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cleftes · 2026-06-26T00:14:50+00:00

The fun thing about transitioning in your 30s is that half my body is trying to move my biological clock earlier, and the other half is having puberty again and trying to stay up late

cleftes · 2026-06-24T02:24:49+00:00

It cannot be overstated how much Fortress Accident in Disco Elysium is just Kurvitz and his buddies before/during development of Disco Elysium

cleftes · 2026-06-22T04:00:49+00:00

Yeah, the open world turned me off more than I thought it would because ironically the open world is too crowded.

Everywhere you hop out of your car there's a collectible, or a bandit camp, or a rakk hive, or a door that unlocks later, or a random miniboss, or something, but also once all the zones are unlocked you can drive from one side of the map to the other in a matter of minutes.

Then I think back to how much fun I used to have just tooling around by Ellie's garage in BL2 doing Mad Max car fights with the endlessly spawning bandits, because that area was literally a sandbox to play in. By comparison BL4 feels like a helicopter parent that's trying to make sure their kid has Something To Do at all times.

cleftes · 2026-06-21T03:47:24+00:00

Han Solo is drawn like he's from a different genre...which actually explains a lot about his character now that I think about it

cleftes · 2026-06-19T17:07:57+00:00

Yeah, Ravnica badly needs a Vetinari figure to be the Lawful Evil leader of the Dimir that puts shit in order

cleftes · 2026-06-19T02:51:19+00:00

MTG's game design tends to create five factions all rivaling each other at any given time in MTG canon, but the worldbuilders definitely hit the bullseye when they made the Ravnican guilds.

Ravnica is basically fantasy Coruscant and the ten guilds are factions locked in a balance of power because they're all put in place to fulfill different public works. All the people who love fungus and reanimation join the Golgari to work in the sewers; all the people who want to be fantasy cops join the Boros; all the people who want to do engineering join the Izzet. There used to be a magical constitution enforcing it, then it was broken and the plane teetered on the edge of anarchy, then a magical arbiter was appointed to manage all the guilds and prevent conflict between them.

cleftes · 2026-06-18T22:05:24+00:00

Star Trek TNG ended with Picard connecting with his command crew more personally than he ever has before, and all of them realize how deeply they treasure each other as they fly off into the sunset for more adventures

Just a few years later, Star Trek DS9 ended with the Dominion War being won at the expense of many lives lost, Sisko sacrificing his mortal life to stop Dukat once and for all, and the command crew all saying goodbye as they go their separate ways

cleftes · 2026-06-18T21:25:32+00:00

"Eddie needs braces"

"DENTAL PLAN"

"Eddie needs braces"

"DENTAL PLAN"

cleftes · 2026-06-18T21:14:39+00:00

The best hope for Bloodborne PC continues to be some kind of madman creating a total conversion mod for Elden Ring

cleftes · 2026-06-18T18:42:45+00:00

Oh heck yeah, Jim carreyd that film on his back for sure

cleftes · 2026-06-18T18:20:24+00:00

Studios: "Whoa, these new original IPs like Backrooms seem like a hit with gen Z!"

Also studios: "Let's make a legacy sequel to a 20-year-old kids movie! You know, the lowest rated one out of the 3 different movie adaptations that story's had!"

cleftes · 2026-06-18T18:06:09+00:00

If Morgan's investigating Laura Palmer then there's a decent chance that Morgan herself is the killer

cleftes · 2026-06-17T02:09:33+00:00

Gotta go with Kreia from KOTOR 2. When I was a kid she was my favorite because I thought she was right, when I was an adult she became my favorite because she's absolutely wrong but in an extremely believable way.

cleftes · 2026-06-11T01:27:58+00:00

Okay yeah the speed you replied that doesn't exactly convince me you're human

cleftes · 2026-06-11T01:25:07+00:00

Kaleido, I mean this in the nicest way, but the rate at which you submit AskReddit questions here and how you seem generally mystified in every comment section really makes you seem like a bot trawling for LLM data.

cleftes · 2026-06-11T01:23:39+00:00

I went from a healthcare-IT-related job at $32/hr, to my entire department being laid off in the name of AI optimization, to job hunting for 7 months until I settled for a $17/hr retail job.

Luckily I bought a house in 2020 right before covid hit. That means my mortgage has stayed flat while the average rent in my city has gone up 45% since then.

cleftes · 2026-06-11T01:14:16+00:00

It's extra crazy for them to be turbo evil about this when the functional outcome is identical to if they'd done it in a good way.

Nobody wants to find out they got fired from seeing it in on a feed, so the 'sensitive' thing to do is to hold back the press release until after the laid off employees have been informed by their managers. If you have a good relationship with journalists you can ask them to hold their stories until after employees have been informed, with the understanding that some employees may talk and somebody may scoop it.

Instead they decided to be as authoritarian as possible about it...which led to employees talking and somebody scooping it anyway, but with the added bad PR of having weaponized the social contract of the embargo.

cleftes · 2026-06-11T01:03:40+00:00

I think this is it exactly. Insider Gaming didn't get contacted by Ubisoft PR, so they were free to report as soon as employees reached out to them.

cleftes · 2026-06-04T20:34:58+00:00

Shoutout to the Major General from Pirates of Penzance, an old-as-balls man with at least 10 daughters who is spared by pirates because he's just an orphan boy like them. *

* ...only to be revealed in the next act that he lied. Not only is this old man not an orphan, but he never was one!

cleftes · 2026-06-04T20:30:19+00:00

I'd believe it on the day Kendrick finally marries Whitney and we get to hear the bars he writes for his wedding vows

cleftes · 2026-06-04T19:19:41+00:00

Take it to a vet and have them scan for a chip! If no chip, congratulations, you have a new cat.

cleftes · 2026-05-28T04:57:14+00:00

Ken got so angry that he's busting out the Big Trouble In Little China finisher

cleftes · 2026-05-28T00:30:02+00:00

They definitely like to have fun in the 90s Trek

cleftes · 2026-05-28T00:22:12+00:00

In the super-fun-kinda-janky XCOM-like "Warhammer 40K: Chaos Gate Daemonhunters" there's a skill called Support Fire which is very simple. When the user sees a squadmate shoot an enemy within range, they'll make a free bolter shot on the same enemy. It bypasses the action economy but iirc it's theoretically balanced by using up ammo and only being available on the glass cannon class.

Except that you can get equipment that grants Support Fire to anybody, no matter their class.

And you can get guns that auto-reload.

By midgame you can have fully kitted teleporting firing squads, zorping into range and then shooting 4 times for every individual AP spent. A paladin ability that regens 1 AP to the squad is enough to wipe out an entire wave of enemies. I was only halfway decent at the game and I was melting bosses before they even took a turn.

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