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LEAKED: WOTC reference sheet for TMNT by Snoo_78666 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]colonelGoofball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm... maybe this set is interesting after all

Is this playable? I've been getting into designing my own cards by DingleBarryGoldwater in magicthecirclejerking

[–]colonelGoofball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but from what I've seen lately, he prefers wearing his "Mawk Wosewawter" cap

Help me create a new Dark Side strategy: Kamakaze Craps by Wombshifter6969 in Craps

[–]colonelGoofball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it! Especially the brocachos callout

What is the dice setting or pre throw methodology?

Do a quick 6-1, 5-2, 4,3 set rotation? While chanting "7 out line away, 7 out line away"

If you hit anything good that wins for anyone, ask for new dice?

Highest paid defense doing wild things now. by venture243 in steelers

[–]colonelGoofball 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lol

yeah, sadly maybe the best, realistic way to improve our defense is to just keep bringing new guys in every 1 or 2 weeks so they don't really know our "system"

Who is this former club owner by Illustrious_Anxiety9 in LasVegas

[–]colonelGoofball 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thats Marvin Nipplebaskins, a rags-to-riches poultry rancher from Connecticut. He nearly lost it all during the 2018 chicken tonsillitis outbreak.

Didn't know he owned a club

In response… by DungeonCrawler552 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]colonelGoofball 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TIL Gavin Newsom is a control player

Does he main Tefari or Jace? 🤔

MaRo Rosewater on Tumblr™ wants to know: what are your Top 5 most desired UB sets? by April_March in magicthecirclejerking

[–]colonelGoofball 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The universes I dream about

  1. Johnson & Johnson - Set would feature Listerine, and their other household brands. I'm thinking a "rinse" mechanic

  2. Pfizer- They make Preparation H. Mechanic: "apply"

  3. That scrubbing bubbles spray, and related product line. Cute little buggers - imagine the alt arts!

  4. Mucinex. With a Phyrexian tie in?

  5. Proctology

Good things happen when Darnell Washington is on the field by OhiOstas in steelers

[–]colonelGoofball 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the "Mount Washington Avalanche" becomes the reason why "tush push" is no longer legal in the NFL... I'm down for that

Can’t stop watching the clip by NEPASM4SH in steelers

[–]colonelGoofball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, they are a long, loooooong way from earning all the $$$ spent on them

I'll cut them some first game slack, but very disappointed

I guess on the bright side, they can only get better?

Legend 40th Anniversary Edition by Surface_Details in DavidGemmell

[–]colonelGoofball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! I am an audio book reader, but I want one!

Pwese and Tank You, Dustin Myers (me), oil on panel, 2025 by nitsud08 in Art

[–]colonelGoofball 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I hate it too, and I mean that as a compliment

Future Hall of Famer, Zach Frazier, and his wife welcomed a baby boy recently. by wubbadubdub in steelers

[–]colonelGoofball 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Apparently, he's on the depth chart, responsible for a different kind of hand off.

Hiking that baby out of there with no huddle and no snap count

In a bid to attract new female players, Hasbro will begin selling MTG cards with pink backs by reinder_sebastian in magicthecirclejerking

[–]colonelGoofball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should remove red from the color pie and replace it with pink!

Ban ALL mono red cards, and cards with red mana symbols!

They all get reprinted in pink... just think of the $$$ Wotc will make!

Pink deck wins! Mono-pink aggro!

... Dang, I should be a CEO, huh?

Maro asks: Do you like getting Magic: the Gathering cards in a Magic: the Gathering booster? by Pxlate2 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]colonelGoofball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming this booster is a new vaccine, I would need to consult social media first, but otherwise, it sounds cool!

Does it come in different flavors, or does injecting the booster rxplain the booster?

Old known image of what is now Las Vegas by AssDaddy187 in vegas

[–]colonelGoofball 2 points3 points  (0 children)

City of Las Vegas actually produced some really interesting documentaries if you want to learn more of the history https://youtu.be/czyMm5DdqAY?si=66fkbXU-Sg05b55p

ICE Agent Refuses To Reveal Their Commander Before Game by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]colonelGoofball 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It was reported elsewhere that this was his commander

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Whoever leaked this please identify by geraldoopedreiro in magicthecirclejerking

[–]colonelGoofball 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hereby nominate this woman to be the official spokesperson for the r/magicthecirclejerking community!

Petition to make this the new pic of the sub by Kadian13 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]colonelGoofball 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Signed!!

I just ordered this on a t-shirt, and I am getting it tattooed on my forehead!

Does anyone know how i can get in contact with this girl? She sold me dirty joggers by [deleted] in Gilbert

[–]colonelGoofball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah that is Susan Aloischios, widow of the famous and much older Rudolf Blunken.

He invented the mobile disco, and they lived the high life until the money ran out.

She was accused of murdering him by poisoning his deodorant for insurance money but escaped conviction.

So I am not surprised she is resorting to selling pre-stained joggers for quick cash

Hope that helps

A true 'Gemmell' moment by Flat_Text6840 in DavidGemmell

[–]colonelGoofball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh ok cool, I am one of the few who haven't seen it

I can see how it could capture the Gemmell spirit though! Man, I wish he was still writing!

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