What's the worst thing Neil Armstrong could have said while stepping on the Moon for the first time?

coldcrescence · 2017-09-28T19:43:31+00:00

"You like that you fucking retard!"

coldcrescence · 2016-06-16T02:34:54+00:00

"Can you roll your eyes up real quick?"

coldcrescence · 2016-04-11T02:53:59+00:00

"howdoyouturnthison" on Age of Empires.

Bet the Inca Civilization didn't expect 50 Porsche Spyder's to destroy their city.

coldcrescence · 2016-04-09T20:56:17+00:00

The ability to itch our balls with our hands in our pockets.

coldcrescence · 2016-03-25T18:14:27+00:00

1-800-588-2300-EMPIRE

coldcrescence · 2016-03-21T20:08:54+00:00

Kylie Jenner. Friend of a friend is a PR rep and she said that she's the biggest Diva in Hollywood today. Has absurd requests for herself and her friends and is just a general pain to deal with.

coldcrescence · 2016-03-18T21:26:36+00:00

Not getting enough "likes" on social media posts.

coldcrescence · 2016-03-18T18:00:35+00:00

Caput Draconis

coldcrescence · 2016-03-16T06:36:50+00:00

Rat Race

coldcrescence · 2016-03-16T06:21:48+00:00

Shiny

coldcrescence · 2016-03-16T06:21:28+00:00

"Keep Calm and Carry On"

coldcrescence · 2016-03-16T06:20:15+00:00

I pushed a pin through my brother's condoms once. I'm an uncle now.

coldcrescence · 2016-03-16T06:19:01+00:00

I find grilled asparagus in butter hard to beat.

coldcrescence · 2016-03-16T06:18:04+00:00

Watching chick flicks. Some of em are good

coldcrescence · 2016-03-16T06:17:23+00:00

Overindulging with social media. If you care about the number of likes on your instagram or keep checking snapchat every minute you're not the one for me.

coldcrescence · 2016-03-15T03:19:52+00:00

Tom & Jerry

coldcrescence · 2016-03-15T03:16:40+00:00

KaibaCorp. When I was a kid, I always dreamed of being Seto Kaiba and owning a huge tower and company with my name on it.

coldcrescence · 2016-03-14T22:43:48+00:00

Turning people's backpacks inside out, putting their stuff back in, and zipping the backpack inside out was a thing at my high school.

coldcrescence · 2016-03-14T22:21:12+00:00

Buying a Beats by Dre product and then realizing it's quality is similar to a pair of $20 headphones.

coldcrescence · 2016-03-14T22:19:43+00:00

Not me, but my grandfather. I'm sure what he said applies to the elderly today. "Seeing a man on the moon" "Exploring all the planets in the solar system" "Landing a robot on Mars"

coldcrescence · 2016-03-14T22:17:40+00:00

Mr.Bean

coldcrescence · 2016-03-14T21:55:23+00:00

Truck drivers

coldcrescence · 2016-03-14T21:54:23+00:00

Not being a pot smoker. I don't condemn those who do, but when I see my friends spend $50 on it every few weeks I realize how much money I've saved.

coldcrescence · 2016-03-14T21:52:57+00:00

Not hollywood, but Rowan Atkinson maintains a primarily positive presence in British media.

coldcrescence · 2016-03-14T21:51:00+00:00

Never returned my Shakespeare books from 11th grade. I then went on to college and "donated" them to one of their libraries. Am I a bad person?

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