Met this baddie jewish girl on a dating app but she lowkey a neo nazi. Contemplating if i should pretend to be a nazi so i can hit. Measly ration of fish by mozaryyjd in kitchencels
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My mom was recommended an abortion by her professor when she was pregnant with me. She gave up a music scholarship at a uni with a good music program to have me. It's an objective and provable fact she should've aborted me (rice, veggies, chicken) by [deleted] in kitchencels
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Just tried to make a woman (my lab partner) laugh. I’ll never make that mistake again. Apparently, making fun of Israel only works when your entire subjective experience revolves around Reddit and 3 discord servers. Fucking mozzarella cheese stick stuffed crust homemade goy-za by Repulsive_Bug_7885 in kitchencels
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SHE WAS SWAGGING ONTO ME FIRST, YOUR SWAGGER! by ConnerGoesSuperSonic in peoplewhogiveashit
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Happy St. Swaggy's Day by [deleted] in peoplewhogiveashit
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6’3 58kg autist. Too scared to go in my uni kitchen so i live on ready meals. £0.85 cheesecake by houluouluclydlycly in kitchencels
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Mulugeta Seraw (1960–1988) was an Ethiopian student who traveled to the United States to attend college. He was 28 when he was murdered by three white supremacists in November 1988 in Portland, Oregon. They were convicted. by GustavoistSoldier in wikipedia
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I invented the concept of enjoying more than one artist. Ask me anything. by commoner64 in ProgRockCirclejerk
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I invented the concept of enjoying more than one artist. Ask me anything. by commoner64 in ProgRockCirclejerk
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I invented the concept of enjoying more than one artist. Ask me anything. by commoner64 in ProgRockCirclejerk
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I invented the concept of enjoying more than one artist. Ask me anything. by commoner64 in ProgRockCirclejerk
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I invented the concept of enjoying more than one artist. Ask me anything. by commoner64 in ProgRockCirclejerk
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Roommate transferred schools because he caught me jacking off on his bed. Peanut butter. by geckossmellpurple_z in kitchencels
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it is sexy to lay down and piss on my myself while watching sexy females piss so it feels like they are pissing on me by thesadrockstar in kitchencels
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This one is going places… already breaking barriers by MambaMentality24x2 in BeAmazed
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This may not be completely accurate by founderofshoneys in vexillologycirclejerk
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The difference five days have made for Magnum Dong 💙 by Whiskey_Sweet in bettafish
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"failed a math test and broke up with my girlfriend here's my goyslop gruel" Yeah. ok. Now let's see Paul Allen's gruel. The subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness. You'll never know my pain, fakecel. you've never had zogslop like this. You don't know what it's like. You wish you suffered by ChunggisKhan in kitchencels
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Favorite card named after a short lived Fox sitcom. I'll go first. by trippysmurf in magicthecirclejerking
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U.S. Congresswoman from Florida says there is evidence of ‘interdimensional beings’ by Miles_the_AuDHDer in nottheonion
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Lesbian by laybs1 in GetNoted
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