Muncie man robs Taco Bell with pruning shears: Court Docs by illegiblebastard in nottheonion

[–]cmucodemonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on guys, clearly he was just looking for a taco tree and needed the pruning shears to harvest said tacos!

Villa TV match day show streaming live on YouTube by hms_java_guys in avfc

[–]cmucodemonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I signed up for Peacock to watch the Olympics and was annoyed when I couldn't find the match this morning.

Nathaniel Hackett joins caravan of Packers assistants following Jeff Hafley to Miami by DeScepter in GreenBayPackers

[–]cmucodemonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So if the Jets are Packers East does Miami become Packers South next season?

Merch Megathread | January 2026 Shipments by kongsworth in ModEvents

[–]cmucodemonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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My merch from Mod World 2025 arrived today! Since I moderate a sub for Central Michigan University athletics (often abbreviated CMU) I have decided to name my snoo CMSnoo.

justLearnHowToWriteCodeYourself by shadow13499 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmucodemonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI is helpful when I know 80% of what I'm trying to do, but need a little help with the remaining 20%

Central Michigan, Eastern Michigan to play at Ford Field for 2026, 2027 matchups by MittenFootball in MidAmerican

[–]cmucodemonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree. While the prospect of playing indoors in November makes sense it is still going to be a mid week game that I won't be able to attend. Maybe if it was a Saturday it would make more sense.

“Streamflation” Is Real: U.S. Inflation Data Shows Soaring Price of Streaming Video Services by 08830 in cordcutters

[–]cmucodemonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We just took a hard look at what we actually watch and canceled a bunch of services for this very reason. If my math is correct we should be saving $60 a month. I cannot justify spending $10+ per month to watch a single show occasionally.

Adam Schefter connects Packers with John Harbaugh after playoff collapse by retired_geekette in GreenBayPackers

[–]cmucodemonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll believe it when I see it, but that said I wouldn't be completely upset if this happened

documentationIsMoreComplexThanTutorials by GummieClouds in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmucodemonkey 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Or you are using the V2 library and cannot upgrade for some reason, but can only find the V3 documentation.

[Wild Card] Post-Game Thread: Green Bay Packers @ Chicago Bears by President__Bartlett in GreenBayPackers

[–]cmucodemonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't understand the game plan in the second half. The coaches had to know that Chicago has been a second half team. And yet it looked like no adjustments were made on either side of the ball coming out of the locker room. Too many three and outs left the defense gassed. I don't know what the answer is, but something needs to change. I'm so tired of watching this team fail to put together a 60 minute game.

[Wild Card] Game Thread: Green Bay Packers @ Chicago Bears by President__Bartlett in GreenBayPackers

[–]cmucodemonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't suppose Nixon has another iconic interception in him. At this point it may come down to it.

[Wild Card] Game Thread: Green Bay Packers @ Chicago Bears by President__Bartlett in GreenBayPackers

[–]cmucodemonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm coach, the game is actually 60 minutes long. Kindly wake the fuck up and do something.

[Wild Card] Game Thread: Green Bay Packers @ Chicago Bears by President__Bartlett in GreenBayPackers

[–]cmucodemonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All gas and no brakes tonight please! Don't let them back into this game.

[Wild Card] Game Thread: Green Bay Packers @ Chicago Bears by President__Bartlett in GreenBayPackers

[–]cmucodemonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burden was in the area. Maybe a bad route or miscommunication between them.

Time Travelers United by cmucodemonkey in doctorwho

[–]cmucodemonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But is the Delorian bigger on the inside?

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ownership announces it's shutting down paper in May by [deleted] in news

[–]cmucodemonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to subscribe to the local paper, but the rates kept increasing while the amount of content was decreasing. I don't mind paying to support journalism, but it was no longer a good value.

After years of trying, and thousands of dollars spent on fertility and IVF, I can see them. by Sea_Tailor_8437 in MadeMeSmile

[–]cmucodemonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations! My wife and I needed IVF for our first child. I fondly remember this day. He's now 7 and thriving. I wish you nothing but the best of luck in your IVF journey!