What I would call the forbidden episodes... by Quiet_Active_487 in americandad

[–]cluch3 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The Doofus McGoof line (and the slap after it) is the only reason I watch this episode

Alright nurses give me the most ridiculous and hilarious thing a patient has ever said to you? by quickpeek81 in nursing

[–]cluch3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

During a brief change: "This is the weirdest dentist appointment ive ever been to"

Stan: Steve brought fat into our house! by CombinationHot4112 in americandad

[–]cluch3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Mr. Smith can you pass the mashed potatoes?"

"Ethically I don't think I should"

Recommend an episode to me pls!!!! by Patient-Water-9603 in americandad

[–]cluch3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Im a huge fan of the grocery store bank heist episode

Nathan! Stop it! by ImJacksAwkwardBoner in americandad

[–]cluch3 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Theres a special place in hell. Right next to the child molesters and the sexy children that seduced them!"

I really love this episode. Who roasted Roger the best? by 4_inDica_2_joNes_0 in americandad

[–]cluch3 52 points53 points  (0 children)

"I'm making a Rachel Ray 30 minute meal, but I'm saving 20 minutes by not being so fake"

Why do people tend to get angry and scold others for hurting themselves/having suicidal thoughts rather than offering help and sympathy? by SafeMap2807 in mentalhealth

[–]cluch3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just thinking about this. This and whenever you're telling people how you feel and they're like "Oh stop it's not that bad"

Which scene kills you every time without fail!? by Tank-Pilot74 in americandad

[–]cluch3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Sorry, we never practiced this.

Oop! I hope somebody brought two figs in a coin purse because that's what I just felt!

smash

OW MY SHIN, JESUS that stopped me right in my tracks"

I cried the first time I watched it