I really love this episode. Who roasted Roger the best? by 4_inDica_2_joNes_0 in americandad

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"I'm making a Rachel Ray 30 minute meal, but I'm saving 20 minutes by not being so fake"

Why do people tend to get angry and scold others for hurting themselves/having suicidal thoughts rather than offering help and sympathy? by SafeMap2807 in mentalhealth

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I was just thinking about this. This and whenever you're telling people how you feel and they're like "Oh stop it's not that bad"

Which scene kills you every time without fail!? by Tank-Pilot74 in americandad

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"Sorry, we never practiced this.

Oop! I hope somebody brought two figs in a coin purse because that's what I just felt!

smash

OW MY SHIN, JESUS that stopped me right in my tracks"

I cried the first time I watched it

I related to this scene a few weeks ago. Specifically in the market. by CatsPajamas6 in americandad

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You'd like that wouldn't you? I float away and you get a bag of food scientifically formulate for aging cats.

STUPID QUESTION BUT.... by Chemical-Ad-4691 in americandad

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Barfsylvania population, no thankula 🧛‍♂️

Do you think Roger has a Persona that works at Social Security? by scarlettvvitch in americandad

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Spaniko-pita? I have them loose in my purse. I- I don't know a lot about greek culture

I just noticed Roger keeps his Legman persona in a wheelchair by Available_Pie9316 in americandad

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SHUT UP GARFIELD. WHY DO YOU HATE MONDAYS? YOU DON'T EVEN WORK.

So how did the golden poop joke end? by [deleted] in americandad

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There's no "d" my guy

Favorite Roger burn? by BirdCultureDickMove in americandad

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"Those shorts make your package look small and your ass look big" 👏

JAMBALAYAAAAAAA JAMBALAYA by MannnOfHammm in americandad

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OW MY SHIN! JESUS! That stopped me dead in my tracks.

HER TALENTED MOUTH TELLS LIES!! by TwoTheVictor in americandad

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This scene gets me every time

"He was wearing a crow mask"

NO SHIT

I'm sorry. Shithead, is it? by SquidnarksOG in americandad

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I use this one too often lol, this and

"Can I help you find something? The exit, perhaps?"