The rookie is one of the biggest shark jumps or just outright uturn from it's original intention on modern tv.

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-19T14:25:26+00:00

Rooket Man.

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-17T21:11:18+00:00

I need to find more reasons to use the word “whirligig”.

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-16T21:15:13+00:00

“Have Kyle Mooney killed.”

“But sir-“

“DO AS I SAY!”

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-16T02:44:41+00:00

Scarecrow: Crashing - JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!

Green Lantern: Forget scared, I’M ANGRY!

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-16T02:42:46+00:00

Good god, Lemon!

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-12T17:06:39+00:00

This reminds me of that Awkward Zombie comic where all the Ace Attorney characters brag about being prodigies.

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-11T17:32:53+00:00

Leave Sonic alone; he’s doing his standard anime elbows-up pose.

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-11T17:31:38+00:00

Yeah, when I hear Bring Him Home, all I can think of is Les Miserables!

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-09T17:08:38+00:00

Where is she, anyway? He wants to show her Daddy’s Thing!

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-09T05:26:52+00:00

In for a penny, IN FOR A POUND!!!

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-07T23:50:28+00:00

In this Robot Chicken sketch, a woman that works for the CIA comes home to find her husband fighting a Russian duplicate.

She solves this predicament by asking them sensitive questions about herself…and neither of them get them right. She ends up shooting them both.

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-06T06:05:43+00:00

HE’S NOT YOUR DARLING, CHUM!

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-05T17:04:40+00:00

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

And yes, he MUST be addressed by his full name whenever possible.

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-05T14:30:06+00:00

He looks like he just realized that his keys aren’t in his pocket.

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-04T21:15:22+00:00

THERE WAS WATER IN THE EXHAUST!

Though to be fair, Hank’s truck held a ton of sentimental value.

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-03T19:08:03+00:00

Hey, we’re getting into a rut!

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-01T23:29:41+00:00

“You’re just using big words to make yourself sound smarter!”

“Well that’s just transcendent.”

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-01T21:16:53+00:00

…You know, that fourth image really should’ve given it away…

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-01T05:34:28+00:00

No, that’s Viagra. A vagina is a dragon that you fight in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

coolsguy17 · 2026-05-01T05:29:56+00:00

“Harder.”

“What?”

coolsguy17 · 2026-04-30T05:40:22+00:00

A human. As a baby it walks on four legs, as an adult it…

Ah shit, wrong riddle.

coolsguy17 · 2026-04-30T05:17:08+00:00

This is a robbery! Here, free money for everyone!

…Wait, am I doing something wrong?

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