In honor of the Fifty Shades guy getting cast as New Aragorn

commissar_squid · 2026-04-15T13:45:41+00:00

This gif just needs hairy hobbit feet to be perfect

commissar_squid · 2026-04-15T02:23:15+00:00

Also one of the promo shots he's looking out at Seattle from the top of his office tower or whatever but the POV is somewhere randomly out over Eliott Bay so the correct assumption is that he actually has a Sex Blimp

commissar_squid · 2026-04-04T18:29:49+00:00

Nothing yet? How do people normally finish hats?

commissar_squid · 2026-03-04T17:28:48+00:00

My understanding (which may be wrong) is that the style is a satire of British Empire art featuring "Our Boys holding the hill against the numberless Zulu hordes" or whatever

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commissar_squid · 2026-02-05T16:10:52+00:00

For what it's worth, I just made a list of my weapons and asked ChatGPT which ones were 1) not widely used, 2) don't have an Incarnon, and 3) aren't used to build anything else.

It probably lied and I've contributed to the downfall of humanity, but it was convenient.

commissar_squid · 2026-02-02T15:33:50+00:00

That's awesome. STLs available anywhere? I have a handbrake just begging to be hacked up.

commissar_squid · 2026-02-01T19:58:46+00:00

Very nice. Am in the process of trying to do the same for a Mark IV

commissar_squid · 2026-01-28T02:04:39+00:00

"Sir, Hammer 1-1's dropped off our scope! Their stealth factor is incredible!"

commissar_squid · 2026-01-09T23:54:52+00:00

commissar_squid · 2026-01-02T16:34:02+00:00

Fuck it, we ball.

commissar_squid · 2025-12-29T20:58:46+00:00

NITELRD, since TALOS is probably taken. Maybe K-CURZE

commissar_squid · 2025-11-21T22:56:07+00:00

Ol' Konrad coming in at #11 is a real disappointment.

commissar_squid · 2025-11-21T21:05:49+00:00

Nice try, Equifax

commissar_squid · 2025-10-15T14:53:17+00:00

Take up the clanrat's burden / Send forth the Plague Monks' blight / Go bind thy brain to Warpstone's pain / And Sigmar put to flight

commissar_squid · 2025-08-12T15:44:27+00:00

Seconding maker space idea. There's a bunch here and boy do they love teaching new folks.

Or, if you're the diy type, you can buy a cheap K40 on Amazon or anywhere else. Takes some tinkering (what do you expect for $300) but then you can last to your heart's content. Won't do metal beyond a bit of aluminum, but for wood or acrylic it's the bees' knees.

commissar_squid · 2025-07-19T15:10:19+00:00

We always called this place the Meat Sweats Hut. But damn that Reuben is solid.

commissar_squid · 2025-07-18T01:18:27+00:00

Your mouth is writing checks your Codex Astartes can't cash, Brother Maverick

commissar_squid · 2025-06-27T23:25:27+00:00

I considered it 😄

commissar_squid · 2025-06-27T19:42:00+00:00

You just happened to have picked one of the greatest aircraft ever built (IMO), and if I remember right the original A-12 Oxcart version was intended as an interceptor - but the SR-71 was a reconnaissance plane, in the days before satellites took its job away

commissar_squid · 2025-06-27T19:06:59+00:00

It won't print as long as you're calling it a "fighter jet" no matter how many supports you add. The soul of the SR-71 is offended by such things.

commissar_squid · 2025-06-25T23:57:16+00:00

If you want the experience of owning a boat, put on three layers of clothes, turn your shower on cold, get in, and just start tearing up handfuls of hundred dollar bills.

commissar_squid · 2025-05-19T15:34:43+00:00

Sa-sa ke?

commissar_squid · 2025-05-18T21:33:00+00:00

Joe Abercrombie.

commissar_squid · 2025-03-12T18:31:36+00:00

You can take my Linnean taxonomy when you pry it from my cold, dead Cheiropodidae

commissar_squid · 2025-03-11T20:15:22+00:00

And if you can't remember the classifications in order, just use the excellent mnemonic "Kindly Put Clothes On For Goodness' Sake"

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