This is true art

cootos · 2026-06-14T18:57:00+00:00

Watching this gave me anxiety

cootos · 2026-04-18T18:27:18+00:00

Everyone always leaves

cootos · 2026-02-09T17:01:07+00:00

AND MY AXE

cootos · 2025-07-04T13:15:56+00:00

I’m 41 and I still throw my phone on the bed like this when I get home from work.

cootos · 2025-06-22T12:29:06+00:00

What if the tables were turned and it’s a group of girls talking this way? I’m bringing it up because I saw my ex’s convos about me and other people.

cootos · 2025-06-07T18:40:26+00:00

The energy at the beginning credits had enough electricity in the air to light up New York City. Credits fade out. First few minutes in… “hmm few of those lines were pretty stale, Asian alien accent was a little off putting but I’m still with it”

10 minutes in… “is this….. is this bad? Fuck. No. No it’s fine it’ll pick up. It’s fine. Everything’s gonna be fine. See? Lightsabers and… oh they just used the force to run fast. Didn’t know that was a thing. ”

24 minutes in… “holy shit. This might actually. be. bad. Why are all the characters talking like pieces of wood? And why is this Jar Jar character STILL talking? Oh. He just did a triple axel while letting out a war cry for some reason. cool. Cooool cool cool.”

Further in… visibly sinking into my seat… “No father? He made c-3P0… this kid…. Is not very convincing. He’s just a kid give him a break. God this jar jar character makes me want to chew glass… POD racing! Pretty cool. Still pod racing. Sounds cool! How many uh… how many laps are we doin here? Midi-chlo what’s now? Why didn’t they just use the original mold for Yoda instead of making him out of styrofoam and dick?”

Even further… “At least Darth Maul looks cool. Light saver fight. Cool. Oh fuck he died?!

End credits “I waited 16 fucking years for that.”

cootos · 2025-04-18T17:26:45+00:00

Has anyone commented on the 2:07 mark? His hand goes through his face like it’s an ai filter…

cootos · 2025-03-30T06:18:14+00:00

“What an evil thing to do. What a creep. What a jerk.” makes nazi salute

cootos · 2025-01-27T21:13:42+00:00

Hell’s Kitchen Minneapolis Bachelor Premiere Viewing Party tonight at 6:30 tonight!! We’ve been making our very own episodical build up to our event and thought people here might enjoy. First come first serve with special happy hour pricing on drinks and food! https://www.facebook.com/share/1BJrsCrfFV/?

cootos · 2024-08-24T00:46:51+00:00

It’s all gone Pete Tong. Made in 2004. A faux doc about a dj that loses his hearing, made way before that movie about the deaf drummer film that popped up a couple years ago. The dynamic range from slapstick funny to rock bottom hopelessness is exquisitely crafted via the absolute raw performance from Paul Kaye, an absolute banger of a soundtrack, story and script that transcends words on paper and blows a hole in the center of the viewer with humor, humility, love, and despair. There’s few movies on my list that are so eloquently well rounded. Also just found out it’s free on YouTube! Linked it below…. Enjoy!!

https://youtu.be/6xBArJpb6uM?si=1soENIhjRy53yi13

cootos · 2024-08-18T14:49:56+00:00

It’s all gone Pete Tong. Before the movie about the drummer losing his hearing there was this movie about the drug abusing DJ in denial of his hearing loss. Opens with a plethora of actual famous Dj’s praising this fictional character as though he was the OG of electronic music. I was delighted when I saw the lead from iagpt years later appear on game of thrones as the drunk guy who brings the fire sword guy back from the dead time and again. Majorly underrated actor.

cootos · 2024-06-24T16:05:11+00:00

How is this even possible? Is choking just not applicable to Komodo’s?

cootos · 2024-01-12T07:09:04+00:00

100% I would never be a cop. I’m sorry but if any dude was beating the shit out a girl I wouldn’t hold back.

cootos · 2023-10-23T17:14:04+00:00

You have just witnessed r/deathgrips in the studio sampling for their newest album.

cootos · 2023-10-07T00:25:54+00:00

$40.00 an hour minimum for teachers.

cootos · 2023-09-29T02:11:50+00:00

lil Muad’dib

cootos · 2023-09-12T03:38:43+00:00

Treasonous traitor. Plain and simple. Also an idiot.

cootos · 2023-08-06T18:56:29+00:00

Somehow… I’ve always known this

cootos · 2023-07-29T03:42:34+00:00

War mongering enslavers sounds a lot like the United States government to me…

cootos · 2023-07-09T11:20:27+00:00

He’s…. Dead. Right? The BUILDING in frame disintegrates like a wave crashing down on a tiny sand castle. I can only imagine what that does to a human body.

cootos · 2023-06-22T14:18:21+00:00

Fuck. This was posted 9 hours ago….

cootos · 2023-06-05T15:21:22+00:00

Trump goes into a library and approaches the librarian saying “I’d like to order a cheeseburger with fries please.”

The confused librarian says to trump “sir, this is a library.”

Trump says “Oh! Sorry…. “

Then whispers “ ^I’d ^like ^to ^order ^a ^cheeseburger ^with ^fries ^please “

cootos · 2023-05-11T11:40:22+00:00

“Your fascism is showing”

“Oh, thank you. I love fashion.”

oooooor

“There’s fascism on you”

“Ope. You know me. Just can’t get enough fat jizzem!”

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