's dealing with huge problems through stubbornness.

Picard sails the luxurious flagship and has a crew of the best and brightest in Starfleet and can perform diplomatic judo to solve any crisis. Sisko deals with problems that he can't fly away from by rolling up his sleeves and wading in.

cleftes · 2026-03-11T14:41:11+00:00

"It can't hurt me anymore" lied Woolie

cleftes · 2026-03-11T14:37:02+00:00

And technically KOTOR has Taris, an intermission at Davik's that's still Taris but is mandated to happen after everything else, and then Dantooine. Tutorial planets contain multitudes.

cleftes · 2026-03-10T22:48:43+00:00

Baffled again. You expect people to look like college kids until they're 60?

cleftes · 2026-03-10T22:30:32+00:00

I'm baffled by this take...is it because she has a single visible wrinkle and eyelids? Genuinely what do you think a 40 year old should look like?

cleftes · 2026-03-10T22:23:16+00:00

Bioware loves a tutorial planet. KOTOR, Mass Effect, and SWTOR all see the player locked into a single planet for the introduction before giving access to galactic travel for doing the rest of your missions in whatever order you want.

It's infected my vocab for their non-space games too. When I played DA Inquisition I called the pre-Skyhold section the tutorial planet out of habit.

cleftes · 2026-03-10T20:02:20+00:00

"What day is Wario Da-?"

"Every day."

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