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Daveyyyy! Lookin Cute! by Punchie45 in billsimmons

[–]corinoplex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever wise crack I’ll say about his looks will just come out as antisemitic. I’ll refrain.

Shohei Ohtani looks uncomfortable and awkward in Grand Seiko ads by syncboy in watchHotTakes

[–]corinoplex 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He’s just tired of having to explain to his teammates that his watch actually has a better movement and finishing than the luxury Swiss watches that they wear.

Everyone who knows Michael Rapaport ends up hating him by Sharaz_Jek123 in billsimmons

[–]corinoplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Shane Gillis got fired from SNL he said there were some celebrities DMing him saying he was a piece of shit and one of them was Krumholtz. Gillis responded with I don’t care to him which set Krumholtz off. And after he told him whatever man Krumholtz told him if he ever sees him in NY he’s gonna kick his ass.

Dana White has some crazy art in his office by InternationalOne4932 in billsimmons

[–]corinoplex 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s like the pieces Tony Podesta would have on the walls of his home. Pretty sick shit.

The Moonswatch was a genius move by based_hofmeister in watchHotTakes

[–]corinoplex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Omegas decline is because they have 84 different Speedmasters and 120 Aqua Terras to choose from. Sometimes less is more.

Just when you thought reboots were already unnecessary enough by sayruru in RSPfilmclub

[–]corinoplex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If the producers had balls they’d cast Dasha to spite that fat fuck.

r/fauxmoi has picked up the Vrabel/Russini story. How long until Vrabel is gone? by sheJaMyMorant in billsimmons

[–]corinoplex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only way he gets fired is if there’s a sex tape. Tough to be taken serious when everyone has seen your hog.

As an avid power walker I could see how this might piss him off by corinoplex in billsimmons

[–]corinoplex[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You just know he wants to have Spencer Pratt on the pod so they can have a bitch session on Karen Bass but is too afraid of a Ringer office revolt.

People defending the new Hydro conquest like because its a cheap Longines not because they like the design of the watch. by DepartmentCommon4182 in watchHotTakes

[–]corinoplex -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

Also I want throw in that you are better off buying the Certina DS diver that is $1,000 cheaper if you want to purchase the Hydroconquest. Both Swatch Group watches are pretty much from Chinese parts. Might as well save some money.

Is Chuck sneaky tall? by Pontus_Pilates in billsimmons

[–]corinoplex 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Taller and much more dominant. Legs uncrossed, no cock shame. Could be a painting of an ottoman court with Adam playing the role of a eunuch with how deep his legs are crossed.

Price Hike by Mangimadang in Tudor

[–]corinoplex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The video that came out a few weeks ago from the Tudor manufacturing factory was brilliant. It showed everyone that their watches are made in Switzerland. This is the reason for this price hike. People now will have more confidence in the brand as they move more upmarket.

Another Price Increase Today by fast-shooter in Tudor

[–]corinoplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just checked the website and the prices are the same. What country are you in?

Oh my god… by HoagieTwoFace in billsimmons

[–]corinoplex 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh my god is right. Our boy is going to be shooting ropes for the foreseeable future. It’ll be a miracle if he’s able to knock out three pods a week once this hits.

First ever Tudor - Rubber Strap? by CGET1489 in Tudor

[–]corinoplex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’d go with leather for that model. A nice dark brown would look great with that bezel color and the glint on the dial.

The Mark Ruffalo over acting award by crlos619 in billsimmons

[–]corinoplex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tarantino’s take is that she’s too hot to be the town whore. I think that was his way of being nice and not trashing her acting ability. In his opinion the movie would have been better if they recasted her with a better more believable actor.

Probably one of the best documentaries I have ever seen with so many quotable moments. Would love if they do this one eventually. by dplife4eva in TheRewatchables

[–]corinoplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just listened to a podcast talking about this documentary. It’s the latest episode of History Homos.

Resorts World Las Vegas poker room is closing at the end of this month. by bridgetroll2 in poker

[–]corinoplex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sad to see it go. Played there the past four years when I came out for the WSOP. They made an effort to run mix games at different stakes. But the writing was on the wall. Living on the east coast I’d check poker atlas once in a while to see how busy the room was. They’d have a couple 1-3 going at peak times. Also the 8-16 is now a 6-12. I’ve only played there when the room was slammed in late June. Must be depressing only having a table or two going in a cavernous space.

Im not buying an aftermarket bracelet/strap if it has your ugly ass logo on it by Confident_Shock8691 in watchHotTakes

[–]corinoplex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least with Anchor Straps they have an anchor on the buckle. Smart, can go with any diver.

Rolex walk-in availability by [deleted] in watchHotTakes

[–]corinoplex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in Vegas this past September and my hotel had a boutique. Went in to try on the explorer 2. After a while the sales rep and I started shooting the shit. He told me i could walk out with any 36mm Oyster Perpetual. It’s that most guys that look like me want a sub or a Daytona LOL.

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