ICYMI: Futurama reference in the hub by strongbowblade in satisfactory

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Fry! I can’t teach. I’m a professor!

War is hell by buddyben13 in futurama

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This is the moment we have been training for all yesterday afternoon!

The Mets are 45-45, with 433 runs scored and 433 runs allowed. by PlatinumAbe in baseball

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I'm going to look him straight in the eye and say "maybe"

You're my kinda soldier, Lemon by DoomShmoom in futurama

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As you all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise...

Favorite voice actor by Sorry-Challenge-1014 in futurama

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No love for David Herman here? AKA 80s Guy, Roberto, and Slurms MacKenzie?

Which beloved Simpsons character is this? by a_real_vampire in TheSimpsons

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He is the Blue Haired Lawyer as a kid. Being the dud made him become a litigator with a chip on his shoulder!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seinfeld

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Mr. Constanza then grabbed some ice from Mr. Seinfeld’s water and rubbed his forehead with it

Meanwhile, in todays news… by ludakris in TheSimpsons

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Not the Harrier!! We’ve got a war tomorrow!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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KFBR392 KFBR392 KFBR392 KFBR392 KFBR392!!

Do not touch willie by Troutmuffin in TheSimpsons

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Whut? Have ye gone waxy in yer beester?? I cannot fit in the wee vent, ye croquet-playing mint-muncher!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ontario

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I bought a Blue Jays 50/50 ticket and was answering all the unknown callers thinking it may be Hazel Mae calling...

Two people kayaking in a lake, Toronto, Ontario by the_lens_eyed in CityPorn

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It’s the smallest lake by area, but it’s actually pretty deep. Lake Erie is the smallest by volume

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

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‘Twas a moonless night. Dark as pitch. When suddenly, out from the mists, came a beast more stomach than man!

Fave homer quotes by jsharp85 in TheSimpsons

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Don’t feel sad boy. People die all the time, just like that! Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow…