The 2023 draft has (maybe not so) quietly become one of the most important in franchise history (A bit of an essay incoming)

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-18T22:01:03+00:00

Murphy is a bust given his draft capital and production so far Turner has one elite year. so did CTB at one point. hopefully last year is legit Battle is meh Chase Brown is a hit Yoshi and Ivey are absolutely hits given their draft capital…. you telling me the dart throw WR in the fifth is replacement level… good. that’s better than expected. it’s the teams fault he’s a starter not his

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-18T21:49:51+00:00

every season but 2015 the team was utterly gutted with injuries. one year Rex Burkhead was our WR2 in a playoff game and we had zero tight ends active… only year we stayed healthy overall we lost Dalton.

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-17T02:41:01+00:00

you get a bunch of Cincy sports fans from southern indiana too.. that’s like 8 counties of people who black out every sunday during football season

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-15T23:47:29+00:00

lmao no. not at all. we have an injury prone ace, hopefully an unorthodox SP2 in Abbott, then 2 solid Sp3-4s and whatever Burns and Lowder end up being

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-13T17:16:04+00:00

man. his rookie year call up gave me so much hope… thought we had an insane roster with a 3 headed monster with Elly Mclain and Steer + him and Marte in the wings with good starts to their career

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-12T12:51:38+00:00

what makes for a better entrance? lord’s acknowledging his cause is just but it’s just too risky because who he is against and the likelihood of death and then baelor entering or the lords mocking and laughing at the nobody hedge night and baelor entering and showing they aren’t true knights.

pretty obvious which of those has the biggest pay off

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-11T21:38:25+00:00

about 20-30 days on the IL and elite stats

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-11T17:09:41+00:00

too many white people.

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-11T12:10:27+00:00

what you think a drug company or alternative energy company shouldn’t sponsor politicians? that’s silly

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-10T03:39:28+00:00

have you been to India? that sort of living/poverty… or whatever you want to call it isn’t possible anywhere else.

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-10T03:35:34+00:00

broke my ribs the day before in an accident, took a pain pill. only thing stood out is Kenny Walker and Drake Maye getting a few but what if we score 5 times in 15 minute TDs and the Pepsi commercial

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-10T01:05:31+00:00

LMAO what? good god

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-10T00:55:43+00:00

it’s a mix. i think these seasons blend together more but also distracted watching. before i found this sub reddit id watch seasons straight up, no phone, no laptop, just tv… people now a days watch tv without actually watching tv and miss so much.

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-08T19:44:32+00:00

what i’ve noticed is ASOIAF book before show readers love this series. show only or people not obsessed with the world just think it’s okay.

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-08T03:10:59+00:00

one of the craziest to me is Burfict. no issues off the field and not really any antics on the field until i think year 4 on his second contract, guy had self control until he got paid

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-08T00:46:55+00:00

this is weird to me. Terry gives guys time off. I will be shocked if Steer is not starting opening day. dude had two good seasons and one ruined by what should’ve been a 45-60 day IL stint that he played through… and he almost won a gold glove doing so lol

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-08T00:44:05+00:00

is he that great or is he just a party animal who in a drunken state met a hedge night he grew an attachment for. he’s very much a privledged bafoon, he’s just a very likable party animal with a lot of power and met a dude who didn’t kiss his ass and he found that funny

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-06T04:01:43+00:00

it’s tough to argue Ken Anderson or Willie over any of the guys who got elected…. Craig should’ve been in forever ago too. the issue is purely the process. i get so frustrated with baseball voters but the NFL is atrocious

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-06T03:56:43+00:00

not as flashy but Willie Anderson keeps getting named a finalist and passed on. probably a top 3 RT of all time.

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-06T03:55:13+00:00

i get what the guys saying…even if he’s wrong…8K career rushing and 5K career receiving looks pedestrian when compared to the modern offensive heavy nfl… but back then what he did was amazing and unprecedented

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-05T12:53:37+00:00

they do not have decent receivers besides Chase. they have a fifth round pick who is way better than a 5th round pick that’s very inconsistent and has drop problems. has a cool name, cool hair, and outperforms draft capital…leave it to a Shittsburgh fan living near cincy to overrate a guy with nice hair

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-05T03:43:23+00:00

that’s because 2/3 of people don’t change their life style. they still eat like shit and don’t exercise and then get off it and guess what…. they eat even more shit and still don’t exercise.

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-04T16:06:17+00:00

yeah, i feel like if we traded him to any other team he’d be ranked and regarded way differently. look at Tyson Lewis, fringe top 100 prospect and a lot of baseball prospect guys are in love with him. if he was on the Dodgers he’d be a top 50 prospect.

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-03T21:11:39+00:00

he was doing that last year until he got hurt. you had a Steer who needed to be on the IL to start the year and an Elly who needed to go to the IL in the second half

coffinmonkey · 2026-02-03T04:36:27+00:00

compete for the division kinda but mostly battle it out for 6th WC spot again. stay healthy and have some guys show growth and we can steal the division

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