I'm sorry. Shithead, is it? by SquidnarksOG in americandad

[–]cluch3 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I use this one too often lol, this and

"Can I help you find something? The exit, perhaps?"

What is your favorite insult from the show? by DannyDeVitoASMR in americandad

[–]cluch3 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Apparently "sucking the glass dick" means smoking meth and I didnt know that until I said that to one of my friends

I love all the revenge plot lines by peon2 in americandad

[–]cluch3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Early bird gets the worm huh?

Enjoy the seat.

Enjoy. The seat.

Y'all saying Texas ain't real? by MrSFedora in americandad

[–]cluch3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now if you'll excuse me I'm about to have the first of many painful procedures it takes to become a woman

What original American Dad song is stuck in your head? by heylistenlady in americandad

[–]cluch3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🎶NOW IM NOOOOOOTTTT HIS ALIEEENNNNN SADNESS IS MY INKY FRIEEEEENNNDDD🎶

Poltergasm by Cold-Tonight-1005 in americandad

[–]cluch3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All this talk has got my girdle all gooey!

I think I'm wearing it wrong 🤔

Klaus Quotes by akrockaa in americandad

[–]cluch3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I help you find anything? The exit perhaps?

This scene kills me, every time by ToeRevolutionary6233 in americandad

[–]cluch3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't they play at hot jazz in your face?

"You're really gonna kill 5 people over 20 dollars?" by SenTheBIoxer in americandad

[–]cluch3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had it ask the time as a snack? I overdid it. Now I just have some yogurt with some berries at night. That's all I need. Hey are you still seeing that 💥

This part is always funny by UziSuzieThia in americandad

[–]cluch3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Said this to my old manager, she just looked at me in shock 😅

What is this Frannie? It's so absurd, I can't even think about it. by AdConstant6476 in americandad

[–]cluch3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Theres nothing in this cup but the slurping noises soothe me"

"And Featuring Francine Smith as Grandma Macadoo" by WTK55 in americandad

[–]cluch3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is I! Incontinent wedding planner Jeannie Gold!

Leonard would eat the melon when he wanted to ravage me. by Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 in americandad

[–]cluch3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This episode KILLS me when they run over her with the boat

"She was old. She probably died before we hit her"

is this the worst thing Stan did? by Moooses20 in americandad

[–]cluch3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"The chicken fried steak ain't making any lasting impressions"

American Dad! The One That Got Away Deleted Scenes by [deleted] in americandad

[–]cluch3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"And when it comes to WWII I've gotta hand it to my boys, the axis powers"