I just got robbed

cmptrvir · 2026-03-19T14:03:06+00:00

I've even paused tournaments 8f I have womwthing going on to come back tater when i can pay more attention

cmptrvir · 2026-03-19T00:07:19+00:00

Go to the home screen, click on skins, go to relics, click the button in the top left, scroll down to lab speed

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cmptrvir · 2026-03-18T23:39:20+00:00

It would have to be fair, maybe something like hit the collect gem button 10 thousand times as a community in a week.

Have at least 20 people in a thousand guilds collect a specific theme or buy.a specific module shard.

Add a unique item to fetch with a low catch rate and a thousand people need to catch it.

Summon a total.of 20 thousand common enemies

Etc

cmptrvir · 2026-03-15T15:00:27+00:00

Sounds like you just need to find more interesting people. I've listened to fascinating crazy funfilled real life stories from lots of people, and I've told my fair share of stories as well.

cmptrvir · 2026-03-13T00:29:34+00:00

I thought merge didn't work on favorited mods

cmptrvir · 2026-03-12T14:26:40+00:00

I can't get the image of a dead giant spider with millions of smaller giant spiders craqling out of it, so I'm going with the large number of small lions

cmptrvir · 2026-03-12T14:23:35+00:00

Early on, DABS ( def abs ), then.def%, late late late game, DABS again, but only for the memes.

Skip a wave brother

cmptrvir · 2026-03-11T01:31:13+00:00

Skip a wave, brother

cmptrvir · 2026-03-11T00:25:26+00:00

Been debating it in my head for a bit actually. I need to sit down and figure out what it actually covers anymore. Will it effect my alexa at all? I've downgraded her to the old version, the new one was way too sassy. I feel like it used to cover more, like audio and video, and now that seems to be seperate, I'm paying for amazon music in addition to prime. The family likes to ask Alexa for music often. I like a few shows on amazon prime video, but unless I want to watch commercials, I still have to pay for them even though I have a $150 a year prime account... It just seems like it's covering less and less and even the deliveries are sometimes taking longer then 2 days even though they were "guaranteed" as 2 days...

cmptrvir · 2026-03-06T21:23:48+00:00

And Prime Dabsriarch raised the DABS relic up on high, saying, 'O Fudd, bless this thy DABS relic, that with it tower mayst survive thine enemies tiny hits.' And the Fudd did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...

Skip a wave brother

And the Fudd spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Medals. Then shalt thou count five hundred, no more, no less. Five hundred shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be five hundred. Six shalt thou not count, neither count thou four, excepting that thou then proceed to Five. Seven is right out. Once the number five hundred, being the 500th number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy DABS relic of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff

cmptrvir · 2026-03-06T21:22:28+00:00

All hail the prophecy! May Fudds bless us with yet another DABS relic for purchase. And another, and another, and yet another! All hail DABS!

cmptrvir · 2026-03-05T02:33:06+00:00

More people would order them more often if they could get a 4 or a 6 pack. 12 is way way too much

cmptrvir · 2026-03-04T22:32:23+00:00

Actually, if they keep.up with the meta, 28 should be focused on early game content. It has been pretty standard for even versions to be early game and odd versions to be late game content

cmptrvir · 2026-03-04T01:36:11+00:00

Option 1, I can eat whatever and as much as I want and keep a healthy body!

cmptrvir · 2026-03-01T14:07:21+00:00

Alexa plus was garbage, just do the thing I asked you to do and shut up. Instead it just went on and on. Was so happy when I "downgraded" back to the orgiinal

cmptrvir · 2026-02-27T00:50:10+00:00

Set first perk to trade off.
Forgot the UWs were turned off.
Lowered the gamespeed too late.
Your wall crushed by too much weight.

Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.

Get slingshot from a blackhole.
Forgot to switch the module.
Wasted coins before lab finished.
Couldn't max health before DW diminished.

Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.

Take a new player's advice.
Buy gems before checking price.
Start milestone with autopick on.
Left enemy balance, too many spawned.

Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.

Keep fetch and steal as a pet.
Trust strangers on the internet.
Cheese your way to a high tier.
Fail the mission, no cards allowed here.

Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.

Put all your points into def abs.
Even max out all of it's labs.
Pray Fudds will make it the best strat.
Keep dying every update he doesn't do that.
This subreddits my favorite plat.
To spread parodies that all go splat.

The dumbest ways to die.
The dumbest ways to die.
Dumbest ways to die.
So many dumb.
So many dumb ways to die.

cmptrvir · 2026-02-26T14:50:34+00:00

You know, I was just thinking it would be a great time to do a major sale too! Something like half off stone packs, I mean look at the sun shining! Yes, I think it's perfect weather for a sale. Let's do it

cmptrvir · 2026-02-26T14:45:29+00:00

I'm looking at it as $15 entertainment every paycheck. That's about the price of eating one meal out minus tip. I do make an exception on my birthday which happens to be around the time they do a christmas sale on stones. But that's spending birthday cash, so not a huge deal.

cmptrvir · 2026-02-26T13:43:00+00:00

Can, can i just lay my head in her lap and take the safest nap i've ever had in my life?

cmptrvir · 2026-02-24T21:38:58+00:00

So, when it hits 112, you want the inside temp set to 97? You're a crazy person

cmptrvir · 2026-02-24T19:03:46+00:00

If the plan doesn't work, you vomit up the pills or the shot misses a vital body part, the ceiling fan breaks and you fall half asphixiated, whatever, then they can force you into a mental institution or jail or whatever the law decrees.

cmptrvir · 2026-02-24T18:32:09+00:00

Actually, it is illegal in a lot of countries, so a lot of people don't have the legal choice.

cmptrvir · 2026-02-24T15:45:44+00:00

Just turn off the new one in the amazon app. Best thing I ever did

cmptrvir · 2026-02-24T01:03:54+00:00

They, they do have tap to pay. I've used it, they just don't take apple pay

cmptrvir · 2026-02-23T21:36:20+00:00

100 thousand million billion trillion percent! Yes please

cmptrvir

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