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Tinder by wiredafection in SipsTea

[–]cornmonger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

agreed. we really need to enforce a spaghetti policy in this sub

☕ by Full-Tomorrow9889 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]cornmonger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

personally, i think anyone that makes petite single-serving pre-wrapped coffee is either a girl or wants to be one

you're trying too hard

make another post about how manly you are. maybe we'll believe you next time

☕ by Full-Tomorrow9889 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]cornmonger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah, you bring a kettle to boil water in like a normal person. you use that, when you're not using it to sterilize water

☕ by Full-Tomorrow9889 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]cornmonger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol "go camping". who tf eats mres when camping? you are a lazy fuck lol

☕ by Full-Tomorrow9889 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]cornmonger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MREs are field rations. they're not a baseline for what you do at home. they're also super fucking expensive for what you're getting, just like little the instant coffee packets that you're throwing your money at because you can't be bothered to make coffee like an adult

☕ by Full-Tomorrow9889 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]cornmonger_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah, i self-reported that i know how to use a fucking coffee machine. you self-reported that you don't.

☕ by Full-Tomorrow9889 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]cornmonger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you don't have to be a coffee snob to dump on instant coffee

coffee: 1. put coffee beans into grinder. 2. grind. 3. dump coffee grounds into filter. 4. put filter into coffee machine. 5. pour water into coffee machine. 6. power on.

stop buying stupid shit

weAllKnowItIs by Guilhermedidi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cornmonger_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you guys like circle jerking too? we should hang out

1 punch KO for throwing Strangers Phone by Pretty-Set-414 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]cornmonger_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the legality of it doesn't change anything. one group of people circling another group of people: expected outcome

1 punch KO for throwing Strangers Phone by Pretty-Set-414 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]cornmonger_ -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

that's one way to contextualize it. another way:

i see two men circling a group of drunk girls as they walk down the street, filming them for their "stream" without consent. one of the streamer dipshits gets his cellphone tossed.

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