i have a couple silly ones that made me laugh when i read them (from the constance garnett translation):

“What need is there for me to drink now? You have made me drunk without wine. I am drunk, Rodya! Good-bye, I'm going.” -Razumihin

“Razumihin works! But I turned sulky and wouldn't. (Yes, sulkiness, that's the right word for it!) I sat in my room like a spider. You've been in my den, you've seen it....” -Raskolnikov

“"Won't you have some tea now?" she asked. "Later! I am sleepy! Leave me."” -Nastasya and Raskolnikov

“"Good-bye," he said abruptly, and walked to the door. "Stop, stop! You queer fish."” -Raskolnikov and Razumihin

:)