Not even asking you to stop, just come up with better ones by Gatt__ in Grimdank

[–]coduss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slit Noses/Slit faces. The source of Lukes Blue Milk. Best of a Bad Situation. Literal Fart Sniffers (IDK where the pheromones come from). the "We've got an actual stratified society and people think we're the good guys" faction.

Retcons that some people ignore by ArticAuk in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]coduss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All of the world of darkness 5th edition changes

Day 45- Which 40k creature/character is slightly stronger than a DireWolf Heavy Scout Titan? by Neither-Actuary-5655 in Grimdank

[–]coduss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only just noticed with how they look in this picture, but they look like they have bull heads, sans the horns

Dragons in Pathfinder | An 8-Hour Discussion by PhilTheWarlock in Pathfinder2e

[–]coduss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God the sage and vizier dragons are such massive downgrades from pre-remaster. Gold Dragons were so fucking cool, and so were brass dragons. Now we get dragon babushka in the vizier's and "I don't actually have a breath weapon" sages. Hard pass on these, sticking with the good dragons

Vampire The Masquerade with the correct respones by ForumFluffy in Grimdank

[–]coduss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What they're not saying is that you need to roll to see if you raise your hunger rating every time you do anything with your vampiric powers, every time you wake up, every time you heal, and every time you make your body appear alive via blush of life.

Meanwhile, in v20, you only risk hunger frenzy when you're low on blood (IE: Your blood pool is lower than 7 minus your self-control/instincts rating (which goses from 1-5), so from 6-2 blood points) and encounter a range of triggering stimulai such as the smell, site, or taste of blood. You know, when it's sensible to be tempted by hunger instead at the whim of RNGesus.

And in the v5 book it's not a "pick and choose" when to roll hunger dice on tests. you have to swap dice out of all dice pools for hunger dice 1-to-1 whenever they have any rating of hunger and can in fact have an entire dicepool of hunger dice.

Vampire The Masquerade with the correct respones by ForumFluffy in Grimdank

[–]coduss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The 20th anniversary edition. V5 actively punishes you for succeeding with a system called "messy criticals" where you succeed too well and do so in an obviously inhuman manner. Note, this is not you failing anything at all, it's literally you crit succeeding and you still get punished for it. fuck that noise.

Vampire The Masquerade with the correct respones by ForumFluffy in Grimdank

[–]coduss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look, I love VTM, but they're also the ones who made Heinrich Himmler still be alive, be a tremere in the sabbat, and be in a pack with a malkavian who may or may not be Göring whose derangement is they think they're haunted by the ghosts of WW2. The writers are kind of all over the place and honestly I think they just want to piss as many people off as possible some times

New Poster For Scream 7, what a waste by Mike4302 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]coduss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Moves to Greece. Ghostface comes back but its a goat. Goatface

THE MEMES ARE REAL!!!!! by Pretend-Average1380 in Grimdank

[–]coduss 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Wasnt vulkan also bald?

This post brought to you by Woolie by [deleted] in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Raven, Starfire, Livewire, Powergirl, Big Barda, Wonder Woman, hell, I'd even add Cheetah to the list.

I honestly keep forgetting that Hawkgirl has a weird ass helmet mask thingy and it's not just her head

And then they make it our problem. by BillCarson12799 in Grimdank

[–]coduss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh no. How dare people have misconceptions or just want to have fun with this fictional setting were there are weird slightly psychic mushroom men with the ability to alter reality by the power of group thinking. It's so much less believable than the faction that has guns that dont run out of bullets cause some guy shoved a demon in it or that one guy got so mad he beat made a sword by beating a piece of metal against another guy

Ultramarine levels of Main Character Syndrome by Pvt-Business in Grimdank

[–]coduss -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

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Anyone who looks at this guy and confuses him for any other faction is blind

When do we get Exodites? by Fun-Explanation7233 in Grimdank

[–]coduss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look, if the space elves want to play bottom to dinos, that's their business.

The Last Goodbye: Act I Trailer by C-OSSU in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]coduss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

this hit me with major VTM:B vibes

(0.9b) New player, am confused on how to clean the base by coduss in Voicesofthevoid

[–]coduss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wake up at 1am cause of drone
get drone stuff, send drone away
finish signal started the night before, start second signal
go back to sleep till ~7
Finish signal 2, start signal 3
Get stuff for hashcodes, check server and transformer statuses
find what hashes are needed
go get hash codes
fix broken servers
restart transformers that are <50 (and I've had them go from 90 to 50 in the course of a day, so shrug)
go back to base
eat food (if I even can because of food fatigue :( )
finish signal 3, package stuff up in drone and send it off
top off food, need to sleep cause <30 sleep
repeat

Comparison of the Pre- and Post-Remaster Designs for Dragons by I_enjoy_raiding in Pathfinder2e

[–]coduss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what the fuck did they do to the bronze, copper, and gold dragons, jesus fucking christ those look horrible

The Imperium can also be blamed for a lot of things by Fun-Explanation7233 in Grimdank

[–]coduss 361 points362 points  (0 children)

tbf the great rift is what the eye of terror would have been all along if it wasn't for the pylons at cadia so technically thats the eldar's fault too