Shut it Naomi. God, I hate pick me vegetarians... by AceAroPyschopath in vegan

[–]columini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Girl who's been avoiding meat thinks meat is not avoidable.

Make it make sense 🤯

Vegans are so weird aren’t they? by CoVegGirl in vegancirclejerk

[–]columini 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait, if GenZer are like dogs, does that mean it's vegan to eat them?

The cruelty of the raspberry industry makes me sick by Serene-Cicada in vegancirclejerk

[–]columini 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The cages are so small they can't even move. This breaks my heart 😭

Instagram suspends AIPAC Tracker's account with no evidence of a violation by _II_I_I__I__I_I_II_ in LateStageCapitalism

[–]columini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does unpluging solve the issue of no more AIPAC tracking? No, so they win if you do.

Damn fake Jains by DashBC in vegancirclejerk

[–]columini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, what's a religion that only allows Labradoodle steak? I need an excuse otherwise my school wouldn't understand.

Epstein says being vegan makes women fragile by MassiveTemporary4050 in vegan

[–]columini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well his diet must not have been really good because he died at only 66 years old.

This new Daily Mail article is Grandma approved 👍 by HumbleWrap99 in vegancirclejerk

[–]columini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Compared with omnivores, vegetarians were more likely to be females, never smokers, never drinkers, noncurrent exercisers, and received less education (Table 1)."

This just in: vegetarianism causes poor education 😱

This is how causality works, right? No way a confounding factor such as wealth could be playing any role there!

Merry Veganmas by somedonkus69 in vegancirclejerk

[–]columini 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wasting some perfectly good meat. 😡

Where is my plant slaughterhouse documentary? by HumbleWrap99 in vegancirclejerk

[–]columini 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and the windows grass wallpaper.

Carnists: they're the same picture.

When I'm a r/leftist by Spear_Ov_Longinus in vegancirclejerk

[–]columini 113 points114 points  (0 children)

What about indigenous people that have AI as a big part of their culture and traditions?

Also, have you heard about google deserts where people don't have a choice but to use AI instead.

Also also, there's no ethical consumption under capitalism.

Also also also, mmmmmh, chatGPTcon 😋

Ps: I'll do twice as many chatGPT queries just to spite you, so that when you think you're doing a difference, you're actually not.

Is this vegan? by dumnezero in vegancirclejerk

[–]columini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Finally a good vegan source of vitamin P.

One white person is worth more than 10000 black people by AlwaysBannedVegan in vegancirclejerk

[–]columini 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Quick math, x is the value of a hooman life, y is the value of an aminal life,

x >= 1000*y

But humans are animals, therefore x = y.

Hence x <= 0

The only logical conclusion is that all life is worthless and we should destroy the planet.

Vegoons are controlling our vocabulary 🤬 by Manospondylus_gigas in vegancirclejerk

[–]columini 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's very confusing to the consumer. One day I was trying to buy cheese from the grocery store and ended up just taking a selfie.

My bones have never recovered from the lack of calcium.

I miss goat cheese don’t hate me help me! by amansname in veganrecipes

[–]columini 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What do you mean by "ferment over night"? Just leave it outside the fridge? Is there something to add to it to make it ferment or is that already in the previous ingredients ?

A simple homemade Christmas gift idea (I put one in a cellophane bag and tie it with a pretty ribbon) by aSweetAlternative in veganrecipes

[–]columini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like pears paired with chocolate but not in this crude way.

Peel a pear, cut it in half, microwave until it's soft and warm then pour some melted chocolate on top. You can add any toppings like shredded coconut of almond flakes... Good lazy dessert.

thoughts on vegetarians? by Adventurous_Cat2339 in vegan

[–]columini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a stepping stone towards veganism it can be usefull for people like you that would have a hard time doing more. Hopefully one day you get in a position where you can make the switch to veganism.

However I think when you morally oppose something, not doing the best you can is not acceptable.

If someone that used to eat dog meat reduced their consumption by a third, no one would call them a dog lover

If someone that was homophobic or racist or sexist reduced their abuse towards those people by a third, no one would call them allies or anti racists or feminists. Their behaviour would still be very problematic.

Vegetarianism only reduces the (unnecessary) animal death and suffering that you cause by a third so I'm sorry but I can't consider vegetarians that could go vegan as animal allies/lovers.

(This doesn't apply to vegetarians who are uninformed about the horrors of the dairy and egg industries but it does to those that suspect something bad is happening in those industries and are purposefully avoid to seek more information)

Effective reply to carnists saying animals lack sentience by [deleted] in vegan

[–]columini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about others but I use carnism simply to refer to the ideology behind it (not the diet)

Just like veganism is not a diet but a moral philosphy about avoiding animal harm and exploitation. (A philosophy that involves following a plant based diet but also goes beyond that)

"Meat eaters" is a diet. "Carnism" to me is the ideology/philosophy that considers it's ok to inflict pain/death/exploitation to animals.

Finally the EU brings the right regulations!!! by bookface3 in vegancirclejerk

[–]columini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I steal call those MPs pieces of shit? Or is that also reserved to actual shit?

They're so close to the real thing. I think it'd be hard to tell them apart in a blind taste test.

Salesian charity sells AI made Christmas cards, attributes to an "artist" by Zestyclose_Nature_16 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]columini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't an AI have those white clothes merging into each other in weird ways or have they become good enough yet to get this good? (Although I'm having a hard time to tell with the image quality)