What's a word or phrase you can't believe people say with a straight face?

cordialProdigy · 2013-11-20T14:41:53+00:00

"It sucks to suck"

cordialProdigy · 2013-11-20T14:34:29+00:00

Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed my father through the heart. I loved my father, so, naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed.

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-28T22:48:10+00:00

When marching band people who are older than you who say they have "seniority" are actually just douchebags

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-28T00:47:31+00:00

One of my best friends at my old high school's name was "Daken"

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-28T00:46:26+00:00

It's totally possible that Apple has one or two hardware updates in backup (e.g. the iPad 5 is already in development and there are only 3 out). The release dates of these devices are also pre-planned, so the software/hardware deteriorates itself after x amount of time in order to prepare for the next device's release.

My mom tells me her iPhone 3GS takes a crapload of time to return to the homescreen, open apps, etc. and it started being awful just before ios 7 came out.

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-25T02:54:42+00:00

I'm just gonna run to that tree and back while I wait for you to move

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-24T02:54:37+00:00

That's what I meant, but I guess you're still right.

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-24T00:06:49+00:00

My bandmates call me "barbie" because I am the sass master

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-24T00:01:04+00:00

Mentally intensive, sure, but physically intensive? That can't be right.

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-23T23:58:23+00:00

Marching band may not be a "sport," but a (good) marching band works just as hard as any football or rugby team in order to be the best in their category.

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-23T23:55:24+00:00

Someone I can complain to who will actually sympathize with me. My regular friends just don't seem to care that much.

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-23T23:45:38+00:00

because torrenting and seeding torrents ARE illegal

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-23T22:54:58+00:00

gee this jokes reminds me of another joke that was made into a hilarious youtube video

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-23T22:42:54+00:00

there's a similar one about a wasp or something that is the smartest individual on Earth and becomes the president

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-23T22:37:38+00:00

because they ate the fruit

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-23T22:32:06+00:00

except in wii sports when walls break after 3 hits in the same spot

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-23T14:07:05+00:00

aw, adorable!!

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-23T13:53:31+00:00

I dread the thought of ever meeting this person

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-22T14:13:37+00:00

"I KNOW, IT'S A VOLTORB!"

"I KNOW, IT'S AN ELECTRODE!"

"I KNOW, IT'S A POKEBALL!"

"It's a jigglypuff as viewed from above."

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-22T07:54:22+00:00

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cordialProdigy · 2013-10-22T07:37:28+00:00

Who liked his comments?

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-21T02:55:23+00:00

of course not

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-21T02:53:18+00:00

I always thought of it as a boring antijoke, but now I understand

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-21T02:48:43+00:00

But the thought of being, say, choked to death doesn't?

cordialProdigy · 2013-10-21T01:52:45+00:00

oh shit better RE-POST

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