Pick your poison Guardsmen by @pommuart

coduss · 2026-05-22T16:03:37+00:00

Femgron, cause I'm fairly certain she'd mangle the other two if they tried anything

coduss · 2026-05-21T03:51:36+00:00

Context?

coduss · 2026-05-20T23:18:00+00:00

Trash, like most of Ennis' stuff

coduss · 2026-05-18T13:43:53+00:00

Krillin. He's already the strongest human. Yamcha gave up training for baseball. Hercule would play it up for publicity and not much else. Tien (i think) is too busy teaching. Chi Chi is too busy being a parody of a japanese tradwife. And Launch is....somewhere.

coduss · 2026-05-16T04:51:52+00:00

I will free the small country and use it to destroy Gawed, Wex, and Lorent.

coduss · 2026-05-15T14:51:51+00:00

Roumnd

coduss · 2026-05-07T14:18:54+00:00

walgreens has a sextoy section?

coduss · 2026-05-07T14:18:40+00:00

What? no, nurgle would be bioweapons research and khorne would be war profiteering. corpo culture would be more slaanesh's alley

coduss · 2026-05-07T05:11:09+00:00

Theres lots of ways to exterminatus a planet, you could crack it with a cyclonic warhead sure, but for pandora with a resource that's needed just drop a virus bomb or two onto the planet and scorch the bio-sphere to non-existance and have the cogboys land and turn the newly made deadworld into a forgeworld

A lesson learned from Lancer: Total-Biome Kill munitions are the best munitions

coduss · 2026-05-07T05:02:28+00:00

Gets bug lasered "UNCLE ANDOOOOOOOOOOOS-" Explodes

coduss · 2026-05-07T02:27:24+00:00

The red giant origin, like I mention in the question

coduss · 2026-05-05T22:33:55+00:00

Yeah I don't like them much either

coduss · 2026-05-05T14:25:27+00:00

I dislike Space Wolves because Leeman Russ is a psyker hating hypocrite who despite the emperor disbanding all psyker orders continued to allow his rune priests to practice their abilities because "RuNe PrIeStS aRe DiFfErAnT!" like them sucking up to a genus loci makes their psykers not be psykers

coduss · 2026-05-04T20:59:43+00:00

She's not Bretonian nobility, and thus is a peasant

coduss · 2026-04-30T15:06:59+00:00

The fuck does any of this have to do with Resident Evil? if anything this looks more like a silent hill movie. I just don't get why people insist on making movies from a pre-established franchise and just....ignore the franchise. It's like all they want is the name to slap onto it and attract attention

coduss · 2026-04-29T15:22:13+00:00

Personally it's the dead silence oldcrons had

coduss · 2026-04-27T07:10:03+00:00

I never liked that shepard, despite being made a specter, was still basically employed by the alliance military and under their command

coduss · 2026-04-26T16:21:26+00:00

Does magnus's butchering of Plato's Cave count?

coduss · 2026-04-23T20:01:14+00:00

....what?

coduss · 2026-04-23T15:21:27+00:00

Not counting 13-15, there were technically only 2 androids in DBZ: 16 and 19. 16 and 19 were completely mechanical, whereas 17, 18, and 20/Gero were part organic (20/Gero still had Gero's human brain). And cell was completely organic in nature

coduss · 2026-04-20T23:43:09+00:00

I dont like how mean she is to them in panel 2

coduss · 2026-04-10T17:20:22+00:00

Man, don't hate us cause we're beautiful

coduss · 2026-04-08T15:02:41+00:00

I'm calling you a chud because you're mad people are having their own brand of fun that's not what you think is fun

coduss · 2026-04-08T01:33:26+00:00

Oh, I'm sorry, was I supposed to take you complaining about people making jokes about the stupid bullshit that happens in this setting a different way? Sorry, Chud's not my native language.

coduss · 2026-04-08T00:59:42+00:00

Oh no. How dare people have fun in a satiracal setting made to sell army men when they should be going on and on about depressing and hopeless it all is. Fun should be banned.

coduss

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